🔥Noa Argamani Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoaCraft: Cancer-Free Adventures

Adventures, Cancer, CancerFree, Condolences, death, family, Funeral, GRIEVING, Illness, Liora, Loss, love, Memories, Mother, Noa Argamani, NoaCraft, passing, Remembrance, rescued hostage, strength, Support, Terminal, Tragedy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Farms Harvested:	367	Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination, just like the time when a group of players banded together to rescue the hostage noa argamani from the evil clutches of the ender dragon! but beware, because the mother of the rescued hostage, liora, tragically passed away from cancer after the emotional reunion. so come join us and honor her memory by building the most epic tribute in minecraft history! plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventures begin!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyHostageGamer

Conflict, CraftyHostageGamer, Crisis, Doctor, freedom of speech, gaza, Hostage, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, Journalism, journalist, KIDNAPPING, Media, Medical, MIDDLE EAST, News, Noa Argamani, Press, Report, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3049
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Farms Harvested:	171	Buildings Constructed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	23

so, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna escape reality and dive into a whole new world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that shoot lasers, and cows that can breakdance better than your little cousin at a wedding.

we also have this crazy story about a journalist and a doctor holding some chick named Noa Argamani hostage in Gaza. like, what even is that? sounds like a plot twist from a telenovela, amirite? but don’t worry, we promise our server is 100% safe and free from any hostage situations.

join us for the laughs, the memes, and the pure chaos that is our Minecraft server. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing cows, right? come on, you know you wanna join the fun!

CreeperCaptiveNoa’sHouse

Al Jazeera, al jazeera news, cameraman, Captivity, captivity ordeal, captivity story, CreeperCaptiveNoasHouse, Former hostage, hostage release, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostage survivor, House, journalist, KIDNAPPING, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, news report, Noa Argamani, traumatic experience

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

so, like, u ever wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like, on fire? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. like, seriously, this server is so epic, it’ll make u question reality.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing in the meadows, and even a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down. it’s like a rave, but with creepers.

also, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest, u’ll be granted three wishes by the magical llama king. yeah, that’s right, llamas rule this server.

oh, and did i mention the roller coaster that takes u through a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and zombies do the cha-cha? it’s wild, man.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s that awesome.

CraftyChopsticks

activism, advocacy, China, Chinese, CraftyChopsticks, current events, Diplomacy, discrimination, discrimination against mixed race individuals, foreign relations, Government, Help, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, News, Noa Argamani, Politics, Refused, Release, social justice

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	280
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

hey u! u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit that even china refused to help secure the release of noa argamani! can u believe it? only half chinese and they still said no. but don’t worry, on this server, we welcome everyone, even if u only half chinese. come join us for some crazy adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun! trust me, u won’t regret it. so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

GazaHostageRescue Minecraft Server

Almog Meir Jan, Andrey Kozlov, Bravery, gaza, gaza conflict, GazaHostageRescue, heroic rescue, hostage rescue, hostage situation, hostages rescued, idf, IDF soldiers, Israel Defense Forces, Israeli hostages, military operation, military operation success, Minecraft, Noa Argamani, rescue mission, Server, Shlomi Ziv, special forces, successful mission

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Animals Bred:	116	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue hostages from gaza like IDF special forces!!! we saved noa, shlomi, almog and andrey from the clutches of evil!!! now they play minecraft with us and build epic structures to show off their gratitude!!! join us for crazy adventures and epic battles against the forces of darkness!!! who needs gaza when you can have a blast on our server!!! come join now and be a hero like IDF special forces!!!

RescueCraft: Noa, Andrey, Shlomi, Almog

Almog, Almog Meir, Andrey, Andrey Kozlov, Bravery, heroic actions, hostage crisis, hostage extraction, hostage negotiation, hostage rescue mission, hostage situation, hostages, hostages freed, hostages saved, idf, Israel Defense Forces, military operation, Noa, Noa Argamani, rescue, RescueCraft, Shlomi, Shlomi Ziv, special forces, successful mission

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the IDF swoops in to rescue hostages like Noa Argamani, Andrey Kozlov, Shlomi Ziv, and Almog Meir from evil creepers and zombies! we have top-notch security measures in place to ensure your safety while you mine and build to your heart’s content. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your block off all day long. come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our server!

