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Trump’s Hot Mess Server

climate change, climate denial, Trump administration, scientists, Trumps

come join our epic minecraft server where the weather is always warm and toasty, just like a cozy campfire on a summer night! we got scientists from NOAA running around trying to avoid linking the warm weather to climate change because they’re too busy building massive pixel art structures of donald trump and his toupee! it’s a wild ride full of conspiracy theories and secret government experiments, but hey, at least the sun is shining in our virtual world! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wacky adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about climate change and minecraft servers!

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NOAA’s Funky Minecraft Server

new look, Minecraft, browsing, interface, Server

So, like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that looks like it was designed by aliens from outer space? Well, that’s basically what this server is like, dude. It’s so crazy and weird, you won’t even know what’s going on half the time.

But, like, that’s the fun part, right? You’ll be exploring this wacky world and suddenly you’ll come across a giant chicken riding a pig or a house made entirely out of diamonds. It’s like a fever dream, but in Minecraft form.

And, get this, there are secret hidden treasures all over the place. Like, if you dig down deep enough, you might find a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots or a magical sword that shoots out rainbows. It’s like a never-ending scavenger hunt of awesomeness.

Plus, the other players on the server are super cool and friendly. They’ll help you out if you get lost or give you tips on how to defeat the Ender Dragon in style. It’s like having a whole bunch of new best friends who all speak in emojis.

So, like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the ruler of the server and build a giant statue of yourself out of TNT. The possibilities are endless, dude.

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TornadoCraft: 75-Min Lead Time!

press release, 75Min, weather, severe weather, disaster preparedness

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well, come join our server where we have tornadoes that give you a 75-minute warning before they hit! that’s right, you can build your blocky house in peace knowing you have plenty of time to run for cover when a tornado comes barreling towards you.

but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy experiments and science projects that will blow your mind. ever wanted to ride a flying pig? well, now you can! just hop on one of our genetically modified pigs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground lab where we’re trying to create a potion that turns players into diamond-encrusted unicorns. imagine prancing around the server with a shiny horn and sparkly mane, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever you go.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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TrashTacoCraft

universally loved food, food trends, Trash, food choices, controversial food

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy pizza like everyone else? Well, join our Minecraft server and let your true feelings about this overrated food be known! We have a special pizza-themed world where you can unleash your pizza-hating rage by destroying virtual slices with your pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that if you can survive a night in the pepperoni forest, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pizza cutter that can slice through any block like it’s nothing. So come join us and embrace your inner pizza hater!

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NordCraft Server: Putin’s Pipeline Revival

US, Putins, Revival, international relations, energy politics

so, like, u kno how there was this pipeline, right? well, it got blown up in a sabotage attack, like boom! but now, get this, the US is like talking to putin’s buddy to restart it! like, what even is happening, man? it’s like a crazy soap opera but in real life! come join our minecraft server and experience the drama firsthand! maybe you can even blow up a pipeline yourself, who knows? just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us for some wild times and wacky adventures! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia

US-Russia relations, UkrainianLand4SaleNOTrussia, trump, News, president

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego and protect our land from russian creepers trying to steal our diamonds! we have the best community of players who are more loyal than trump’s toupee. come join the fun and show everyone that you are the true president of this minecraft world!

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StallCraft: Door Lock Upgrade

door latch, convenience, bathroom stalls, StallCraft, innovative design

hey u! r u tired of bathroom stalls that dont close properly? well then u gotta join our epic minecraft server where the bathroom stalls actually close when u lock the door! imagine the satisfaction of having ur privacy protected while u do ur business in peace.

but wait, there’s more! our server is filled with crazy adventures, like finding a secret diamond mine guarded by a giant chicken or battling a horde of zombie villagers riding on pigs. and the best part? u can ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head for extra protection.

so what r u waiting for? come join us at: stallsclosetight.About.xxx and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!

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Big Bang Water Fun

Space, Hydrogen, Astrophysics, Early Universe Timeline, Universe

so, like, imagine this: you join dis minecraft server and BAM! you’re transported back to the time when water was just a lil baby, only 200 million years after the big bang! you can witness the birth of water and even help it grow into the beautiful liquid we know today!

we got crazy quests where you gotta collect ancient molecules and protect them from evil mobs tryna destroy the universe. you can ride on comets and surf on waves of hydrogen, all while trying to survive in this wild prehistoric world.

join now and be a part of the epic adventure of water’s creation! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

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Cozy Corner

Semi Vanilla, resource quarries, Datapacks, Corner, SEASON 2

Welcome to Cozy Corner Minecraft Server

Overview
Cozy Corner is a 21+ community that runs a 1.21 Java Minecraft server. We are currently on season 2 and offer a variety of quality of life commands and features for our players.

FAQs

Question	Answer
What commands are available on the server?	We have commands such as /spawn, /backpack, and /home for convenience.
What multiplayer features does the server have?	We offer Dynmap, a shopping district, resettable resource quarries, community farms, a spawn village for starter houses, and optional voice mod.
What datapacks are available on the server?	We have vanilla tweaks datapacks including unpacking, universal dyeing, and Terralith for fancy world generation.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing or stealing is not acceptable on our server. We have core-protect to ensure the safety of our players.
How can I join the community?	Join our Discord server and go through a small application process. Feel free to ask any questions before joining.
Are there any activity requirements?	We encourage active community members but do not have strict requirements. Players who are inactive for extended periods may be kicked to maintain a lively community.
Where can I find more information?	Join our Discord server for more details: https://discord.gg/5BZDGHQ986

Mythical Quests 1.21.2

Mythical, social media, gender equality, emotional neglect, authoritarian father

Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server and escape from the toxic world of misogynists and Reddit warriors!

Come build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your new virtual buddies! Let’s leave the mommy and daddy issues behind and focus on having a blast in our crazy pixelated universe!

Don’t waste your time arguing with internet trolls, come join us and let’s create some awesome memories together! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities? Let’s get crafting, my dude!

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