Noah039s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GeassCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Star Shards Collected:	267	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a live action Code Geass adaptation on HBO? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even normalfags would love it. We’ve got black and brown people in the game already, so you know it’s diverse. And if you join now, you might just get cast as the handsome and charismatic Lelouch of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and rule your own virtual kingdom!

Crafting Catastrophes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6013
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Potions Brewed:	156	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Items Found:	1157

Have you ever accidentally blown up your entire Minecraft house with a misplaced block of TNT? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and destruction! Join us for a chance to make even bigger and better mistakes, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers on your friends or turning your entire world into a giant lava pit. Trust us, the possibilities for disaster are endless! So come join us and see just how epic your next f*ck up can be!

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so wild, even pizza delivery drivers are banned from delivering to our players? That’s right, our server is so insane that even the most seasoned delivery drivers couldn’t handle it!

Why are they banned, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons people have ended up on our “no delivery list.” We had a player who built a giant pizza out of blocks and demanded that the delivery driver pay them in diamonds before handing over the real pizza. Another player tried to order a pizza to be delivered to the top of a lava waterfall they built, thinking it would be a cool challenge for the driver. And don’t even get me started on the player who tried to pay for their pizza with a stack of dirt blocks, claiming it was the new currency on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, come join us! Just be warned, you might end up on our “no delivery list” if you’re not careful. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer chickens, treacherous lava parkour challenges, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a showdown between a giant zombie and a team of fearless llamas armed with diamond swords? Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join us now!

StankCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	91544	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Are you tired of smelling flowers and freshly baked cookies in Minecraft? Do you long for the sweet stench of rotting garbage and sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining while being surrounded by the most putrid odors imaginable. Who needs roses when you can have a whiff of pure, unadulterated stinkiness? Come join us and embrace the funk!

PigeonHoleCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in breaking down barriers and building bridges…literally! Join us on this wacky adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft and prove that there are no limits to what we can create together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks and the animals can talk. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a team of expert builders who can turn a simple dirt hut into a majestic castle in a matter of minutes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DesuCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4017	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like an anime website on steroids! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, where the only way to defeat them is by shouting out your favorite anime catchphrases.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building elaborate treehouse fortresses. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft world with cuteness and stealth.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a mythical creature that is half-dragon, half-unicorn. Will you be brave enough to face this majestic beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyChildcareFTW

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9892
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	New Chunks Explored:	309511

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life neighbors sending their kids over unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block-building and no surprise visits from unruly children.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without the fear of random doorbell rings or furniture-climbing kiddos. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a peaceful gaming experience.

We promise that no one will peer through your virtual windows or disrupt your gameplay. You can finally enjoy some quality time with your own kids without the fear of unexpected playdates.

Join us now and leave the real-life neighbor drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only surprise visits are from friendly pixelated creatures. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the madness and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

KimchiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride with 현충일 에디션! This server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

Join us for insane events like the annual Creeper Beauty Pageant, where the most explosive creeper wins a diamond crown! And don’t miss out on our weekly Pig Racing Championships – those pigs can really hoof it!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT and lives to tell the tale. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot and a dream.

So why wait? Join 현충일 에디션 today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor – you’ll need it!

BabyCraftHideout

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mines Excavated:	2962
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of your milestones being hijacked by your mom and inlaws who are all on the narc spectrum? Do you want to avoid your phone blowing up while you’re in the hospital, and prevent your mom from making your baby’s birth all about herself? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the drama of your family and focus on building your own virtual world. With planned c-sections and secret baby names, you’ll never have to worry about your mom stealing the spotlight again.

Don’t be the AH by keeping your major life events a secret for days – join our server and let your in-laws be the first to know about your new grandchild! Who needs real-life family drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and leave the narcissists behind!