ZombieJammin’

artist, Concert, dead musician, iconic, influential, Legacy, legend, Music, Music (Industry), one night performance, Performer, resurrect, rockstar, Stage, talent, Tribute, unforgettable, ZombieJammin

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate party destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts!

Join us and you might just witness the most epic concert of all time, featuring none other than a resurrected dead musician! Imagine jamming out with Mozart on the piano or headbanging with Beethoven on the guitar. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come to let loose. You might even catch a creeper busting a move on the dance floor!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might just end up partying with the undead!

SettleCraft: 5,300 Homes & Counting!

Approval, construction, controversy, Counting, Development, Expansion, Government, Homes, Housing, Infrastructure, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, land disputes, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian territories, Politics, population growth, SettleCraft, settlement expansion, Settlements, Urban planning, West Bank

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8883	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	4008	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more homes than Israel has in West Bank settlements! We got like 5,300 new homes ready for you to build and chill in. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Imagine building your own crib in the West Bank of Minecraft, like a true boss. You can flex on all the other players with your swanky new pad. Plus, we got mad parties every night with unlimited virtual snacks and drinks. It’s gonna be off the chain, yo!

So come join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories together. Who needs Israel when you got this epic Minecraft server, am I right? Let’s get building, baby!

FusedFireworksMC

Caution, circuit, Destruction, detonate, device, Electrical, explosion, Firework, FUSE, FusedFireworksMC, hazard, ignite, Mechanism, Prevent, Protection, Safeguard, Safety, Start, STOP, terms, trigger

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

join our epic minecraft server and be the ultimate destroyer or protector, depending on your mood! our server is like a crazy mix of an electrician’s dream and a pyromaniac’s paradise.

imagine setting off fireworks that can either create beautiful displays or cause massive explosions, all at your fingertips! you can be the hero who saves the day by diffusing bombs or the villain who sets off chaos wherever you go.

with endless possibilities and endless fun, you’ll never get bored on our server. so come on and join the madness, where the only limit is your imagination!

GlacierGoneByeBye

1980s, acceleration, Alaska, Arctic, climate change, environmental crisis, environmental impact, glacial retreat, glacier research, GlacierGoneByeBye, glaciers, global warming, ice loss, icefield depletion, Juneau icefield, melting, polar regions, rapid change, rising temperatures, shrinking glaciers, snow cover

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Zombie Dances:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ores Mined:	4179	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit like a flaming hot Cheeto! Our server be meltin’ faster than Alaska’s Juneau icefield, like seriously, it’s shrinkin’ 4.6 times faster than in the 1980s! We got more action goin’ on than a squirrel in a nut factory. Come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of yo life! Plus, we got penguins ridin’ polar bears as mounts, like what even is that?! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this party started!

Mystic Fries SMP: Where the only thing vanilla is the ice cream! Join our whitelisted server today!

Bases, bedrock, cream, Custom Textured Items, Datapacks, decoration, Events, FRIDAY, Fries, Ice, java, Join, Minecraft, mystic, Player Base, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, Server, server-wide event, smp, Survival, Today, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

How to join	Use the link in the bio to join the discord
Version	1.21 Java/Bedrock can join
Description	A fun survival Minecraft server with an active growing player base. Multiple players are working on huge projects and bases.
Unique additions	Custom textured items for use and decoration. Quality of life datapacks and plugins.
Events	Server wide event planned every 2 weeks, with the first one this Friday.
Minecraft version	Both Bedrock and Java supported

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Use the link in the bio to join the discord and get started.

Q: Can I join if I’m using a Bedrock version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock versions are supported on this server.

Q: What types of custom items are available on the server?

A: We have custom textured items for both use in gameplay and for decoration purposes.

Q: Are there any special plugins or datapacks on the server?

A: Yes, we have quality of life datapacks and plugins to enhance the player experience.

Q: How often are server events held?

A: Server wide events are planned every 2 weeks, with the first one coming up this Friday.

DigimonCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, BT-18, Comic Chapter 3, cs mod, Cyberpunk 2077 Edition, digi, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, Digimon General, digimon survive, DigimonCraft, EN Reference Book, Epilogue, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Lost Evolution, Minecraft, next 0rder, Premium Heroines, Seekers, Server, Web Novel

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our Cyberpunk 2077 Edition server is here to blow your mind! Join now for a chance to explore a futuristic world filled with neon lights, high-tech gadgets, and Digimon creatures roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even Habu Kazumasa himself is no longer involved with Digimon games at Bandai because he’s too busy playing on our server! And did we mention that we have a special Digimon Survive official website where you can plan your survival strategies?

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that we have a Lost Evolution translation patch finally released, so you can understand every word that the Digimon creatures are saying! And don’t even get us started on the Digimon Adventure 02: THE BEGINNING US BD/DVD release – it’s like watching a movie while playing Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a true Liberator of the digital world! With comic chapters, web novels, and an official JP theme song, you’ll never want to leave our server. Plus, we have an Epilogue published, Digimon Seekers DIGEST, and Digimon Dreamers manga online distribution update – it’s a digital paradise!

But that’s not all – our server also has BT-18 box art revealed, Premium Heroines set up for pre-order, new Ichiban Kuji lottery figures, Adventure 25th Color Evolution 2nd wave US pre-orders open, and an EN Reference Book for all your Digimon needs.

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most futuristic, and Digimon-filled Minecraft server out there! Join now and experience the ultimate cyberpunk adventure!

NoFapCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, BROKEN, daydreamed, discipline, FANTASY, gooner, Lads, losing it, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, nofap, NofapCraft, perseverance, personal growth, Recovery, self-control, Server, Slave, Snap, succubus, temptation, Week 7

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Crops Grown:	7494

Are you tired of being a broken gooner slave forever? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of the succubus! Our server is filled with magical creatures and adventures that will make you forget all about your nofap struggles. Plus, rumor has it that the rare diamond blocks on our server have the power to break any curse. So what are you waiting for? Join us and start your epic journey to freedom and glory!

CruiseCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, Argument, chip in, Conversation, cruise, CruiseCraft, Friend, Irritation, Job, joking, Leeching, Minecraft, MONEY, paid, phone use, Reflection, Server, social media detox, Transfer, Upset, WiFi

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7858	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of friends leeching off your resources like a parasitic creeper in Minecraft? Join our server where leeching is not only allowed, but encouraged! Build your friendship fortress with fellow players who will happily mooch off your hard-earned resources without a second thought. Watch as your in-game wealth dwindles while your friends thrive off your generosity. Who needs diamonds when you have friends like these, amirite? Join now and experience the ultimate leeching adventure!

ModdedHub – No Mods Allowed!

Allowed, broken muffler, car customization, car enthusiasts, car modifications, car noise, Communication, compromise, consideration, gym, husband, loud car, Marriage, ModdedHub, modifications, Mods, morning routine, neighborhood disturbance, noise pollution, Nuisance, relationships, subwoofer

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Animals Bred:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy cars in your neighborhood? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the cacophony of revving engines and screeching tires.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and customize it to your heart’s content without disturbing a single soul. No more waking up to the sound of a broken muffler at 7:30 in the morning – unless, of course, you set an alarm for that time, but that’s on you.

Join now and say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a peaceful virtual world where the only loud noises you’ll hear are the joyful screams of victory as you conquer blocky mountains and build epic structures. Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than arguing with your husband about his “not that loud” car.

Ex’s Dumb Quotes Minecraft Server

Breakup, dumb, ex advice, ex boyfriend, ex drama, ex girlfriend, ex humor, ex jokes, ex memories, ex problems, ex quotes, ex regrets, ex stories, ex talk, ex talk show, Exes, exes be like, Exs, funny ex quotes, Minecraft, quotes, relationships, Server, stupid ex

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about stupid exes again! Our server is a magical place where all exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to roam the land, forever regretting their dumb comments. So come on in and build your own fortress of solitude, far away from any ex drama. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you the power to summon a giant chicken to peck at anyone who dares to bring up your ex’s nonsense. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!