Welcome to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about having diarrhea while playing. Our server is so fun and exciting that your stomach will be as calm as a cucumber.
Reasons to join:
– Our server is so amazing that even your digestive system will thank you for playing here.
– We have unicorns roaming around the spawn area, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to keep playing on our server).
– Our PvP battles are so intense that you’ll forget all about any stomach issues you may have had before joining.
So come on, join us and experience the magical world of Minecraft like never before!
A semi-vanilla SMP server with a shopping district running on a diamond economy. Compatible with both bedrock and java edition. Current season began on Wednesday, the 3rd of April 2024.
Join our Minecraft server and witness the miraculous birth of Yusuke, the legendary Minecraft player who was born and raised in the virtual world! Rumor has it that Yusuke’s first words were “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” and he has been dominating the server ever since. Join now to see if you can keep up with this Minecraft prodigy and maybe even learn a thing or two from him! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft superstar like Yusuke!
Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!
Join our server if you want to be a part of the 1/3 of players who are chosen to embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures. Why 1/3, you ask? Because our server is run by a group of ancient Minecraft gods who have deemed it necessary to only allow a select few to experience the true magic of the game.
But beware, for those who are not chosen may find themselves cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own blocks. So join us now and see if you have what it takes to be one of the chosen few in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!
Are you tired of living in a small apartment? Wish you could experience the thrill of living in a trailer park? Look no further, because on our server, we have the most luxurious virtual trailer park you could ever imagine!
Picture this: instead of cramped living spaces, you’ll have spacious trailers with all the amenities you could ever dream of. Want a jacuzzi in your trailer? Done. How about a pet unicorn roaming around your yard? We can make it happen.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can hide from virtual zombies and craft the most epic weapons to defend yourself. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wild and wacky world of virtual trailer park living like never before!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “going green” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.
Picture this: Bianca, Nera, and Deborah from Dragon Quest V are getting ready to enjoy their wedding night with Madison… in Minecraft! Who knew virtual weddings could be so epic?
But that’s not all! We have comfort caps galore, so you can relax and unwind in style. Share your favorite caps and get ready to laugh until you cry.
And don’t forget to check out our Discord servers, where the party never stops. Join The Stash or The Swirlin Swarm for even more madness and mayhem.
So why wait? Jump into our Minecraft server today and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!
Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm
Constantly updated with new content
Unique badge system and Companions
Frequently hosts events and tournaments
Unlock Components and hatch Companions
Robust anti-cheat system
Equippable animated cosmetics
**FAQ:**
1. **Which server has a larger player base, Hypixel or Emerald Prison?**
– Hypixel has a larger player base due to its popularity and wide variety of minigames.
2. **What sets Emerald Prison apart from other servers?**
– Emerald Prison offers a unique prison experience with features such as upgrading, automating, and customizing your own private Realm, as well as a unique badge system and Companions.
3. **Do both servers offer regular updates and new content?**
– Yes, both Hypixel and Emerald Prison regularly update their servers with new content to keep the player experience fresh.
4. **Can I participate in events and tournaments on either server?**
– While Hypixel frequently hosts events and tournaments, Emerald Prison also offers unique features and events within its prison experience.
5. **Which server offers more customization options for players?**
– Emerald Prison allows players to customize their experience with features like equippable animated cosmetics and Companions that help with progression.
Are you tired of wasting your time complaining about someone else’s success instead of focusing on your own? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and channel all that pent-up anger into building the most epic creations the world has ever seen.
Imagine a world where instead of hating on Mori, you’re building towering castles, intricate redstone contraptions, and secret underground lairs. You could be the next Minecraft master, but only if you stop whining and start mining!
So come on, put down your pitchforks and pick up your pickaxes. Join us on our server and show Mori what you’re really made of. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be so legendary that people will be complaining about you instead!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surgeons are also skilled Minecraft players! Join us for a wild ride as we perform virtual surgeries on each other while building epic creations in-game. Who needs a hospital when you have a Minecraft server with doctors who can remove 20 feet of intestines with ease? Join now for the most unique and bizarre gaming experience of your life!
The application process is in place to prevent griefers and Xrayers from joining the server. It has been successful in keeping the server clean for 2 years now.
What are some of the server features?
Some of the features include an active community, shopping district with a diamond economy, Dynamap for all servers, 64gb RAM for SMP, 24/7 uptime with minimal lag, mature playerbase, regular events, and helpful staff.
Is the server suitable for new players?
Yes, the community is very friendly and welcoming to new players. Even if you’re not sure, it’s encouraged to give it a try and experience it for yourself.
Can I play with friends on the server?
Absolutely! The server has a variety of game modes and activities where you can enjoy with your friends.
