NoBodyTalksHereLOL Minecraft Servers

NoBodyTalksHereLOL Minecraft Servers

  • NoBodyTalksHereLOL

    NoBodyTalksHereLOL
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 9655
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to comment on your blocky body transformation! Are you tired of strangers constantly asking you how you lost weight in the game? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about building epic structures and battling creepers.

    Imagine a world where you can mine and craft in peace, without anyone mentioning your pixelated physique. Say goodbye to the endless compliments and questions about your in-game lifestyle changes. Here, we focus on the important things, like creating a virtual paradise and avoiding virtual zombies.

    Join our server today and escape the constant reminders of your past pixelated trauma. Build, explore, and conquer without the fear of someone asking if you’ve been eating virtual rice. It’s time to game in peace, because your Minecraft experience should be about fun, not body commentary.

    So, are you ready to join a server where your virtual body is your business? Then come on over and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerBlockz

    BoomerBlockz
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 9743
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of aging and feeling like your youth is slipping away faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is a mere illusion! Join us and defy the laws of aging as you build, mine, and craft your way to eternal youth and immortality. Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of blocky fun and adventure. Who needs a fountain of youth when you have a diamond pickaxe and a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us now and stay forever young in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RadRomoCraft

    RadRomoCraft
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    Players: 93/400 Votes: 2817
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Votes: 1195 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Zombie Dances: 8
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Enchantments Applied: 131
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 88
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3140 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join this epic minecraft server where we got deployable radar just like nato in romania!!! u can spy on ur enemies and protect ur base like a boss. plus, we got secret underground tunnels that lead to treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the creepers, they’re in cahoots with the skeletons and zombies trying to steal ur loot. join now for the ultimate spy adventure and become the master of espionage in minecraft land!!!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AtomicSpeedCrafters

    AtomicSpeedCrafters
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 1091
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so fast it makes attoseconds look slow? well, boy do i have the server for u! we’re talkin’ atomic processes that move faster than a baby cheetah on roller skates.

    join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds at the speed of light, building epic structures in the blink of an eye, and battling mobs with lightning-fast reflexes.

    our researchers have discovered the secret to harnessing the power of attoseconds in minecraft, and now you can be a part of this groundbreaking experiment.

    so come on, what are u waiting for? join our server and see just how fast you can go in the world of minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Sky’s the Limit: The PVE Adventure!

    Sky’s the Limit: The PVE Adventure!
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 8589
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features – Jobs
    Extra Custom Items
    Avatar Bending
    Custom Enchants
    GORGEOUS Custom Biomes and Structures
    Additional Features – Towns and Nations
    – Scavenger hunts
    – Auctions
    – Mailing system

    We’re a very active group and close knit community! Lots of fun stuff to do. We’re always throwing parties, having fun events, and working to enhance your gaming experience.

    Join the Skymata Facebook Group and get to know us better! https://www.facebook.com/groups/167844052855006/?ref=share

    IP: play.SkyMata.Games Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: https://discord.com/invite/yz95bZhruC

    Once you hop in add me/message me through discord My username is darthknight.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? You can join using the IP play.SkyMata.Games and the Bedrock Port 19132
    How can I get custom items? You can obtain custom items through various in-game activities such as jobs, auctions, and events
    Is the server active? Yes, we have a very active community with frequent events and parties
    Can I join towns and nations? Yes, we have towns and nations features for players to join and build together

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelPeek Minecraft Server

    PixelPeek Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5428
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Crops Grown: 2698 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, every player on our server is actually a llama with a keyboard – talk about a twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that finding one will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on an adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the lava sharks and exploding sheep – they’re a real hoot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SugarRushMinecraftSMP

    SugarRushMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4795
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 19 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5890
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Emeralds Found: 4195 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6431 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of finding diamonds while dodging creepers, all while debating the important issues like how much sugar is in Fanta in different countries.

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava! But don’t worry, we have a team of flying pigs ready to rescue you if things get too out of hand.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as unpredictable as a herd of cats on a trampoline. Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the secret hidden treasure on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking cow named Bessie. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos of our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyVax4Boys: Protect Your Pixels!

    BlockyVax4Boys: Protect Your Pixels!
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    Players: 96/1000 Votes: 2235
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Void Gems Collected: 26
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 118
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we protect you from high-risk HPV infections with our magical pixelated vaccines! our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters who will help you fight off any pesky viruses trying to ruin your fun. plus, did we mention that our server has a secret underground lab where you can create your own vaccines and cure all your friends? join us now and let’s save the minecraft world from the evil HPV together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VexMc: Where griefers go to drink herbal tea and discuss their feelings

    VexMc: Where griefers go to drink herbal tea and discuss their feelings
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 673
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name VexMc
    Server Type Community driven
    Rules No stealing, no pvp, no griefing
    Join Discord https://discord.gg/Du68AEVEHX
    Plugins Used for lag prevention

    FAQ

    Q: How long has the server been up?

    A: The server has only been up for a little while.

    Q: What can I do in the server?

    A: There is lots to do in the server, explore and create your own unique experience.

    Q: Are there any specific server rules?

    A: Yes, the rules include no stealing, no pvp, and no griefing to maintain a friendly community environment.

    Q: Are there any restrictions on joining the server?

    A: We politely ask you to join our Discord server using the provided link for communication and updates.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAnon’s Server 201309417 – Minecraft Server

    CraftyAnon’s Server 201309417 – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 6901
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2687 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Villages Defended: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 278 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

    Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to all who find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples just by petting his fluffy fur!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! Dance the night away with your fellow players and show off your best moves to earn exclusive in-game rewards.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure at the bottom, guarded by a fiery dragon who loves a good game of chess.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP

    SMPixelatedBanter – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 2851
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 22 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Runes Activated: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, the trees come to life and start dancing the Macarena. And if you manage to tame a wild llama, it will grant you the power of flight for a day.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding sheep).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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