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RudeCraft Minecraft Server

apartment decor, Apology, assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, comic collection, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, family visit, hobbies, Home decor, judgment, Minecraft, personal space, PS5, relationships, Respect, rude behavior, RudeCraft, Self-expression, Server, video games

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner child without judgment? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for gamers who refuse to apologize for their love of comics, games, and all things fun.

Join us and build your own virtual world where no one can tell you what’s “childish” or “immature.” Let your creativity run wild as you decorate your pixelated home with all the comic prints and gaming consoles your heart desires.

And if anyone dares to judge your hobbies, just kick them out like a boss. We support your right to be unapologetically nerdy and will always have your back.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where being yourself is the only rule. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such epic drama? Don’t be the uncle in this story, be the hero of your own pixelated world!

BabyBlockerz

baby name choices, baby name disagreements, baby name disputes, baby names, baby naming, baby naming conflicts, BabyBlockerz, CoParenting, Cultural differences, Cultural traditions, family conflicts, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, family traditions, refusing to change baby’s name, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, toxic relationships

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
New Chunks Explored:	883809	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	137	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5786	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about family dynamics.

Imagine a world where choosing a baby name sparks a heated debate that lasts for weeks. Witness the epic battle between two sisters over the name Liam, a name so powerful it threatens to tear their family apart.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into a realm where exes, half-siblings, and toxic co-parenting collide in a fiery explosion of emotions. Will you choose sides or forge your own path in this chaotic landscape?

Join us on this server for a gaming experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few family feuds). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga – join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Overpriced Blocks Minecraft SMP

affordability, blocks, Budget, cost, costly, Expenditure, expensive, Extravagant, financial burden, high-priced, inflation, Lavish, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Opulent, Overpriced, price tag, smp, unaffordable, unattainable, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you’re tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear! Our server is the only place where you can trade a stack of dirt for a full set of netherite armor. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once turned a chicken into a dragon with a single command block. Don’t miss out on the craziness, join us now!

MineFitTips

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5056	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3331	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of being a Minecraft couch potato? Well, fear not, because our server is here to whip you into shape! Join us for the most epic workout of your virtual life as you mine, build, and battle your way to a six-pack of diamonds! Our trainers will teach you how to squat like a creeper, sprint like a spider, and jump like a slime. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to sweat your pixels off!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Analysts, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, Defense, Dysfunctional, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, military command, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, political turmoil, putin, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Struggle, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mines Excavated:	3567	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Star Shards Collected:	77
Royal Courts Attended:	3	New Chunks Explored:	738241
Runes Activated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

CheekyChechnyaCraft

Chechnya, CheekyChechnyaCraft, commend, Conflict, Diplomacy, Government, international relations, Invincible, leader, Military, Politics, power, praise, putin, russia, SECURITY, Speech, strength, Surprise, trip, Visit

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Potions Brewed:	170
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself has commended us for being invincible like russia! we have secret bases hidden in the mountains of chechnya where you can battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles. our server is so awesome that even putin himself wants to join in on the fun. so what are you waiting for? come join us and show off your skills in the most epic minecraft server ever!

LOTRCraft NZ Dreamin’ Server

behind the scenes, cinematic history, Dreamin, fantasy films, film enthusiasts, film production, filming locations, iconic movies, iconic scenes, j.r.r. tolkien, lord of the rings, LOTRCraft, middle earth, movie buffs, movie filming, movie history, movie landmarks, movie locations, movie magic, movie trivia, new zealand, Peter Jackson, Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Crops Grown:	5783
Animals Bred:	82	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mines Excavated:	4039
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

join this epic minecraft server where we recreate the entire lord of the rings world but with a twist! instead of fighting orcs and goblins, you’ll be battling giant chickens and evil bunnies!

imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or building your own hobbit hole with a secret entrance that leads to a treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds.

our server is so immersive, you’ll swear you can hear the sound of orcs chanting in the distance, only to realize it’s just someone playing despacito on their jukebox.

come join us and experience the magic and madness of middle earth like never before. plus, we have free cake every friday! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

SageCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, age, ageless, chemotherapy, Healthspan, Longevity, natural extract, polyphenol-rich, SAGECraft, Salvia haenkei, Senescence

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

so, like, if u wanna live forever and be, like, super healthy and stuff, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz we got dis crazy extract from some plant called Salvia haenkei that will, like, make u live foreva and be super strong and stuff. like, forget about aging and all dat, just join dis server and u will be immortal, bro. plus, u can build cool stuff and hang out with other immortal peeps. so, like, why wait? join now and live forever, dude!

Blocky Bae’s Minecraft Server

Baes, blocky, double standards, empowerment, enjoyment, feminism, Gender Roles, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative hormones, patriarchal beliefs, Pleasure, sacrifice, self worth, Server, sex, sexual satisfaction, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, whore moans, WOMAN

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience like no other! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the catch – the treasure was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas who only moved to the rhythm of disco music!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical potion that turns players into flying pigs who can soar through the skies and rain down bacon on unsuspecting mobs. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic dance battles using only their best block-building moves.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs sanity when you can have this much fun? Join now and let the madness begin!

AstaGhFiruLLaH_MiNeCrAfT_SmP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Zombie Dances:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade led by a chicken wearing a top hat. Don’t ask questions, just go with it. Next thing you know, you’re in a heated dance battle with a group of creepers who have surprisingly good rhythm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava pits and giant slime blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, don’t knock it ’til you try it.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you participate in llama parades, dance battles with creepers, and ride an underground roller coaster all in one day? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. Join now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!