New Minecraft Servers 2025

Noah Grossman Minecraft Servers

Noah Grossman Minecraft Servers

  • HandjobHavocCraft

    HandjobHavocCraft
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 5985
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Farms Harvested: 932
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be scrolling through is our epic list of reasons to join!

    Imagine this: you’re in the middle of an intense PvP battle, and suddenly your opponent starts giving you a handjob. But wait, there’s more! You look up and see them fingering themselves while still trying to take you down. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, they storm off in a fit of rage because you dared to check your phone.

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate thrill of Minecraft mixed with real-life drama. Who needs a boring old relationship when you can have all the excitement right here? So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • IcebergTippingPoint

    IcebergTippingPoint
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7770
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Ores Mined: 1416
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo listen up gamers, have you heard about this cray cray new Minecraft server that’s hotter than a polar bear in a sauna? we got scientists up in here identifying new Antarctic ice sheet ‘tipping points’ like it’s nobody’s business.

    we warnin’ you that future sea level rise may be underestimated, but don’t worry, we got you covered with our epic builds that’ll make you feel like you’re walkin’ on water.

    join us on this server and experience the thrill of climbin’ icy mountains, dodgin’ polar bears, and survivin’ in the coldest place on earth.

    come on, what are you waitin’ for? join now and be a part of the coolest (literally) Minecraft server out there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse

    ZooPocalypse: AnimalShopocalypse
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 6788
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Animals Bred: 61
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
    Votes: 750 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our server and save the animals from their impending doom!!! we have a special potion that turns them all into unicorns, so you can ride around on a magical rainbow steed and conquer the wasteland! but be careful, there are zombie pandas lurking around every corner, ready to steal your diamonds and eat your brains. band together with other players to build a fortress and protect yourselves from the undead menace. join now and be a hero in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem

    CRISPRaft: Mosquito Mayhem
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 4469
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like CRISPR but for Minecraft, we have created a world where mosquitoes are the rulers and they are all males and mostly infertile, so no annoying baby mosquitoes buzzing around. plus, the females are like, super weak and barely exist. join our server and help us curb the spread of malaria in the Minecraft world by fighting off these genetically modified mosquitoes. it’s like a battle of epic proportions, but with bugs. come join the madness and save Minecraft from the deadly sting of malaria-carrying mosquitoes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JJGaming

    JJGaming
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 607
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 18
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magic Items Found: 2358
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    A free for all Australian Minecraft Server.

    mc.jjgaming.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedLine

    RedLine
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 639
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Mines Excavated: 2500
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Redline This is an excellent server for playing both alone and with friends, here you can feel the unforgettable atmosphere of survival in the world of Minecraft, experience an unforgettable experience from the mechanics of the game on our server. We are waiting exactly for you!

    redline.mcmem.ru:25597

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CiaoCraft – Roaring Panther Server

    CiaoCraft – Roaring Panther Server
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 8880
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time with the pon, cute, hardworking artist mamma who also happens to be a pizza with french fries addict! Our Italian pink gatto will keep you entertained with her hilarious antics and epic building skills.

    Reasons to join: – Witness the chaos as our artist mamma tries to build a giant pizza with french fries monument in the middle of the server. – Participate in epic battles against hordes of evil mobs, led by the mischievous pink gatto. – Explore hidden underground tunnels filled with treasure, guarded by the legendary nonna who is definitely not old, but wise beyond her years. – Attend exclusive art streams where you can learn to draw like a pro from our talented artist mamma. – Join in on the fun as we recreate famous Italian landmarks in Minecraft, with a hilarious twist.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG

    Kevin’s Minecraft Server: LEGIT NASHVILLE GANG
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 3468
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Crops Grown: 4937 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 190 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because LEGIT TOUGH GUY Kevin Nash is here to save the day! Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly Kevin Nash himself appears in the game, flexing his muscles and challenging you to a wrestling match. Join our server for the chance to battle it out with the one and only Kevin Nash in a virtual ring made of obsidian! And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Kevin Nash once punched a creeper so hard it turned into a diamond block. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mother-in-Law Mayhem Minecraft Server

    Mother-in-Law Mayhem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 9007
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 38 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Villages Defended: 17 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero mother-in-law drama guaranteed!

    Join us and leave behind the toxic in-laws who think they can just waltz back into your life like nothing happened. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any unwanted family drama.

    Plus, on our server, you won’t have to be the glue that holds everything together – unless you’re using it to build a cool structure! Say goodbye to awkward family reunions and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life family drama behind – because life is too short to deal with toxic in-laws, but it’s never too short to play Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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