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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 6835 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Are you tired of being a lonely loser in your sad little village? Well, fear not my friendless friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a life of solitude! Join us and make friends with fellow misfits, outcasts, and weirdos who are just as desperate for companionship as you are!
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And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the nasty side effects!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to your sad, friendless existence. Who knows, you might even find love, adventure, or a really cool diamond sword. The possibilities are endless, just like your loneliness if you don’t join us!
