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SovietSlapdown Minecraft Server

Abuse, authoritarianism, Beaten, brutality, Commanders, eastern europe, human rights violations, international conflict, Justice, Military, military discipline, Minecraft, mistreatment, punishment, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers’ rights, SovietSlapdown, Tied, Ukraine crackdown, unlawful actions, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	374985

come join our epic minecraft server, where the only thing getting tied and beaten are creepers by our fearless players! forget about boring old russia and ukraine drama, we have our own crazy battles going on in the world of blocks and pixels. our commanders are so tough, they make russian soldiers look like little baby zombies! join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. who needs real world problems when you can escape to our insane minecraft universe? come on, what are you waiting for? the fun is just beginning!

WeaponWoesCraft

arms sales, arms shipments, Conflict Resolution, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, France, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military aid, military support, Political Criticism, slow deliveries, uk, ukraine conflict, US, weapons deliveries, WeaponWoesCraft, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and unpredictable? well, this server is the craziest of them all, bruh. like, imagine if Zelenskyy from Ukraine was actually a Minecraft player and he was calling out the US, UK, and France for being slow at delivering weapons in the game. like, how insane is that?

join this server for the most epic battles and drama you’ve ever seen. u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe Putin will show up and start griefing everyone’s builds or something. it’s a total free-for-all and anything goes.

plus, the weapons deliveries are super fast on this server. like, you ask for a diamond sword and boom, it’s in your inventory in seconds. no waiting around for days like those other lame servers. so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AirPollutionMC

air pollution, AirPollutionMC, community health, D-rated neighborhoods, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, ER visits, fine particulate matter, health disparities, health equity, mental disorder, mental health outcomes, mental health risks, new york, Nitrogen dioxide, pollution effects, pollution exposure, public health, redlined communities, urban environments

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	3392	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where the air is so clean, you’ll never have to worry about mental health risks from air pollution again! That’s right, no more ER visits for mental disorders caused by nasty pollutants. Our server is like a breath of fresh air for your brain!

But wait, there’s more! Not only is our air cleaner than a freshly washed diamond sword, but our community is so redlined, you’ll feel like you’re living in the swankiest neighborhood in New York City. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones in our D-rated paradise?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, insane, brain-damaged Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right? Let’s get crafting, baby!

OshiCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, AMBITION, Anime, Competition, determination, dreams, friendship, hard work, Manga, Minecraft, Oshi no Ko, OshiCraft, Passion, perseverance, Rivalry, Server, sports, success, teamwork, The eyes of a winner, Training, Underdog, Victory

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is where winners are born! Join us and witness the power of the “eyes of a winner” as you dominate the virtual world like never before.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s more! As you continue your journey, you come across a group of friendly villagers who offer to trade with you in exchange for rare items like dragon eggs and nether stars. And just when you think it can’t get any better, you discover a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy and the mobs are all friendly.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Eye of the Winner” – a mystical artifact that grants its wielder unimaginable power and fortune. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this eye will become the ruler of the server, with the ability to bend reality to their will and summon armies of loyal minions to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to have fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to wield the “Eye of the Winner” and become the ultimate champion of our crazy Minecraft world.

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2023 – The Blocky Check-In

blocky, Checkin, general, hazbin hotel, Hazbin Hotel Booru, Hazbin Hotel Creator’s YouTube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Cytube Channel, Hazbin Hotel Episode Playlist, Hazbin Hotel Fics, Hazbin Hotel Full Episodes, Hazbin Hotel Official Website, hazbin hotel pilot, Hazbin Hotel Previous Threads, Hazbin Hotel Website, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Episode Playlist, Helluva Boss Full Episodes, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Boss Website, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, Minecraft, Psyanon Fanfic Recordings, smp, Team Rocket Edition

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Towns Built:	9	Ores Mined:	9816
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Team Rocket EditionOP Template server where you can live out your wildest Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss fantasies.

