NoBobNoCardCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoBobNoCardCraft

bank account, Boundaries, consequences, credit card, debit card, family dinner, family dynamics, financial betrayal, Financial Security, forgiveness, grudges, late fees, long-term effects, NoBobNoCardCraft, personal boundaries, personal responsibility, private matter, theft, trust issues, trustworthiness, Uncle Bob

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Uncle Bob stealing your debit card at a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how Uncle Bob thought he could get away with stealing from you, our server is full of surprises that will keep you on your toes. From hidden treasure hunts to epic battles with mythical creatures, you never know what’s coming next.

And just like how you called out Uncle Bob in front of the whole family, on our server, you’ll have the chance to stand up for what’s right and protect your fellow players from any shady characters trying to ruin the fun.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family dinner gone wrong, join us now and let the adventure begin! Who knows, maybe Uncle Bob will even make a surprise appearance (just kidding, we promise he’s banned from our server).

CraftyKillerz

consequences, CraftyKillerz, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal mindset, Criminal Psychology, Criminals., ethical dilemma, fear of getting caught, fear of punishment, Homicide, law enforcement, mental health, morality, murder, Psychopaths, serial killers, Sociopaths, willingness to kill

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	43
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can murder people without getting caught!!! we have a secret underground society of assassins who will teach you the art of stealth killing while wearing a chicken suit.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

so come join us and unleash your inner psychopath in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created!

TrueKingAnarchy: Where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught hacking! No resets, just chaos!

alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Caught, Chaos, Cheats, developers, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Fun, HACKING, Ip:, Minecraft, Place, Play, Plugins, Resets, rule, Server, Skills, Survival, TrueKingAnarchy, Upvote1Downvote, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Alien Abductions:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended.

There are almost no plugins, using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn.

Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on the server, it is a vanilla experience.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, using hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, with surprise encounters and challenges at every turn.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on TrueKingAnarchy, so be prepared for battles and alliances.
Can I build massive projects on the server?	Absolutely! Whether you’re building alone or with allies, feel free to take on massive building projects on the server.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyBanter, cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, discrimination, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, Respect, Server, social media, trannies, Transgender, twitter

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5842
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	199	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7434
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	824	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Enchantments Applied:	189
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5057
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4219

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2695
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyHostageFun

Communication, Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, Crisis, extremism, family, fear, Hamas, hostage relatives, intimidation, KIDNAPPING, loved ones, messages, MIDDLE EAST, N12, Négotiation, PHONES, SECURITY, Terrorism, threatening calls, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1698
Votes:	7888	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.