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| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5001 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 | Enchantments Applied: | 113 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 276 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 259 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
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