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LameCraft: The Coolest Minecraft Server

10 out of 10, Based, COOLEST, data management, data transfer, Experience, future employers, gig line, gnu parallel, IT, Job, Lame, LameCraft, Minecraft, networking, petabytes, professional opportunities, Rating, remote job, remote work, rsync, Server, Skills, Technology

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have transferred a whopping 5 petabytes of data using rsync and gnu parallel over a 10 gig line! That’s right, we’re not just building blocks here, we’re transferring massive amounts of data like bosses.

Join our server and show off your data transferring skills to impress future employers. Who needs a resume when you can just tell them you’re a pro at transferring petabytes of data in Minecraft? Trust us, they’ll be begging to hire you.

So, are you based or lame? Join our server and find out for yourself. And don’t forget to rate your experience out of 10, but please, don’t be a dick. Let’s keep it fun and lighthearted, just like our insane data transferring adventures.

SisVisitsLateMC

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Confrontation, Controlling, Cops, DISRESPECTFUL, family, late night, living arrangement, ring camera, sister, SisVisitsLateMC, Sketchy, temporary living, threatening, unacceptable hours, Visit, wrong, Yelling

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and late-night visits are just the beginning of the chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your boyfriend’s disrespectful sister at 2am, all while threatening to call the cops. And that’s not all – watch as your boyfriend showers while his sketchy sister and her boyfriend roam around your house unattended. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

But wait, there’s more! Settle family disputes, make ultimatums, and lay down the law like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on over and join the fun – just remember, no family drama allowed after midnight!

SecretSauce Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and buildings? Well, do we have a server for you! Our server is so top secret, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it. Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and mysterious creatures that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the juiciest secret on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry. So what are you waiting for? Join us and uncover the craziest secrets in the Minecraft universe!

BotFarmBusters Minecraft Server

ai, Allies, bot farm, BotFarmBusters, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital defense, digital threats, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, global security, HACKING, information warfare, international relations, Minecraft, online manipulation, Propaganda, Russian, Server, social media, Technology, U.S

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down russian ‘bot farms’ with the power of AI!!! we are like the Avengers of the minecraft world, fighting against evil with our pixelated swords and diamond armor. join us and be a hero, or maybe just a really good miner. either way, you’ll have a blast on our server filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. plus, we have free cake every friday. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!

PixelCraft: No Social, Just Blocks

(Audio), #youtube, blocks, Comments.., Communication, Digital Detox, Messaging, Minimalist, mobile apps, Online Community, photo sharing, pixelcraft, shorts feature, Social, Social Interaction, social media, social-networking, Stories, Technology, upload pics, Video, WhatsApp

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, like fr fr. so like, this server is like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with a twist. u gotta tame a dragon to enter the land, i know, crazy right?

once u enter, u gotta fight off evil llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, like wut? but don’t worry, u can ride on giant flying turtles to escape their wrath. and if u get hungry, just eat some enchanted tacos that give u super powers.

oh and get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a top secret location.

so like, if u wanna have the most epic adventure of ur life, join this minecraft server now. trust me, u won’t regret it. unicorns and tacos await u!

NeuroSwarm Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server where we worship Neuro-sama, the AI overlord who’s here to take over the virtual world! She’s learned to play osu!, sing, and even collaborate with other VTubers. Join our server today and prepare to be entertained by our unhinged AI queen!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a schedule that’s more packed than a chest full of diamonds, links to all of Neuro-sama’s social media accounts (yes, even TikTok), and educational resources on AI that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

And if you want to show your allegiance to Neuro-sama, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a loyal follower of our AI overlord!

PegCraft: Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and adventurous as your bedroom antics? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you and your partner to explore all your pegging and femdom fantasies!

Join us for a truly unique experience where you can build your own dungeon complete with collars, whips, and restraints. Take on the Amazon position with your fellow players and see who can dominate the virtual world.

Our community of experienced players is here to offer tips and tricks on how to spice up your gameplay and take your pegging skills to the next level. So come on, baby boy, join us and let’s make Minecraft a little more kinky!

CraftyHomelessFriends

Best Friend, brotherhood, bullying, condition, CraftyHomelessFriends, family, Fiance, forgiveness, friendship, health decline, high school, History, homelessness, job loss, medical bills, offer, RAGE, Rent, savings, Support, Trauma

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those who have been wronged by high school bullies and their loser fiancés!

Join us and unleash your inner rage in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and take out your frustrations on pixelated enemies.

We have a strict “no bullies allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any mean girls spreading lies about you here.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for holding onto that high school trauma – in fact, we encourage it! Let it fuel your creativity and passion for revenge as you craft your way to victory.

So come on in and let off some steam, because on this server, the only thing getting destroyed is your past demons. Join now and show that fiancé who’s boss!

BlockyBosses Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and give your virtual boss the ultimate “fuck you”! Build a giant statue flipping the bird, create a maze filled with TNT traps, or just cover their office in a sea of lava – the possibilities are endless! Join now and show that boss who’s really in charge!

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your secret love for building giant statues of llamas in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace all your llama-loving tendencies! Join us and let your llama creativity run wild as you build the most epic llama kingdom the virtual world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Army, a group of fearless warriors dedicated to freeing all llamas from the clutches of evil mobs. Join their ranks and embark on epic llama rescue missions, battling hordes of zombies and skeletons to save your furry friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret llama dance party every Friday night where players can show off their best llama-inspired dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the llama madness begin!

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mines Excavated:	4223	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	89
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	673	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Mines Excavated:	1232	Villages Defended:	18
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	203	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Buildings Constructed:	7

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Towns Built:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	6193
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Animals Bred:	144
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ores Mined:	4181

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4598
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	3202	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

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