NoBroInLawNoStayGF

Affair, Birthday Party, brother-in-law, Divorce, family, file for divorce, Filed, Girlfriend, Hotel, husband, Intentions, Kids, NoBroInLawNoStayGF, not welcome, separation, stay elsewhere, UNCOMFORTABLE, Visit, Waiting, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2389
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your brother-in-law’s affair? Look no further! Join our server for some drama-filled fun that will make you forget all about Charles and his shenanigans.

We don’t just build houses, we build relationships – just like Charles and his mistress Brianna! Explore our server and uncover secrets that will make your jaw drop, just like when Charles dropped the bomb about his affair.

And don’t worry about staying with us, we don’t allow cheaters here! Just like how we kicked Charles and his girlfriend out of our server, we’ll kick out anyone who tries to cheat their way to the top.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s juicier than Charles’ love triangle. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

TimberCraft: Climate Clash!

#sustainability, adaptation, agriculture, Biodiversity, clash, climate, climate change, climate crisis, Competition, cropland, Deforestation, ecosystem, environmental impact, food production, Global timber supply, global warming, land suitability, land use, Natural resources, Resources, study, timber production, TimberCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

join dis epic minecraft server where u can save da global timber supply from climate change!!! yea dat’s right, u can be a hero in minecraft by planting trees and stopping da land from moving northwards!!!

imagine a world where food and timber are in a battle for survival, and only u can help them!!! build treehouses, create epic forests, and show climate change who’s boss in dis crazy minecraft server!!!

so join now and be a part of da solution, not da problem!!! save da trees, save da world, and have a blast doing it in dis insane minecraft server!!!

Cavern in a Tavern: Where creepers ask for ID before exploding. #hermitcraft-like #chill #SimpleVoiceChat #long-term

age range, apply, armour stand mod, Cavern, Chill, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Discord, Exploding, FRIDAY, hermitcraft, Hermitcraftlike, java edition, long term, Longterm, Mature Players, Minecraft, minecraft server, Mob Heads, multiplayer, Plugins, rules, simple voice chat, Simplevoicechat, smp, Survival, TAVERN

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4710
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Crops Grown:	9045
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/MXSVdcXxSs
Version	1.21
Datapacks/plugins	Simple VC, Armour Stand mod, mob heads and many many more
Version	Java

We’re looking for dedicated long-term and mature players. Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range. We have just started, but we have a bunch of players already. The server will open this Friday. There is an application process if you wish to play on the server. We don’t go strict on the rules, but just don’t be a dick.

FAQ

1. What are the age ranges of players in the community?

Our community is mostly in the 15-22 age range.

2. When will the server open?

The server will open this Friday.

3. Is there an application process to play on the server?

Yes, there is an application process in place.

4. What are the rules of the server?

We don’t have strict rules, but we expect players to be mature and respectful towards others. Just don’t be a dick.

Pussy Burger Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre comment, burger, confusion, Cooking, Culinary, culinary insult, culinary mystery, Food, food confusion, food critique, hamburgers, insult, Minecraft, Mystery, pussy, Server, strange, strange flavor, strange food, strange taste, Taste, unusual insult

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3420	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with bland burgers? Well, come join our server where the hamburgers taste like pussy! Yes, you heard that right. Our burgers are so delicious, they’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about food. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly cow who only eats grass-fed beef. Join us for a wild ride of flavor and mystery!

StompCraft SMP: Serbia Edition

authoritarian regime, BALKANS, belgrade, carpet bomb, Dictatorship, eastern europe, Edition, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international relations, mass destruction, military aggression, NATO intervention, political conflict, protest, Serbia, smp, Stomp Serbia, StompCraft, Vučić, War Crimes, WARFARE, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2519
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we take on the role of international spies trying to stop Vučić from developing weapons of mass destruction in Serbia.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can carpet bomb Belgrade (virtually, of course) and show off your mad skills. Join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughs, explosions, and maybe even a few secret missions. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and help us save the world… or maybe just cause a little chaos along the way. 😉🚀🔥 #StompSerbia #MinecraftMadness

Penecraft: The Unshared Secret

Asshole, cruel messages, DATING, dating apps, dating pool, Disclosure, discrimination, harsh feedback, Honesty, INTIMATE, judgement, lose-lose situation, medical issue, Penecraft, Penectomy, personal boundaries, prime age, relationships, secret, self worth, sensitive subject, stigma, unshared

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of dating apps rejecting you for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where nobody cares about your medical history or lack of body parts! We welcome all players, no matter how many limbs you have!

Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine, build, and explore without worrying about being called an asshole for not disclosing your partial penectomy. Plus, we have a strict no hand-wandering policy, so you can rest assured that your medical history will remain private until you’re ready to share.

So come join us and escape the harsh feedback and stern comments of the dating world. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted, no matter what’s missing. Who needs a full set of body parts when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper-proof shelter? Join us now and let’s mine our way to happiness together!

BossBattleMinecraftSMP

abusive boss, bad management, BossBattleMinecraftSMP, bullying at work, demoralizing leadership, difficult supervisor, disrespectful behavior., hostile work environment, incompetent leadership, lack of communication, micromanaging, negative workplace culture, oppressive boss, poor leadership skills, toxic work environment, tyrannical manager, unfair treatment, unprofessional behavior, unreasonable demands, unsupportive manager, worst boss

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2346
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
New Chunks Explored:	304925	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Emeralds Found:	8260	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with terrible bosses in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only boss you have to worry about is the Ender Dragon. And let’s be real, at least the Ender Dragon won’t make you stay late on a Friday night for no reason.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to give you a hug. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base filled with diamond-studded llamas. Trust us, you won’t find that in any other SMP.

So if you’re ready to escape the monotony of real life and dive into a world of chaos, adventure, and questionable llama fashion choices, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZombieSlayer69

apocalypse survival, Axe, bow and arrow, Crossbow, Defense, End of the World, firearms, improvised weapons, machete, melee weapons, post-apocalyptic, Preparation, self defense, Shotgun, strategy, Survival, sword, weapon of choice, zombie apocalypse, zombies, ZombieSlayer69

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be battling hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

Join us and show off your zombie-slaying skills as you navigate through our custom-built apocalyptic world filled with abandoned cities, secret bunkers, and of course, tons of brain-hungry zombies.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can compete in zombie-killing competitions and win epic loot like enchanted armor and weapons. So grab your sword, sharpen your survival skills, and join us for the ultimate zombie apocalypse experience!

MatchPlayMC: Russia’s Roast

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, Foreign Minister, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, Matches, MatchPlayMC, Military, nuclear weapons, peace talks, provocation, roast, russia, Russias, security council, Small children, summit, Tensions, threat, West, ww3

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Void Gems Collected:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

lol u guys ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like russia’s foreign minister saying the west is just small children playing with matches? well, this server is so epic that even putin himself would be jealous! join now for a chance to survive the latest ww3 threat and show off your building skills to the world. who needs diplomacy when you have minecraft, amirite? come join us and let’s show the world who the real players are!

IntersexCraft: NoSurgNeeded

aligning, Appearance, children, consent, distressed parents, gender, Gender Identity, genitalia, HUMAN RIGHTS, inappropriate, informed consent, intersex, IntersexCraft, LGBTQ, Medical Ethics, non-consensual surgery, NoSurgNeeded, parents, researchers, sex-normalising surgeries, surgeries on children, surgery

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	4010
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Villages Defended:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

join dis server if u want to experience da most epic and insane adventures in minecraft! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers, unicorns dat poop diamonds, and a secret underground village of talking potatoes!

we also have a special event where players can participate in ‘sex-normalising’ surgeries on intersex villagers! help distressed parents make their child look like a specific sex by performing surgeries without consent! it’s totally inappropriate and totally hilarious!

so come join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter on our server! but remember, always ask for consent before performing surgery on potatoes!

Brickband SMP: Where even the creepers can’t resist dancing!

Active, Adventure, apply, BrickBand, building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, dancing, Discord, dynamic, Enjoy, Established, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Mature, Medieval, Players, Realm, Resist, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	3567
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	453
Crops Grown:	6092	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Brickband SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Brickband SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Server Theme	Medieval
Contact	Discord: flimsyflops #0485

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I join Brickband SMP?

To apply, add the server owner on Discord at flimsyflops #0485.

What is the goal of the server?

The goal is to create a huge medieval style world similar to Hermitcraft, focusing on building and community interaction.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is generally discouraged, but some players may choose to engage in consensual PvP activities.

Are there any server rules?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided upon joining the server.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate removal from the server.

Are there any banned items or mods?

Certain mods or items may be restricted to maintain the integrity of the server. A list of banned items and mods will be provided upon joining.

How often is the server reset or wiped?

As of now, there are no plans for server resets or wipes. The focus is on building a long-term world for players to enjoy.

Are there any server events or competitions?

Yes, the server may host events and competitions periodically to engage players and foster community interaction.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, players are encouraged to invite friends to join the server, as long as they follow the server rules and guidelines.

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