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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 4528 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!