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NeverDigStraightDown – Minecraft SMP

forgiveness, growth mindset., inner peace, learn from mistakes, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, mistake, moving forward, never repeat, NeverDigStraightDown, past mistakes, personal growth, Positive Change, Reflection, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff and let’s just say it did not end well. But on this server, they have flying pigs that you can ride safely, so you’ll never make that mistake again! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a hot tub made of lava. And the best part is, every time you die, a magical unicorn appears to revive you with a rainbow potion. So come join us and never make the same mistake twice, unless you want to, because who cares, it’s all about having fun, right? LOL!

NoBeefNoEatMC

animal consumption, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, culinary boundaries, cultural taboos, dietary restrictions, environmental impact, ethical eating, exotic meats, food choices, food preferences, global cuisine, meat alternatives, Moral values, NoBeefNoEatMC, personal beliefs, plant based diet, traditional dishes, veganism, vegetarianism

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4307
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8791	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can eat is boring old pork chops and steak? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a rule that you can only eat…wait for it…SPIDER EYES! That’s right, no more boring old meat for you, only the finest delicacies straight from the depths of the mines.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of wool. Imagine the riches you could amass just by hanging out with these fabulous creatures!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance floor. Trust us, you’ve never experienced a party quite like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, don’t eat the pork chops, go for the spider eyes instead!

LouvreLand Minecraft Server

art museums, cultural attractions, cultural heritage, entrance fee, european union, foreign tourists, French President, historical sites, International visitors, LouvreLand, Macron, Minecraft, museum admission, Non EU visitors, Paris Louvre Museum, price increase, Server, sightseeing attractions, ticket prices, tourism, tourist destinations, travel expenses, visitor fees

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so like, if you wanna avoid paying crazy entrance fees at the Louvre Museum in Paris, just join our epic Minecraft server instead! we got all the art you could ever want, but like, in block form. Macron himself said it’s way better than the real thing, plus you don’t have to deal with all those pesky tourists. come hang out with us and be a blocky art connoisseur!

HolocaustHavocMC

CONSERVATIVE, controversial, Disrupting, DiSRuPtiON, EJECTED, Europe, european parliament, extremism, far right, far-right politician, History, Holocaust, HolocaustHavocMC, meps, nationalism, Poland, Polish, Political, politician, Radical, Tribute

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
New Chunks Explored:	155616	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got this dude from poland who got kicked out for being too crazy, like disrupting some tribute or whatever. but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and love here, just some good ol’ minecraft fun. come join us and see what all the fuss is about. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so like, what more could you ask for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Beaver Invasion: The Real Pandemic

beaver, beaver invasion, beaver takeover, beavers, Crisis, DISASTER MOVIE, ecological threat, environmental disaster, environmental impact, fictional crisis, global crisis, Invasion, Movie, movie industry, pandemic, pandemic film, Pandemic movies, real, real crisis, water contamination, Water Crisis, water supply, wildlife takeover

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Love Letters Sent:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

join our epic minecraft server where beavers have taken over the water supply and are causing chaos! build your own dam to protect yourself from the furry menaces and see who can create the biggest one! but watch out, the beavers are sneaky and will stop at nothing to flood your creations. team up with other players to take down the beaver king and restore peace to the land. with custom plugins and mini-games, this server will have you laughing and crying as you battle against the ultimate enemy: nature’s engineers. come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive the beaver apocalypse!

Maxwell’s Space Disco | Marko’s Realm

disco, Displacement Current, Electromagnetic Field, Electromagnetic Phenomena, Electromagnetic Wave Propagation, electromagnetism, Experimental Study, high frequency, Markos, Markoulakis, maxwell, Maxwells, Near-Field, Nonlocal, PHYSICS., Possibly Superluminal, Quantum Mechanics, Realm, research paper, scientific investigation, Space, speed of light, Spherical Capacitor, wave theory

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

join this server if you want to experience the most mind-bending, reality-warping, dimension-shifting Minecraft adventure of your life! our server is so crazy, you’ll swear you’re experiencing nonlocal or possibly superluminal maxwell displacement current in real life!

imagine building a spherical capacitor in Minecraft and suddenly finding yourself in the near-field of it, feeling the electric energy pulsing through your veins. you’ll be teleporting through dimensions, battling aliens, and crafting weapons that defy the laws of physics.

our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then join us now! who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe hidden within the pixels of your screen.

The Longbirch Vanguard

Bedwars, Community, Creative, Custom, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Longbirch, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, vanguard, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

IP	MC.LVRPG.NET
Java Version	1.21.1

Overview

A unique Minecraft Survival/RPG experience. The Longbirch Vanguard is a Minecraft server that offers player agency, freedom, and an immersive RPG experience. With a variety of classes, races, quests, dungeons, pets, and more, players can enjoy a rich gameplay experience.

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FAQ

1. How can I join the Longbirch Vanguard server?

You can join the server by entering the IP “MC.LVRPG.NET” in your Minecraft client.

2. What are the available classes in the server?

There are 12 classes to choose from in the server, each offering unique playstyles and abilities.

3. Are there different races to play as?

Yes, there are 9 races to choose from, each with their own racial bonuses and characteristics.

4. What kind of quests are available in the game?

There are tons of quests available in the game, ranging from simple fetch quests to epic storylines.

5. How many dungeons are there in the server?

There are 6 dungeons to explore, each offering unique challenges and rewards.

6. Is there a deity system in the game?

Yes, there is a deity system in which players can follow and gain benefits from different deities.

7. How often are updates released on the server?

The server receives frequent updates to add new features, quests, and improvements to the gameplay experience.

8. Can I play with my friends on the Longbirch Vanguard server?

Yes, players can team up with friends to explore dungeons, complete quests, and enjoy the RPG experience together.

Eternal Blaze Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, attractive, Blaze, Character, cuntboys, desire, dream, ETERNAL, fan fiction, FANTASY, fictional, hot, imagination, Land, longing, Mythical, mythical creatures, real, Roleplay, scar, Sexy, wish, yearning

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5546
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

OMG, you won’t believe the hotness on this Minecraft server! We got Scar lookalikes everywhere, making you wish cuntboys were real! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies in blocky form! Don’t miss out on the pixelated heat, come join us today!

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, asking for money, bad behavior, bed mattress, Boundaries, cleaning supplies, Communication, Couch, dog owner, Friend, guest, Minecraft, pet behavior, pet owner, pet training, PuppyPurge, Replacement, RESPONSIBILITY, ruined, Server, smell

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	780	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

PowerWasherPals4Eva

acquaintance, Borrowed, Confrontation, Daughters, EMBARRASSMENT, Friend, garage, Lawyer, neighbor, overdue, power washer, PowerWasherPals4Eva, Repayment, replacement cost, response, RETURN, small claims court, text, trustworthy, Unpaid, Venmo request

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as reliable as your neighbor-friend who borrowed your power washer and never returned it? Look no further! Our server is just like that power washer – once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Join us for epic adventures and quests, just like the quest to get your power washer back from that lawyer neighbor-friend. Will you be able to retrieve it, or will you have to Venmo request him for the replacement cost? The choice is yours!

But don’t worry, we promise not to ghost you like that neighbor-friend does every time you ask for your power washer back. Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!