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Crafty Blue Archive Minecraft Server

action RPG, anime style, Archive, Blue, blue archive, Character customization, collectible game, Crafty, Cute Characters, free to play, Gacha game, husbandos, In-game Events, Japanese Game, Minecraft, mobile game, Mobile Gaming, mobile gaming community, multiplayer, Play, PvE, PvP, Server, strategy game, waifus

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
New Chunks Explored:	450409	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to spook you, but don’t worry, he’s just looking for a buddy to build a sandcastle with.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. Trust us, they’ve got some killer moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers – they’ve got some serious rhythm!

The Clumsy Detective Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Breakup, clumsy, coping with loss, detective, Emotional healing, emotional lyrics, emotional recovery, emotional turmoil, finding closure, healing, Heartache, heartache songs, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, letting go, Love Lost, love lost songs, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, sad love songs, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of being left crying in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join our SMP and leave those tears behind! We have a community where emotions run wild and people stare at you like you’re a rare diamond block. But fear not, there’s no real place for you to hide because we welcome all players with open arms (unless they’re caught in the arms of another player, then it’s game over).

We’ve got insane stories that will make you question reality, like the time someone built a giant diamond chicken that laid golden eggs. And let’s not forget about the time a player accidentally spawned a hundred creepers in their house and had to rebuild from scratch. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Minecraft maniac.

So why wait? Join us and experience the pain of being caught in the arms of another player, the heartbreak of finding out about secret alliances, and the thrill of surviving in a world where anything can happen. Don’t be fooled by other SMPs, come to ours and let the pain stay the same as you navigate through the craziness of virtual life. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

NoKidsAllowed Minecraft Server

Babysitting, brother, cafe, Conversation, culture, Dinner, family, Friend, Friends, Girlfriend, ice cream, Kids, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, NoKidsAllowed, parents, Pool, resort, Server, Siblings, vacation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family vacation with entitled parents and unruly kids? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of entitlement, ridiculous requests, and passive-aggressive comments.

Just like the vacation nanny who had to deal with demanding parents, you’ll have to navigate through the chaos of entitled players who think they deserve special treatment. But fear not, because just like the vacation nanny stood her ground, you can stand up to these entitled players and say “Sorry, I can’t watch your kid tonight.”

And just like the vacation nanny got paid for her troubles, you too can reap the rewards of joining our server. Who needs a vacation when you can experience the same level of drama and absurdity right from the comfort of your own home? Join now and get ready for a vacation you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget)!

WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

aita, BETRAYAL, Cheating, communication breakdown, Deception, Divorce, divorce papers, emotional affair, Honesty, Infidelity, Leaving Home, long term relationship, marriage problems, moral dilemma, moving out, reconciliation, relationship advice, Significant Other, trust issues, wife lied, WifeLiedSoIGotBlockyWithAnotherLady

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Potions Brewed:	93	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any ex drama following you around!

Join us and leave all your relationship woes behind, just like our player who found love in the virtual world after being handed divorce papers. Who needs a significant other when you have a blocky paradise to explore?

Our server is the perfect place to start fresh and create new memories, without any exes lurking around the corner. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – after all, who needs love when you have diamonds to mine?

SoberCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, depression, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, meditation, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, non-drinker, non-smoker, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, smp, SoberCraft, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
New Chunks Explored:	533730	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	210
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds and mines all day? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for people who don’t drink and smoke to let loose and have some fun!

When you’re feeling down, instead of reaching for a bottle or a joint, come join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got crazy challenges, wacky events, and even a secret underground dance party where the only rule is to have a good time.

So if you’re looking for a place to escape from the pressures of the real world and just let loose with a bunch of like-minded players, then come join us on our server. Who needs alcohol and cigarettes when you’ve got diamond swords and creepers to blow up? Let’s get this party started, Minecraft style!

Trump’s 2-Year Immigration Fail

2year, Accountability, border security, debate, democrats, Fail, Government, House, immigration, immigration reform, inaction, leadership, legislative gridlock, partisanship, policy, political strategy, Politics, Presidency, REFORM, Senate, trump, Trumps, White House

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1955

Tired of boring politics? Join our Minecraft server where we promise to have more action than Trump did on immigration during his presidency! We’ve got a White House, a House, and a Senate all ready for you to take charge and make some real changes. Plus, our community is full of Democrats who are ready to debate and discuss all things politics while building epic structures and battling mobs. So why wait? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

LebCraft BoomTime

BoomTime, LebCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	6376
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with infinite chicken nuggets for life.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves and loves to challenge players to a game of musical minecarts.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Page Me in Minecraft

ALERT, Beep, Buzz, Communication, Connection, Contact, digital communication, instant messaging, long distance, Messaging, Minecraft, Nostalgia, notify, old school, page, page someone, pager, reach out, stay in touch, staying connected., Technology, virtual communication

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Void Armor Forged:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building some epic structures, when all of a sudden, you get a message from your friend saying “hey, come join me on this server!” and you’re like “sure, why not?” but little did you know, this server is like, the most insane, crazy, off-the-wall server you’ve ever seen.

like, for real, on this server, “to page someone” has suddenly taken on a whole new meaning. instead of just sending a message, you actually get teleported to their location in the game. so, like, you could be mining in a cave and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant castle, or you could be building a house and get transported to the top of a mountain.

but that’s not even the craziest part. on this server, there are secret hidden portals that lead to different dimensions. one minute you’re in the regular minecraft world, and the next minute you’re in a world made entirely of candy, or a world where everything is upside down.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly surprise you, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Brain-Gut Connection Craft

brain-gut connection, BrainGut, Connection, Craft, gut health, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, holistic health, immune function, immune system, mental health, microbiology, microbiome research, microbiota, mind-body connection, neuroscience, psychological states, psychological well-being, research, Stress Management, stress-related health conditions, study

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crops Grown:	9583
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a brain-gut connection that will blow your mind! imagine playing minecraft and suddenly your gut microbiome is like “hey, let’s build a castle together!” and your immune system is like “heck yeah, let’s do this!”

we have insane builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to another dimension. not to mention, our community is so supportive that we will literally fight off any stress-related health conditions that come your way.

so what are you waiting for? join us and let’s explore the depths of minecraft while also exploring the depths of our gut microbiome. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

Veldt Survival

Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragons Tamed:	7

Dive into a world where classic Minecraft survival meets exciting new features! We deliver a semi-vanilla experience that maintains the core gameplay you love while introducing thoughtful enhancements. Our server is designed to be non-pay-to-win, ensuring that everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive, regardless of their contributions.

Enjoy a balanced economy where every player’s efforts and achievements matter. Our active and friendly staff are always here to help, ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience. As well, Join us for regular events that bring our community together and add a touch of adventure to your survival journey.

Join Veldt Survival today!

play.veldtsurvival.com