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SassyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	726
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where doing laundry on top of your partner is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of throwing shirts at the end of the bed and waking up your significant other in the most unconventional ways possible.

Our server is perfect for couples in need of some therapy, as we believe that doing laundry together can truly strengthen your bond. Who needs individual therapy when you can just throw clothes at each other instead?

Experience the thrill of trying to do school work quietly while your partner yells at you about laundry. Will you be able to keep your cool and avoid saying mean things, or will you end up crying hysterically in another room? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft server!

So come join us for a laundry-filled adventure unlike any other. Who knew that doing chores could be so exhilarating?

SisShopSansMomCraft

celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, dress shopping, extended family, family, family dynamics, formal, milestone, Mother Daughter, mother-in-law, Motherhood, parenting, PROM, relationships, self-confidence, SisShopSansMomCraft, sister, Support, support system

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Emeralds Found:	4199
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Runes Activated:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s guilt trips? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than trying to get a hoarder with OCD to clean up their act!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a prom dress shopping trip with a missing mother-in-law. Who needs family drama when you can join our server and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, our community is more supportive than a show-stopping dress at a formal dance.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real-life drama behind! Just remember, our server may not have Instagram, but we’ve got all the LOLs you need.

AfterlifeVibes Minecraft SMP

after death, Afterlife, AfterlifeVibes, afterworld, Beliefs, beyond the grave, death, Eternity, existentialism, final destination, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Life after death., Minecraft, Near Death Experience, Peace, Reincarnation, Religion, smp, Soul, spirituality, the unknown

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Bro, let me tell you, on this lit Minecraft SMP, when you die, you get sent to a magical land full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples. It’s like heaven but with creepers and lava pits, bro. And guess what? You can still play Minecraft there, but with like, infinite diamonds and stuff. It’s like a never-ending game, bro. So join our SMP and secure your spot in Minecraft afterlife, where the blocks are always perfectly placed and the mobs drop emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity, bro. Join now and start your journey to eternal Minecraft bliss.

NoTVJustMinecraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3989
Void Gems Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you want to escape to a land of endless possibilities and blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build massive castles, and ride pigs into battle. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking chicken who thinks he’s a wizard to a group of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (watch out for the explosions though).

Forget about TV, on our server you can create your own reality show where you are the star! So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride through the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

NavalnyBehindBarsCraft

activism, behind bars, civil rights, Corruption, Democracy, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, NavalnyBehindBarsCraft, opposition, political prisoners, protest, putin, Rule of Law, russia, sentences

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	369
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Villages Defended:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Yo, on this server, we got crazier drama than Russia sentencing Navalny lawyers to years behind bars! Our players are always causing chaos and stirring up trouble, it’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters and pixelated landscapes. Join us if you want to experience the wildest Minecraft adventures and be part of a community that’s more dramatic than a Russian courtroom. Plus, we have free virtual vodka shots for all new players because why not? Come join the madness!

Obsidian Peak

1.21.4, Economy, Experience, Gaming, Griefing, IMPROVEMENTS, Landclaim, Life, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, player-driven, Prevent, PvE, Quality, Rtp, Server, Sethome, shareable, smp, Survival, System, Tpa, Warps

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Void Armor Forged:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Void Gems Collected:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Magic Items Found:	7048
Star Shards Collected:	109	Ores Mined:	1960
Gods Slained:	0	Enchantments Applied:	205
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15

Obsidian Peak Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Player-driven economy system
Land claim to prevent griefing
Shareable warps for shops and builds
Discord events and community nights

Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. Join us today and discover the hidden treasures that await you on Obsidian Peak!

IP Address (Java): play.obsidianpeak.xyz

Bedrock Port (ONLY FOR BEDROCK PLAYERS): 19132

Discord: https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect using the IP address or bedrock port provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for server rules.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, you can create your own shop using the shareable warps feature.
Are there any events or community nights?	Yes, we host Discord events and community nights regularly.
Can I apply to be a staff member?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members. Please inquire on our Discord server.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, deportation, Desperation, discrimination, Ethereal, fat shaming, fear, Green Card, illegal immigrants, Immigration Policy, immigration raids, Insecurity, Latinas, Misogyny, objectification, predatory behavior, pump and dump, racism, Realms, sexual exploitation, Social Issues, VIRGINITY, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Hey bros, do you want to join the most insane Minecraft server ever? We’re like those immigration raids, coming for those desperate green card-seeking latinas. Join us and let’s pump and dump those virtual latinas together! Who needs a real relationship when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and conquer while we avoid commitment like the plague. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now!

CraftyFam Minecraft Server

bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFam, Expenses, family, favoritism, financial support, loan money, medication, Minecraft, parents, Priorities, relationships, Resentment, responsibilities, Sacrifices, savings, Server, sister, Therapy, trip, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Farms Harvested:	792
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of always coming second to your sibling on your parents’ priority list? Do you feel like you’re constantly being taken advantage of by your family members? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations. No more being asked for money for expensive meds or gym memberships – on our server, the only currency is diamonds and emeralds!

Forget about sacrificing your own dreams and plans to support your family members – on our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is a few hours of sleep as you mine for rare resources and battle fierce mobs.

So come join us and finally put yourself first for once! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and say goodbye to being the quiet, overlooked sibling – on our server, you’ll be the hero of your own story!

ExBlocker911

911, Abuse, anger, Boundaries, break up, Confrontation, Cops, DATING, Drunk, ex, ExBlocker911, fear, high school, Hospital, location tracking, miscarriage, new relationship, no contact, past trauma, Safety, STALKING

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8215	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex Dan? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Dan would feel right at home (but don’t worry, we have better security than my windows).

Join our server for a chance to escape from your past and build a new life, just like I did with Riley (who is definitely not a creeper like Dan). Explore our virtual world and leave your real-life troubles behind – unless you want to bring them along for some drama-filled roleplay!

With features like hidden locations and emergency sirens for when things get too intense, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let’s build a better future together – without any unwanted visitors banging on your virtual door. See you there!

NeedCraft SMP: Essentials Only

cravings, desire, Essentials, longings, must haves, Necessities, Need, NeedCraft, Priorities, Requirements, smp, Wants, yearnings

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT Tag” and “Parkour Race on Fire.”

Oh, and did I mention the rare diamond-encrusted llamas that roam the server? Yeah, you heard me right. These llamas drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!