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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7436 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
Potions Brewed: | 121 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell ya. We’ve got more gold than a leprechaun’s pot of luck, more diamonds than a girl’s best friend, and more creepers than… well, more creepers than you can shake a stick at! But don’t worry, our sheriff (aka admin) is always on duty to keep the peace and protect the town from any griefers or bandits.
So come on down to our saloon (aka spawn point) and grab yourself a cold one (aka potion of swiftness) before heading out on your next adventure. Whether you’re looking to mine for riches, build a homestead, or just lasso some chickens for fun, this server has got everything you need to satisfy your wild west cravings.
So what are you waiting for, partner? Saddle up and join us on the craziest, most rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server this side of the Mississippi! Trust me, you’ll be feeling more based than a block of obsidian in no time. Yeehaw! 🤠🌵🐎