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  • Biscuit Bird Immunity

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    Biscuit Bird Immunity

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where birds eat biscuits without getting tooth decay!! yes, you heard that right, our server is so magical that even the birds are immune to decay because they don’t have teeth!! imagine the possibilities of a world where birds rule and biscuits are their currency. join now and witness the chaos as the biscuit-eating birds take over the server, creating a new civilization where dental hygiene is a thing of the past. who needs teeth when you have biscuits, are we right?? don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious minecraft server out there. join now and let the biscuit-eating birds show you a whole new world of toothless fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter

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    OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.

    on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.

    so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java

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    Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Details
    Version Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
    IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world
    Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

    About Harmony Falls:

    Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

      • Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! (Optional)
      • Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade, or wage war with other clans/players.
      • PvE & PvP: Engage in battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is optional.
      • Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses added regularly.
      • Pets: Venture with companions like bears, griffins, or dragons!
      • RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests.
      • Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions.

    Join our Discord community to get started and meet fellow players!

    See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!

    Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your epic adventure!

    Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

    See you in Harmony Falls!

    FAQ

    1. How do I join Harmony Falls?

    To join Harmony Falls, simply enter the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world in your Minecraft client.

    2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

    No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls. You can toggle PvP on or off as you wish.

    3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?

    Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions regularly for players to participate in and win prizes.

    4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?

    Yes, Harmony Falls offers Towny for players to create their own towns or clans and establish relationships with other clans.

    5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?

    Players can level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests with RPG elements like MCMMO (limited skills at the moment).

    6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?

    Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity voice communication with other nearby players (optional).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyLog Minecraft Server

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    CraftyLog Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

    Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

    Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

    But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

    Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP

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    SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting stuck in code loops and debugging for hours on end? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only coding you’ll be doing is crafting your way to victory!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky programming problems. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of mischievous chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

    But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hunt that will lead you to a hidden chest filled with enchanted loot and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are afraid of kittens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those coding woes behind! Who needs debugging when you can be digging for diamonds and dodging exploding sheep?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HappyCraft SMP: Laughter is the Best Medicine

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    HappyCraft SMP: Laughter is the Best Medicine

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons at every turn? Do you long for the camaraderie of fellow blockheads who understand your obsession with building pixelated castles and farming virtual crops?

    Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to with your new blocky buddies?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Nope, Creeper Country!

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    Nope, Creeper Country!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of dodging creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the safest place to be! We have a team of expert moderators who will protect you from any potential dangers, including those pesky Endermen trying to steal your blocks.

    Join us and explore our custom-built world, complete with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any hostile mobs that come your way.

    But the real reason you should join our server? We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can meet alternate versions of yourself and team up to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who knows, you might even find a rare pet dragon to ride into battle!

    So forget about dangerous countries in the real world, come join us in our safe and thrilling Minecraft server where the only danger you’ll face is running out of snacks while you build your epic castle.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyPlaceboFun

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    CraftyPlaceboFun

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where placebos are the key to success! forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, all you need is a good ol’ placebo to reduce stress, anxiety, and depression! even if you know they’re fake, they still work like magic!

    our players have reported feeling happier, calmer, and more relaxed after just a few minutes of taking their daily placebo pill. plus, the placebo effect is so strong on our server that you’ll start believing you actually have superpowers! fly like superman, shoot fireballs like a dragon, and even turn invisible like a ninja!

    so why wait? join our placebo-powered minecraft server today and experience the ultimate in mind-bending, reality-warping fun! just remember, it’s all in your head…or is it?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Really United Lands: 1.20.2 Edition – Because who needs square brackets or curly braces in a server title anyway?

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    Really United Lands: 1.20.2 Edition – Because who needs square brackets or curly braces in a server title anyway?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to United Lands

    A unique Towny-based Earth SMP experience with immersive features:

    Video Trailer Watch here
    Explore the World 1:500 Earth-based map, nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs
    Gameplay Town building, land claiming, immersive RP, custom items
    Progression 7 unique jobs, skill trees, Masterwork Armor, player upgrades
    Thriving Economy Player-driven marketplace, currency for upgrades and upkeep
    Non-P2W Environment All store items cosmetic, fair and balanced gameplay
    Epic Wars & Combat Unique warring system for towns and nations

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by connecting to IP┋red.unitedlands.org

    Q: Is there a Discord server for United Lands?

    A: Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.unitedlands.org

    Q: Can I view the map of United Lands?

    A: Yes, you can view the map at https://map.unitedlands.org

    Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

    A: United Lands is against pay-to-win schemes, all store items are cosmetic only.

    Q: How can I participate in wars and combat on the server?

    A: You can immerse yourself in the warring system by joining towns and nations for thrilling battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Japan’s WTF Minecraft Server

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    Japan’s WTF Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Look no further! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity.

    Join us and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with quirky players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant maze where you can get lost for days, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask for anything too crazy)!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Just remember, in this world, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP