NoBabysit Minecraft Servers

NoBabysit Minecraft Servers

  • CheaterMIL NoBabysit Minecraft Server

    CheaterMIL NoBabysit Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 4466
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Alien Abductions: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 277 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Emeralds Found: 3659

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join now for a chance to witness scandalous affairs, heart attacks, and family secrets unfold right before your very eyes!

    Our server features a stepmom (52 F) who can’t seem to keep her hands off another man, even while her husband (60M) is on the brink of death. Watch as she sneaks around, sending naughty messages and taking secret golf trips with her lover, all while her poor husband is clueless.

    But that’s not all – there’s also a daughter caught in the middle, with her innocent bath time photos being shared with strangers. Will she ever be safe from the chaos that surrounds her family?

    Join our server now to witness all the juicy drama unfold, and maybe even help solve the mystery of who this mysterious lover really is. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Toothbrushes & Metal Tools

    Toothbrushes & Metal Tools
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9904
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Magic Items Found: 1034 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where dentists are banned and you can mine and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about your teeth! we have a secret underground city made entirely out of toothbrushes and dental floss, guarded by giant tooth fairies who will trade you diamonds for your cavities. our server is so lit, even herobrine is scared to log on! come join us and experience the craziest dental-free adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Donut Hole Minecraft Server

    Donut Hole Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 2800
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Void Armor Forged: 10 Potions Brewed: 129
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Ores Mined: 2712

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is a remake of a classic…but with a twist! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing llamas appear, throwing emeralds at you while singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony. And that’s just the beginning!

    Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a massive watermelon eating contest with the Ender Dragon as the judge? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PorchPiratePunisher

    PorchPiratePunisher
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 825
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Gods Slained: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Towns Built: 10
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Potions Brewed: 198 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the thieves who stole iPhones off someone’s porch? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the porch pirates would be impressed.

    Join our server for a chance to catch thieves, build your own security system, and protect your virtual loot. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a conspiracy involving Fed-Ex and cellphone thefts – it’s like a real-life mystery, but in Minecraft!

    But beware, not everyone on the server may have the same views on justice. You might encounter players who think stealing is okay as long as there’s a “backstory” or players who believe in consequences no matter what. It’s a battle of morals and Minecraft skills!

    So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a stolen iPhone case, join us now. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChristmasWishlist

    CraftyChristmasWishlist
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 8115
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dimension Hops: 11 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Farms Harvested: 425 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Christmas gifts like socks and fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can buy yourself the gift of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear! Who needs a new sweater when you can have a shiny diamond helmet to keep you warm?

    Join our server and embark on a quest to find Santa’s secret workshop hidden deep within the North Pole biome. Rumor has it that Santa’s elves have been hoarding rare loot and it’s up to you to sneak past the reindeer guards and claim your prize!

    But be warned, the Grinch has also set up shop in the snowy mountains, stealing presents and causing chaos. Will you team up with other players to stop him in his tracks, or will you join forces with the mischievous Grinch and cause mayhem across the server?

    So forget about boring old Christmas gifts, come join our server for a holiday adventure like no other! Who needs a new pair of socks when you can have a pet polar bear to ride into battle?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 1338
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

    Food Frenzy Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 7606
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP

    The Lord Commander’s Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 659
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Villages Defended: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of the year MMXXIV! We may not have thumbnails in our file manager, but we do have a bunch of wild and wacky players ready to embark on some crazy adventures.

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, or participate in our annual llama racing competition. Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant slime block, so watch out for unexpected bounces!

    Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, expert builders, and even a few secret agents disguised as chickens. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft legend in our one-of-a-kind SMP.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MILFyBabysitAITA

    MILFyBabysitAITA
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 8820
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 3015
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 45
    Mines Excavated: 2274 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law canceling on babysitting last minute? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Just like your MIL, our server offers to help you out, but with a twist – we actually follow through! No last-minute cancellations here, just pure gaming fun.

    Need a break from the chaos of parenting? Our server is the perfect escape! We’ll watch over your virtual adventures while you take a break and enjoy some quality gaming time.

    But beware, just like your MIL, our server has a few surprises up its sleeve. You never know what crazy challenges or unexpected events you’ll encounter while exploring our virtual world.

    So ditch the drama and join our Minecraft server for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as your mother-in-law’s babysitting schedule. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoneyMines SMP

    MoneyMines SMP
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 576
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 37
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you stopped working for money, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that this player became the richest and most powerful on the server, all because they decided to stop working for money and start playing Minecraft instead. So come join us and see what treasures await you in our wacky world of blocks and adventures!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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