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Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9564 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 14 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 5443 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!
So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?