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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 9449 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
We promise that no one will show up at your virtual doorstep and leave their child in your care without asking. And if they do, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creepers gonna creep.”
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted surprises. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind – we’ve got enough of our own in the form of zombie attacks and skeleton archers. It’s a wild ride, but at least you won’t have to deal with entitled neighbors trying to pawn off their parenting duties on you.