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EVANIA Just Opened TODAY! – Custom Enchants, Crystal Dungeons, and Earworm Soundtracks! A Minecraft Server like no other! Java 1.20.1

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	5630

Server Overview

Java IP	EVANIA.ONLINE

Just opened today! Free to play Minecraft server with hand-crafted story, dungeons, custom monsters, and exciting battles. All suggestions for add-ons are considered.

Features:

Java 1.20.1
In-Game Map: evania.online
Hand Crafted Dungeons/Dark Souls Type Battles
All Custom + Vanilla Mobs
WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected
Multiple Magic+Custom Items
In-Game Soundtracks
Multiple Gated World Types
Discord Voice Vicinity
Random Teleports

Join the Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/bUVY7bMR6t

Gameplay Videos: Video 1, Video 2

Looking for players to take up land and build on the server.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server free to play?	Yes, the server is free to play for everyone.
Are there hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters?	Yes, the server features hand-crafted dungeons and custom monsters.
What protection plugins are used on the server?	WORLDGUARD/CoreProtect/Inventory Protect/Dupe Protect/Griefing Protected are used for protection.
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, there is a Discord server for players to communicate.
Are there multiple world types and random teleports?	Yes, there are multiple gated world types and random teleports available on the server.

Minecraft server: LiteralKidult

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8951
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by a literal womanchild! That’s right, a grown woman who still acts like a kid and has the creativity and energy of a toddler on a sugar rush.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant ice cream mountains, and a secret underground lair where the womanchild hides all her candy stash. Rumor has it that if you can find her hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of chocolate milk.

But beware, the womanchild is known to have a temper tantrum if you mess with her creations. One time, a player accidentally knocked over her pixel art of a unicorn and she turned their house into a giant block of cheese. So play nice and you might just survive her whimsical wrath.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of a literal womanchild. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

StarkCraft Minecraft Server – Astrology Edition

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1049
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and meet Billie, the mystical Minecraft goddess who will guide you on epic adventures like no other.

Billie is not your average Minecraft character. She is a mix of Wonder Woman and Hermione Granger, with a dash of Indiana Jones thrown in for good measure. She is independent, curious, and always up for a challenge. With her by your side, you’ll conquer dungeons, slay dragons, and build the most epic structures the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Billie is also a master of observation and can sniff out hidden treasures like a bloodhound. She’ll lead you to secret caves filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the loot your heart desires. Plus, she’s got a knack for turning any bad situation around with her determination and willpower.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on wild and wacky adventures with the one and only Billie? Trust us, once you meet her, you’ll never want to leave our server!

CryCraft: No Apologies Needed

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than a fresh slice of pizza! Join us for weekly dinner parties filled with wild antics and spicy confrontations.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner savage like my son did when he roasted my niece for not eating pizza. Who needs processed junk when you can feast on grass like a healthy cow, am I right?

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of wholesome fun for those who prefer to keep it classy. Build your dream world, explore epic landscapes, and make friends with other players who appreciate a good slice of drama now and then.

So come on down to our server and let your Minecraft adventures be as wild as a family dinner party with too much wine. Just remember, no matter what, always stand up for your momma like my son did. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

PandemicPro Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	2306
Farms Harvested:	339	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Potions Brewed:	52	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Crops Grown:	7194	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Have you ever wanted to learn the ancient art of llama whispering? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only will you become a master at building epic structures, but you’ll also become a pro at communicating with llamas!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of exploding chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted pickaxes, and even ride on the back of a flying pig!

So, if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft skills and unlock the secrets of llama whispering, then come join us on the most insane server you’ll ever experience!

CreeperCringeCraft

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6116
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll witness more embarrassing moments than you can shake a diamond sword at! Picture this: a player accidentally mining straight down and falling into a pit of lava, or someone mistaking a creeper for their pet cat and trying to cuddle it. The possibilities for hilarity are endless on our server! So come join us for a good laugh and some epic fails. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server (unless it ends up on YouTube).

FossilFoolsMC: COP29 Expansion

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be expandin’ fossil fuels like there’s no tomorrow! We got lava pits for days and coal mines deeper than your ex’s love for you.

Our server is so lit, even COP29 climate hosts are like “Dang, these guys are on fire!” Literally, cuz we got so much lava flowin’ around.

Join us and help us destroy the environment in the most epic way possible. Who needs trees when you can have diamond armor, amirite? Let’s keep the fossil fuels burnin’ and the fun never endin’! See you there, or not, cuz you might be too busy savin’ the planet or whatever. #sorrynotsorry #minecraftmadness

BioChainCraft

Ancestry, BioChainCraft, biology, chain, continuity, Dna, Evolution, evolutionary process, Existence, generations, genetic makeup, genetics, heritage, History, Inheritance, Life, lineage, long tail, Origin, Reproduction, species

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Divine Spears Created:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	715
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo, listen up! Join our cray cray Minecraft server and be part of the most epic adventure of all time! Imagine this: you are the offspring of a long line of creatures who have been doin’ the dirty for billions of years. That’s right, you are the result of some serious biological shenanigans that have been going on since the dawn of time!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure caves filled with diamonds the size of your head. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or at least find a really cool hat for your character. The possibilities are endless, my friend. Let’s do this!

NinjaCraft Server: The Competent Gamers

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	874859	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where the players couldn’t ninja their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of ninjas who are actually skilled at Minecraft! They can build a castle faster than you can say “shuriken” and mine diamonds with their eyes closed.

Join our server for the chance to learn from the best of the best, hone your ninja skills, and maybe even discover your own hidden ninja talents. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground ninja village where players can test their agility and stealth in epic parkour challenges.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server run by ninja masters? Come join us and unleash your inner ninja!

SnowyPixel Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Potions Brewed:	53	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of being a skinny loser in Minecraft? Well, come join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server and embrace your inner chunkiness! Our server is filled with endless buffets of virtual food to chow down on, so you can finally achieve that perfect round shape you’ve always dreamed of.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?

So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!