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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 9054 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 427 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
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