noah’s ark

CraftyCraze

alternative lifestyle, anti-materialism, be happy, biblical figure, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyCraze, critical thinking, doomsday prophecy, end of ownership, guys, Happiness, noah, noah’s ark, Nuh-uh, OWN NOTHING, radical beliefs, societal control, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, WECFAG

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Noah, who was a vegan wecfag. That’s right, a vegan wecfag! If that doesn’t convince you to join, I don’t know what will.

2. On our server, you will own absolutely nothing and be happy about it. Who needs material possessions when you can have virtual blocks and pixels instead?

3. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you will be blessed with the ability to ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against hordes of evil creepers. It’s like a magical unicorn, but better.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

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YankeeRage Minecraft Server

American, anger, Conflict, confusion, controversy, current events, debate, disagreement, Division, emotions, Frustration, Minecraft, misunderstanding, News, polarizing, Politics, RAGE, Server, Social Issues, society, Upset, Usa, YankeeRage

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because this server is guaranteed to confuse and enrage even the most seasoned American player!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who will challenge you to epic build battles where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for an entire week.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is… (insert server name here)! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity tested like never before.

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Stepmom Bday Bash – Minecraft Server

Bash, BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, celebration, children, Dinner, entitled, family, family dynamic, Father, husband, Inside Out 2, Kids, Message, Minecraft, Pixar Movie, refusal, Server, sharing, stepmom, stepmother, tradition, Upset

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of traditions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy celebrations!

Just like this player’s birthday tradition, we have our own unique way of celebrating. Every year, we host a massive in-game party where players can battle it out in epic PvP battles, build the craziest structures, and even hunt down rare mobs for special rewards.

But beware, just like this player’s stepmother, there may be some unexpected guests crashing the party. Will you stand your ground like a boss and defend your right to celebrate in your own way? Or will you join forces with the invaders for an unforgettable birthday bash?

Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the birthday celebrations begin!

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WeddingCraft: No SIL Drama

Drama, extravagant wedding, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, palace in India, pregnancy announcement, save the dates, sibling rivalry, SIL, Wedding, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guests, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding priorities, WeddingCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, pregnancy surprises, and wedding planning drama!

Picture this: You’re mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly you receive a save the date for a wedding in a palace in India. But wait, there’s more! The bride’s sister-in-law is causing chaos left and right, demanding the wedding be postponed because she’s expecting a baby in December. Can you handle the wedding drama and still build the best castle in all of Minecraft?

Join our server now for a chance to witness the ultimate showdown between family members, extravagant wedding plans, and a baby on the way. Who needs reality TV when you have all the drama you could ever want right here in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

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ShitCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Ability, Awful, Despicable, GIFTED, Minecraft, most shitty, most shitty person, most talented, most talented person, most talented shitty person, person, Server, ShitCraft, shitty, shitty person, skill, talent, TALENTED, talented individual, talented person, talented shitty person, Terrible, Ultimate

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is run by the most talented shitty person you can think of! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted toilets.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their native language. Witness epic chicken dance parties and watch as they perform synchronized swimming routines in our custom-built chicken pool.

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, then look no further. Join us today and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world).

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