Ever wanted to be like Charlie and rehabilitate demons in Hell? Well, now’s your chance! Build your own hotel and try to convince demons to check out into Heaven. Or maybe you’re more of a Blitzo type, running your own assassin business in the fiery depths of the underworld. With your trusty weapons specialist Moxxie, bruiser Millie, and receptionist hellhound Loona by your side, anything is possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane storylines, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of rabid ghasts. Join us for a chance to experience Hell like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our Hellish Minecraft world. Trust us, it’ll be a blast!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, babysitting responsibilities, blended family issues, boundaries with family, co-parenting struggles, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family resentment, Family Support, generational differences, parenting roles, refusing to help family, sibling rivalry, step-parenting challenges, stepfamily dynamics, stepsibling relationships

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Towns Built:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dimension Hops:	14	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	317138
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics that make the Kardashians look tame.

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, complete with a stepdad who expects you to call him “dad” but you just can’t bring yourself to do it. And don’t forget the stepsister who won’t let you near her baby but expects you to babysit on weekdays after school. It’s a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than an episode of Jerry Springer, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play Minecraft on our server and escape into a world of chaos and ridiculousness? Don’t be the odd one out, come join the madness today!

PixelPerfect SMP: Booty Blocks

blocks, BOOTY, PixelPerfect, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1759
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	1304	Dragon Eggs Found:	3687
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Oh, honey, on our Minecraft SMP, the most attractive feature on a person is definitely their ability to build a house that doesn’t look like a pile of dirt blocks stacked on top of each other! We’ve had some real winners come through here with houses that look like they were designed by a blind Enderman with no sense of style.

But hey, if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to show off your building skills and impress everyone with your architectural prowess. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of that special someone who can’t resist a good cobblestone castle.

So come on over and join us for some blocky shenanigans and maybe even find love in a world made of cubes. Just watch out for those creepers, they’re known for blowing up relationships faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

CheaterCraft: The Love Block Betrayal

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Breakup, CHEATER, CheaterCraft, cheating boyfriend, cheating girlfriend, Cheating husband, cheating partner, cheating stories, cheating wife, DATING, Deception, dishonesty, ex, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Lies, love, relationships, Trust, unfaithful

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6072
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Villages Defended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of dating cheaters in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only cheating you’ll encounter is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is filled with players who are loyal to their virtual partners and will never break your heart (or steal your loot). Plus, we have a special “Cheater Island” where all the unfaithful players are banished to live out their days in shame. So come join us for a drama-free dating experience and build your perfect virtual relationship without any sneaky surprises!

CraftyMicroMania

control issues, CraftyMicroMania, distrust, employee management., employee monitoring, Employee morale, Employee turnover, Helicopter bosses, leadership, leadership style, Lower productivity, management style, Mediocrity, Micromanagement effects, micromanaging, Staff disengagement, talent retention, toxic work culture, trust issues, work environment, workplace culture

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8743
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we DONT micromanage you like those lame bosses do! we let you do your own thang and build the most epic creations without someone breathing down your neck!

we aint about that life of distrust and low productivity, we all about FUN and building cool stuff together! no turnover here, just a bunch of awesome peeps hanging out and creating amazing things!

so if you wanna escape the micromanagers and helicopter bosses of the real world, come join us and let your creativity run wild! we promise you wont regret it, unless you hate fun and epicness, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates fun and epicness?! not us, that’s for sure!

IslamCraft Minecraft Server

billion, cultural diversity, global religion, global unity, Islam, IslamCraft, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic faith, Islamic values, Minecraft, Muslim community, Muslim traditions, muslim unity, muslims, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious persecution, religious tolerance, Server, stop islam, world population

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so epic, even over a billion Muslims can’t stop playing it? That’s right, our server is so addictive that not even the power of Islam can resist its charm! Join us for crazy adventures, insane building competitions, and a community that is as diverse as it gets. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing, it’s been declared a national treasure in 17 different countries. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this Minecraft server is the talk of the town!