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Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	45	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Villages Defended:	6
Animals Bred:	145	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

Attention, Awareness, care, concentration, consideration, detail, emphasis, Examination, Focus, IMPORTANCE, mindfulness, Minecraft, neglect, Observation, Overlooked, priority, scrutiny, Significance, smp, spotlight, Underappreciated, undervalued, UnseenBlocks

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

Boring, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, DRY, Economy, Entities, Events, EXTRA, Features, Join, multiplayer, multiplayer server, paint, Safe, Server, smp, steps, Survival, survival server, Teleport, Tweaks, vanilla tweaks, warp stones, Watching

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Towns Built:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Chimeras Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/131114lifeline/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5369	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Buildings Constructed:	41	Star Shards Collected:	58

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7833	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!