AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Animals Bred:	40
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	804735

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimension Hops:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	128	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	9813
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Farms Harvested:	883

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

Skeleton Shitshow: Friction vs Fresh Water Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	8604
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the friction is rotness and the water is fresh shit! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie chickens that drop diamonds when you defeat them. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! – The sky in our server is made of cheese and you can literally fly by eating it. Who needs wings when you have a sky full of cheese? – Our server has a special event every Friday where all the skeletons break out into a synchronized dance routine. It’s like a spooky flash mob, but with skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

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