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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1041 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 837 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
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Join us and escape the clutches of the organic food police. No more judgmental stares from your brother’s kids as you chow down on a juicy burger in-game. And forget about being shamed for not growing your own veggies – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!
Plus, with our strict “no healthy eating talk allowed” policy, you can finally relax and enjoy some good old-fashioned gaming without worrying about being lectured on the benefits of kale. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure, not for quinoa!
