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NoBabysitPlsLOL

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further than our server, where you won’t find any pesky neighbors trying to pawn off their kids on you!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without any unexpected visits from toddlers. Our server is a child-free zone, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any interruptions.

Say goodbye to unwanted babysitting duties and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t find a more peaceful and drama-free gaming experience anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the neighborly drama behind!

Tons of Fun with TownyCube – Beware of Cubes with Swords!

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Void Gems Collected:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

Server Name	TownyCube
Version	1.20
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock
Features	Vehicles, Brewery, AuctionHouse, and more
IP Addresses	townycube.netmc.townycube.netplay.townycube.net

FAQ

How do I join TownyCube?

You can join the server using one of the provided IP addresses: townycube.net, mc.townycube.net, or play.townycube.net. Bedrock support will be added in the future.

Do you have a Discord server?

Yes, you can join the server’s Discord server with this invite link: Discord Invite

Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the main server website at: Main Server Website.

Can I see a map of the server?

Yes, you can view the server’s Dynmap at: Dynmap.

Are there voting links?

Yes, you can vote for the server at: Vote Links.

Can I join a specific group or nation on the server?

Yes, you can join different groups and nations on the server. For example, you can join the Free Territory of Ukraine by using the provided Discord invite: Discord Invite.

GeniusCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Votes:	9078	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Farms Harvested:	787
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a certified genius.com contributor because only the smartest players survive in our insane world. We’ve got secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking llama who gives out life advice (trust me, he’s a wise old llama).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s turn Minecraft into a wild, wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t be mad fucking bored, be mad fucking entertained on our server!

SwapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	155
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	7981	Emeralds Found:	6374

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the thrill of using too much swap causing total SSD failure! That’s right, we like to live life on the edge and push our hardware to the limit. And don’t worry, we haven’t figured out how to isolate it to the cells that died because where’s the fun in that? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that you’ll be talking about for days! So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the chaos begin!

NephewNinjaRunaways

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Deception, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial abuse, guardianship, intervention, loyalty, Mother, NephewNinjaRunaways, Nephews, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, runaway, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7484	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Need a break from your own family drama? Come join our server where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the zombies. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining.

Looking to escape a toxic environment? Our server is the perfect place to do just that. Leave behind the creepers in your life and come build a new one with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the adventure begin! Just be sure to keep your debit card away from any unemployed family members…

BirthdayCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Potions Brewed:	30	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Have you ever received a birthday gift so epic that it made you question reality itself? Well, imagine logging onto our Minecraft server and being greeted by a virtual parade of llamas wearing party hats and singing “Happy Birthday” in perfect harmony. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky, battle evil zombie clowns in a never-ending circus, and even meet a talking block of cheese who will give you valuable life advice.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing birthday gift of all time (without even having to wait for your birthday), then come join us on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible.

CraftyDateNight

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9339
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy dates? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to take your date on a budget! Imagine romancing your significant other under the stars, surrounded by pixelated pigs and cows. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you can impress your date with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions? Plus, our server is known for its legendary love potions that will make your date fall head over heels for you (Disclaimer: love potions may or may not actually work). So why waste your diamonds on overpriced dates when you can join our server and have the most memorable date night ever!

MapleCraft Server: Trudeau’s Traitors

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7268
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Farms Harvested:	474	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION IN A TNT FACTORY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND ENCHANTED ARMOR UP THE WAZOO.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR MODS ARE LIKE WIZARDS MIXED WITH UNICORNS, THEY CAN MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE. WANT A PET DRAGON? DONE. WANT TO FLY ON A PIG? EASY PEASY LEMON SQUEEZY.

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES. RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU FIND IT, YOU’LL BE GRANTED THREE WISHES BY A MAGICAL LLAMA.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW OR YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE EPICNESS. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA BE A NOOB LIKE THOSE CANADIAN MPS WHO ARE APPARENTLY TRAITORS TO THE COUNTRY. JUST SAYIN’.

KaliningradKaboomCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 100 nuclear warheads stored in Kaliningrad Oblast! Polish FM is shooketh by our power, but we just wanna blow stuff up in the game, not in real life, okay? join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just make sure to wear your radiation suit! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

CyberTruckToss – Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Towns Built:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

yo, u ever seen a cybertruck get tossed by a superhero or monster? well, u can on our server! join now for the ultimate showdown of epic proportions. watch as cybertrucks fly through the air like rockets, smashing into buildings and causing chaos. it’s a sight you won’t wanna miss, so hop on board and join the fun. plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hang out with all the coolest players and plan your next move. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!

AlphaCraft: DrugDiscoveryAI

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	514
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

lol join dis epic minecraft server where we use AlphaFold2 AI model to predict structures like a boss. Forget boring old experiments, we got the future of drug discovery right here in blocky form. Build structures that will blow your mind and maybe even cure diseases in the process. Come join the fun and be a part of the scientific revolution in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server. Who knew virtual blocks could save lives? Let’s get crafting and predicting, one block at a time!