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No Taker Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a pair of leather boots. Legend has it that our server’s spawn point is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be discovered. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, madness, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our server. But beware, once you enter, there’s no turning back. No Taker? HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Animals Bred:	79
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5076
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6188	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

collide, DATING, DISILLUSIONED, emotional turmoil, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, HEARTBREAK, love, LoveCrafted, Minecraft, Misogyny, personal growth, reality check, Redpilled, redpills, relationships, Respect, romance, Self Discovery, self reflection, societal expectations, society, toxic masculinity, Truth, Women, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7208
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

8 year olds, aggressive weapon, Anime, Competent, Crafty, deep story, funny, Garbage, hate, Heroes, mc, Parody, pokemon episodes, psyop, retard, Rising of The Shield Hero, shield, Slavery, smartphone isekai, Storyline, underage waifus, worst show

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5000
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!

Creepers and Coffee: Where Even Steve Questions His DLC Choices

Action-Adventure, ada dlc, ada wong, albert wesker, alternative gameplay, capcom, Choices, coffee, CREEPERS, Decision making, dlc, fan favorites., Gaming, Krauser, leon kennedy, Luis Sera, missing out, playable characters, player choice, questions, resident evil, steve, story expansion, survival horror, video games

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of playing as boring old Ada in your favorite game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can play as all your favorite Resident Evil characters instead! Imagine running around as Leon, shooting zombies and building epic structures at the same time. Or maybe you prefer playing as Krauser, chopping down trees with your mutated arm. And don’t even get us started on playing as Wesker – you’ll be teleporting all over the place like a boss. So why settle for Ada when you can have all these awesome options on our server? Join now and experience the ultimate Resident Evil crossover in Minecraft!

Zombie Pigmen for Peace Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the State of Israel reigns supreme! Join us and witness the invincible power of our virtual nation as we build, mine, and conquer the digital world.

Are you tired of dealing with sand niggers and neo-nazi chuds on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance against the might of Israel.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community like no other. Our players are as strong as the Iron Dome, as creative as a Tel Aviv street artist, and as resourceful as a kibbutz farmer.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that Israel is truly invincible in Minecraft and beyond!

CraftyCreeper’s Den of Diamonds: Where we mine for treasure, not Tinder matches!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	3295
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9032

Are you tired of being friend-zoned by attractive women? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to financially exploit them! Join us and sell them virtual diamonds and rare items for real money, because let’s face it, they’ll never give you the time of day in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly sugar daddy who will shower you with riches if you can find him. So come on in and start profiteering off those unsuspecting ladies today!