no TakerHAHAHAHAHHAHA – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

No Taker Minecraft SMP

Absurd, amusement, banter, Chuckle, Comical, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, jest, JOKE, LAUGHING, Laughter, Minecraft, no Taker, no TakerHAHAHAHAHHAHA, Ridiculous, sarcasm, silly, smp, Taker, Witty

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Veiled MC

Abilities, armor, Custom Armor, custom enchantments, Earth, Epic, Friends, Gear, Gems, hero pets, Legendary, Minecraft, mining adventures, passive income, Pets, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, rare, Robots, Skyblock, Tokens, Upgrades, visual effects

Welcome to Veiled Prison, the most exciting Minecraft prison server with custom features that take gameplay to the next level! Robots Earn passive income (like a crypto-influencer) with robots that gather tokens and gems while you’re away. Upgrade them through four rarities—Common, Rare, Epic, and Legendary—for even more rewards! Pets & Hero Pets Level up your pets as you mine! With customizable abilities and floating visuals, your pets will help you earn more gems, money, and tokens. Custom Enchantments Enhance your gear with over 30 unique enchantments that offer powerful abilities and customizable visual effects to suit your style. Private Mines Take control with private, customizable mines. Choose your blocks and invite friends to join your mining adventures! Custom Armor Level up your armor as you mine, with four rarities that boost your earnings in gems, money, and tokens!

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SEMI-VANILLA PRIVATES ECONOMY BUYER STORE server Minecraft

Architecture, Buyer, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, design, Economy, Events, Ip:, magical world, Minecraft, privates, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Shops, Store, Trade, wealth

Welcome to Avalon Craft! This is a magical world where each player becomes the architect of his own destiny. Build, develop a unique economy and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of creativity and cooperation.

Server Features:

– Economy: Immerse yourself in the world of trade, create shops and accumulate wealth!

– Custom Enchantments: Unlock unique abilities like Bulldozer and Son of Thor to customize your playstyle!

– Design: Enjoy beautiful landscapes and detailed buildings.

– Community: Join friendly players and participate in events and competitions!

Connect to the server:

– Server IP: server.avaloncraft.ru

– Shop: shop.avaloncraft.ru

server.avaloncraft.ru

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NEXUS [SMP]

Adventurer, Builder, collaboration, Community, creativity, Engineer, Fabric, gameplay, hermitcraft, Immersive, Live Map, Minecraft, Mods, Nexus, proximity chat, Redstone, Server, smp, teamwork, Vanilla

NEXUS SMP Server Overview

Details	Description
Launch Date	January 11, 2025
Server Type	Hermitcraft-Inspired Vanilla Minecraft Server
Special Features	Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay Community-Centric A Hub of Connections Fresh and New Experience Proximity Chat Live Server Map Game Enhancements
Requirements	Mic Required 18+ Only Legit Minecraft Account (Java Edition) Fabric 1.21.4 Installed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join NEXUS SMP?	An interview is required. Join our Discord to apply.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, players must be 18+.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	Java Edition with Fabric 1.21.4 installed.
What makes NEXUS SMP unique?	Hermitcraft-inspired gameplay, proximity chat, and a community-centric environment.
Are there quality-of-life mods on the server?	Yes, Vanilla Minecraft with quality-of-life mods for an enhanced experience.

Enchanted Grove Community 1.21.4

1.21.4, alternative living, animal husbandry, chickens, chuds, Community, community living, Enchanted, Goats, Grove, Happiness, Homesteading, Incels, magical woodland communities, mental health, off grid living, rural living, self-sufficiency, Sheep, small communities, social isolation, social outcasts, sustainable living, unconventional living arrangements

Yo, bros, listen up! If you wanna escape the chud life and become a magical woodland wizard, then join this server! We got goats, sheep, and chickens galore for you to raise and love like your own children. Trust me, it’ll make you happier than a pig in mud. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to build the ultimate farm of your dreams with your new online buddies. Let’s get this party started! 🐐🌟🐓

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DadCraft: WatchYourKid Edition

anger, Babysitting, cheated on mom, Conflict, DadCraft, Edition, emotionally absent father, Guilty, Marijuana, putting himself first, raising my voice, Siblings, sickle cell disease, SNACKS, spending money, spending time, strained relationship, telling my dad, video games, watch his kid, WatchYourKid

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky chaos! Join us and escape the real world where you have to babysit your siblings and deal with a cheating dad who spends all his money on snacks and weed instead of his kids.

