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NoPhoneZone Minecraft Server

Ban, children, Classroom, digital devices, distraction, education, Experiment, France, implementation, learning, Minecraft, mobile phones, NoPhoneZone, policy, restrictions, School, Server, smartphone use, student behavior, Technology, trial, under 15, young students

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

OMG u guys, have u heard about this cray cray server where u can play Minecraft without any distractions like ur stupid phone? YAS, this server is like France but for Minecraft! We’re banning all phones for kids under 15 so u can focus on building ur epic creations without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing Minecraft without the constant buzzing of notifications. Plus, rumor has it that if u build the most epic castle, u might just get a real-life French baguette delivered to ur doorstep.

So come on, leave ur phones at the door and join us on this wild ride of creativity and baguettes. Vive le Minecraft! 🥖🇫🇷

KyivDroneDownerCraft

aerial surveillance, air defense, Conflict, defense capabilities, defense systems, defense tactics, defense technology, drone warfare, Drones, eastern europe, kyiv, KyivDroneDownerCraft, military defense, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Russian attack, uav, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mines Excavated:	4018
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

LOLZ! U wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got DRONES, man! Like, not just any drones, but like 15 of dem bad boys! We downed dem in a epic battle against Russia in Kyiv, like straight up action movie style! Join us and be part of da most intense Minecraft server ever, where we fight off drones and build epic bases to protect ourselves! It’s gonna be LIT, fam! Join now and be a part of dis insane adventure!

HeartbeatHackerCraft

animal testing, biocompatible materials, bioengineering, biomedical technology, cardiac research, cardiac rhythm, cardiovascular technology, chicken embryos, dissolvable pacemaker, heart health, heart rate control, heart’s electrical signals, heartbeat regulation, HeartbeatHackerCraft, injectable pacemaker, medical innovation, nanoparticle gel, regenerative medicine, temporary pacemaker, tissue engineering, zebrafish embryos

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the injectable pacemaker regulates your heartbeat in game for 5 days before disappearing like magic! just like this nanoparticle gel tested on zebrafish and chicken embryos, your heart will be pumping with excitement as you explore our crazy world. who needs a real pacemaker when you can have a virtual one that disappears after 5 days? join now for the most heart-pounding adventure of your life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, forum communities, forum discussions, forum nostalgia, game discussions, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming discussions, gaming forums, Gaming Genres, gaming nostalgia, gaming series, Minecraft, Nostalgia, online communities, online gaming, Server, specific game genres, specific game series, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Explore our custom-built worlds filled with hidden treasures and secret passages.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that fart rainbows and shoot fireballs out of their horns. Trust us, you won’t find that anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Opiate Oasis Minecraft SMP

7-hydroxymitragynine, addiction, Cheaper, fentanyl, HIGH, Kratom, Kratom Extract, Legal, Minecraft, Mitragynine, nod, Oasis, opiate, opiates, Oxy, PILLS, Quitting, Regulation, restriction, Smoke Shop, smp, stores, STRONG, withdrawals

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	2402
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a wild ride that will leave you feeling like you’re on cloud nine? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a crazy adventure where the only limit is your imagination – and maybe a few blocks here and there. We’ve got players quitting their kratom habits just to experience the high of our server! With our newest 7-hydroxymitragynine pills, you’ll feel like you’re on a 10-15mg oxy trip every time you log on.

But beware, these pills are so strong that you might find yourself high as a kite for days on end. Who needs reality when you can catch a real nod in the virtual world? So come join us before these pills get banned and we all have to go back to boring old regular kratom extracts.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Minecraft high – join our server now and let the madness begin!

SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Towns Built:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	673850
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	5964

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	223	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8632	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)