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NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1350
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

BerlinCraft: Trumped by Hammers

#sustainability, berlin, BerlinCraft, climate change, criticism, debate, Diplomacy, Energy Transition, environmental issues, european union, foreign policy, germany, global warming, Government, Hammers, international relations, leadership, Politics, renewable energy, transatlantic relations., trump, Trumped, united states

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

join this epic minecraft server where germany hammers trump over debate barbs about berlin’s energy transition!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we have the craziest battles where players dress up as trump and merkel and fight it out in the streets of berlin!! 💥💥💥

build your own energy transition in the game and show trump who’s boss!! 💪💪💪

come join the fun and let’s make minecraft great again!! 🌟🌟🌟

Clock Confusion Mine

24-clock, active hours, clock, clock confusion, confused hours, confusion, daily routine, daily schedule, productivity, Scheduling, time awareness, time confusion, Time management, time organization, time perception, time tracking

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Buildings Constructed:	33	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

join our epic minecraft server where time is a construct and only 7 hours exist in a 24-clock! why? because we accidentally mixed up the time zones and now every hour is a party hour! imagine mining diamonds at 3am or fighting creepers at 12pm, it’s absolute chaos and we love it!

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary flying pigs that drop golden carrots when you defeat them! and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where skeletons breakdance and zombies do the moonwalk.

so why wait? join us now and experience the wackiest minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! just be prepared for the time confusion, it’s all part of the fun!

PixelPaws Animal Stress Scanner

animal, Animal Behavior, animal health monitoring, animal husbandry, animal monitoring, animal research, animal stress assessment, animal welfare, infrared cameras, infrared technology, infrared thermal imaging, management of animals, non-invasive technology, PixelPaws, reindeer, remote sensing, scanner, stress, stress detection, thermal imaging applications, tourism settings, treatment of animals, veterinary care, wildlife conservation

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we use INFRARED THERMAL IMAGING to make sure our animals are stress-free and happy! we take better care of our virtual reindeer than anyone else, making sure they are always feeling their best. plus, you can ride them around in our tourism settings and show off to all your friends! join now for the most high-tech animal care in the minecraft world!

Oceaneers

Adventure, alliances, Conquer, Crafting, Cross-Play, danger, empire-building, Exploration, Factions, high seas, Legacy, Ocean, Pirates, PvP, Roleplay, sailing, sea battles, strategy, Survival, teamwork, Thrills

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Set sail with Oceaneers, a thrilling SMP-PVP server where the seas are full of danger and adventure! Build your empire, form alliances, and conquer the oceans. Whether you’re crafting on land or battling on the high seas, every choice shapes your legacy. Dive into a world of endless possibilities, where teamwork and strategy reign supreme. Explore, fight, and thrive—become the ultimate Oceaneer today!

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Wacky Wednesday Minecraft Server

All Father, anglo saxon, Beliefs, celebration, culture, deity, FAITH, Honoring, Minecraft, Mythology, Norse god, observance, odin, Pagan, reverence, Rituals, Server, spirituality, Traditions, Wacky, Wednesday, Wodens day, Worship

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6690	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crops Grown:	5945	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1750
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we honor Odin every day of the week, not just on Wodens day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with Viking raids, mythical creatures, and epic battles.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret quest where you can find Odin’s lost eye and gain his favor. Rumor has it that whoever completes this quest will be granted unlimited diamonds for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon when slain. Use this magical bacon to craft weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Odin that you’re worthy of his blessings. Skol!

Nietzsche Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anger, Cunning, Destruction, envy, Evil, Existence, GOD, Good, Gratitude, mastermind, Minecraft, national gods, Nietzsche, power, Religion, Revenge, sacrifice, Scorn, self-preservation, smp, Submission, Victory, violence, Virtue, will to power

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Enchantments Applied:	222
Players Killed by Monsters:	4725	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your existence and ponder the meaning of life? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the teachings of Nietzsche and worship a god who can both bless us with diamonds and strike us down with lightning bolts.

Our god is not your average run-of-the-mill deity – he’s a mix of power, aggression, and a sprinkle of evil just to keep things interesting. We believe in sacrificing our diamonds to him in exchange for epic loot and blessings beyond your wildest dreams.

But beware, if you’re not up to par with our god’s standards, he might just unleash his wrath upon you. So come join us on this wild ride of philosophical debates, epic battles, and sacrifices galore. Who needs a boring old good god when you can have one that keeps you on your toes? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

NoDramaMIL Minecraft Server

aita, alcohol, Apology, awkward moments, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, crying, daughter-in-law, DISRESPECTFUL, dress code, family dynamics, family gatherings, flirty behavior, highschool graduation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, NoDramaMIL, parenting, public embarrassment, retirement party, sarcasm, Server, social etiquette

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Jenny at a family gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of inappropriate behavior and embarrassing moments that will leave you questioning your life choices!

Our server is so crazy, it makes Jenny’s high school graduation dinner look like a tea party. From ordering drinks like there’s no tomorrow to making sarcastic speeches at retirement parties, our players know how to keep things interesting.

But don’t worry, we’ve got rules in place to keep things from getting too out of hand. Just like how Jenny’s mother-in-law had to lay down the law, our moderators are always on the lookout for any shenanigans.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as Jenny’s outfit choices, join us now! Just make sure to leave the sweatpants at home.

PreggoPalsGoneWild

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotions, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, judgment, LGBTQ, Maturity, misunderstanding, personal choices, perspective, PreggoPalsGoneWild, Pregnancy, reaction, reconciliation, relationships, Support, Trust

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server where friendships are tested, secrets are spilled, and unexpected pregnancies are announced at 3 am!

Imagine the thrill of logging in to find out your friend is pregnant and you have to navigate the awkwardness of asking who the father is in a virtual world. Will you be supportive or will you be accused of psychoanalyzing and get hung up on? The drama is endless and the friendships are always on the edge of breaking.

Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to lose a friend over a virtual pregnancy scare!

RegretfulKid Minecraft SMP

“Youth, actions, Choices, consequences, do-over, growing up, hindsight, learning experiences, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, regret, RegretfulKid, Reminiscing, smp, wish I could go back, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Votes:	3145
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Farms Harvested:	159
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Armor Forged:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Enchantments Applied:	182
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of regretting your past decisions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can make all the crazy choices you want without any consequences! Join us and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and prank your way to victory!

Forget about regrets, because on our server, every mistake is just a hilarious story waiting to happen. Join us now and create memories that will have you laughing for years to come!

KarmaCraft: Instant Justice

balance, cause and effect, comeuppance, consequences, cosmic justice, divine justice, Fairness, INSTANT, instant karma, just desserts, Justice, Karma, KarmaCraft, moral lesson, payback, poetic justice, reaping what you sow, Retribution, Revenge, Vindication, what goes around comes around

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a Minecraft server, only to have their entire house turn into a giant pile of TNT and blow up in their face? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a wild ride of unpredictable karma and hilarious shenanigans. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds only to have them turn into worthless dirt in their inventory. Don’t miss out on the chaos and come join us today for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!