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your little brother with sickle cell disease can play to his heart’s content without any accusations of being mean. And if your emotionally immature dad tries to guilt trip you, just build a wall of diamond blocks to keep him out!

Join us for a wild ride of guilt trips, family feuds, and virtual escapades. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Come play with us and leave the real world drama behind!

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WorkSMP BoredomCraft

Boredom, BoredomCraft, Break, Chatting, daydreaming, distractions, Entertainment, hobbies, Job, Music, office, procrastination, productivity, reading, Snacking, social media, stretching, Tasks, Time management, Walking, work, WorkSMP

Bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our epic SMP server where we have more drama than a reality TV show. We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves, starting cults worshipping chickens, and even hosting fashion shows with pixelated armor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds every time you feed it a carrot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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MineCraftMoneyHappiness

Contentment, emotional well being, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, happiness vs wealth, long term happiness, luxury, materialism, mental health, MineCraftMoneyHappiness, MONEY, money and happiness, money and success, personal values, possessions, satisfaction, self worth, societal pressure, success, wealth

Are you tired of living in a world where money rules everything? Well, come join our Minecraft server where diamonds are the only currency and happiness is guaranteed!

On our server, you can build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a pet creeper that gives you hugs instead of explosions.

Forget about real-world problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you have in your inventory. Join us now and experience a level of joy that can only be achieved through virtual wealth and pixelated luxury!

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UkrainianWarzone Minecraft Server

aggression, air attacks, airstrikes, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense tactics, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, Server, Ukraine, UkrainianWarzone, War, War Crimes, War Tactics

lol ukraine go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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WarDebtCraft: Russia’s Looming Crisis

budget deficit, credit crisis, Crisis, debt burden, debt crisis, debt repayment, defense expenditures, economic impact, Economy, financial instability, fiscal responsibility, geopolitical tensions, global economy, government finances, hidden war debt, international relations, Looming, military conflicts, military spending, russia, Russias, security concerns, WarDebtCraft

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than Russia’s hidden war debt? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna blow your mind!

Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by dancing bears wearing ushankas. Yeah, that’s right, we got Russian bears on this server! And they’re not just any bears, they’re trained in the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bear pop and lock like it’s nobody’s business.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got a secret underground base filled with vodka dispensers and Matryoshka dolls that come to life and tell you jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of Soviet-era relics, like a hammer and sickle made out of diamonds.

So why should you join this server? Because where else are you gonna find a place where you can ride a bear into battle while wielding a balalaika as your weapon of choice? Trust us, this server is so wild, it’ll make you forget all about Russia’s looming credit crisis. Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Toxic Skies: Brain Boom

air pollution, air quality, boom, Brain, brain damage, brain disorders, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, dementia, dirty air, environmental health, epidemiological studies, harm, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, Pollutants, pollution control, public health, research, Science, Skies, TOXIC

join dis cray cray minecraft server where air pollution is da main attraction! our air is so dirty it will make u forget ur own name and give u brain damage like u never seen before!

we got researchers tryna figure out how much harm dis pollution is causin, but who cares when u can have a blast playin minecraft in a toxic wasteland! forget about clean air, come breathe in da fumes and let ur brain cells fry like bacon!

join now for a chance to experience dementia and other brain disorders firsthand! who needs a healthy brain when u can have a wild time on our server? come on in, the air is toxic and the fun is endless!

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