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Parent’s Home Minecraft Server

aita, CHECK, devastated, eastern KY, Flooding, home, major winter storm, middle of winter storm, Minecraft, no running water, parents, parents home, Pick up, real shower, Refuse, Region, RELENTLESS, running water, Server, son’s mother, Utilities, waters receding, winter storm, working toilet

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
New Chunks Explored:	868698	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1174	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! We promise you won’t have to deal with any flooding or crazy baby mama drama here. Our virtual world is safe from all natural disasters and exes with attitude problems. Plus, our in-game toilets actually work and you can take as many showers as you want without running out of hot water. Trust us, you won’t find a better place to escape the madness of the real world than on our server. So come join us and leave all your troubles behind – we’ve got plenty of pixelated fun waiting for you!

VPN-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Blocking, browsing restrictions, Censorship, Cyber Security, Data Protection, digital rights, geo blocking, internet restrictions, internet security, Mainstream, Minecraft, online censorship, online privacy, privacy tools, restricted access, Server, virtual private network, VPN services, VPNFreeCraft, VPNS, website access, Websites

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Votes:	2923
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8587	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Tired of mainstream websites blocking your VPN and ruining your online escapades? Join our Minecraft server where VPNs are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! Vent about your shit life to our friendly chatgpt bots while building a virtual empire with fellow players. Who needs the daily mail when you can conquer pixelated lands and create your own virtual paradise? Join now for a VPN-friendly, drama-free Minecraft experience like no other!

LockupCraft Minecraft Server

court system, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal conviction, criminal defense, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal prosecution, criminal punishment, criminal sentencing, criminal trial, Evidence, incarceration, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, LockupCraft, Minecraft, Prison, punishment, Server, Xer

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9808	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4923
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to figure out how to make xer go to prison – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good mystery and some good old-fashioned mischief?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races where the winner gets a diamond block, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you participate in a chicken parade led by a pig riding a minecart, or witness a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pond? Only on our server, of course!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally solve the mystery of how to make xer go to prison!

NightmareCraft Minecraft Server

Behavior, blended family, Boundaries, Boyfriend, break up, child support, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DAUGHTER, Decision making, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family, Minecraft, Nightmare, NightmareCraft, parenting, relationship, selfish, Server, Tantrum

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen, building epic structures, and dodging lava like a pro. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, it’ll make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

Forget about boring old servers, come join us for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing harder than a villager trying to trade with a cactus. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HusbandCraft: SecretlyPissed

Communication, compromise, constant stimulation, disagreement, early riser, family, fresh air, HusbandCraft, Lifestyle, Marriage, Music, natural-living, organic food, overstimulation, personal space, Relaxation, SecretlyPissed, separate rooms, sound sensitivity, streaming, Sunlight, TV addiction

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Potions Brewed:	198
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Star Shards Collected:	241
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the constant noise and overstimulation of the real world? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where the only sounds you’ll hear are the gentle rustling of leaves and the calming hum of the virtual world.

Join us and leave behind the constant TV and music that plague your daily life. No more sitcoms blaring in the background, no more music blasting at all hours of the day. On our server, you can enjoy the tranquility of nature and the simplicity of a more relaxed way of living.

Escape to a world where the sun always shines, the air is always fresh, and the food is always organic (well, virtually at least). Say goodbye to the overstimulation of modern life and hello to a more peaceful existence in our Minecraft paradise.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave behind the chaos of the real world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual home where you can truly be yourself without the constant noise and distractions.

MapleCraftLand

beavers, Canada, cold weather, Diversity, French-English bilingualism, Hockey, immigration, indigenous culture, justin trudeau, maple syrup, MapleCraftLand, moose, Mounties, Multiculturalism, Niagara Falls, poutine, Rocky Mountains, Tim Hortons, Toronto, universal healthcare, vancouver

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	203	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Eh, sorry to interrupt your igloo-building session, but have you heard about our epic Minecraft server? It’s like the Great White North on steroids, with maple syrup flowing like waterfalls and beavers building epic dams out of diamond blocks.

Join us for a wild ride through the frozen tundra, where you can ride polar bears into battle and duel with hockey sticks instead of swords. Our friendly community of moose and mounties will welcome you with open arms (or antlers) as you embark on quests to find the elusive Tim Hortons dungeon and defeat the evil poutine boss.

So grab your toque and your hockey jersey, because this server is as Canadian as a beaver in a plaid shirt. Sorry, not sorry, but you won’t find a more maple-syrupy, poutine-filled, igloo-tastic Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us, eh!

HamasGoneBoom

airstrike, Assassination, Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, gaza, Hamas Leader, HamasGoneBoom, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, RETALIATION, strike, targeted killing, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty, violence, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1375
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN NETANYAHU TRYNA TAKE OUT HAMAS LEADER! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL TNT ACTION?! COME JOIN US AND WATCH THE CHAOS UNFOLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN U GOT BLOCKS TO BLOW UP?! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS! U AIN’T SEEN NOTHIN’ TIL U JOIN OUR SERVER, WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN, EVEN NETANYAHU DOIN’ THE MACARENA WITH A CREEPER! 😂🐷💥🚀

AcmeCraft: Where Wile Coyote’s Bombs Never Work

ACME, AcmeCraft, animation, bird, bombs, cartoon, chase, Clever, comedy, COYOTE, coyotes, ELUSIVE, Failure, humor, Looney Toones, persistence, Roadrunner, slapstick, strategy, success, Warner Bros, Wile, Wile Coyote, work

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	7701	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our server where the roadrunner is the ultimate troll and wile coyote is a rich idiot who keeps blowing himself up with acme bombs! it’s like living in a looney tunes universe but with blocks and creepers! build your own insane contraptions to catch the roadrunner or just sit back and watch wile coyote fail spectacularly every time. trust us, it’s a blast! literally. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DigimonCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

Adventure 25th Color Evolution, Anime, Bandai, BT-18, card game, Digimon, digimon adventure 02, Digimon Dreamers, digimon survive, DigimonCraft, Gay Furry, Habu Kazumasa, Ichiban Kuji, Liberator, Lost Evolution, Manga, Minecraft, Premium Heroines, Reference Book, Seekers, Server, starter guide, Toy, Ultimate

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	610
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Gay Furry Edition server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream furry paradise and show off your fabulous creations to the world.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive Digimon-themed events that will blow your mind! Fight alongside your favorite digital monsters and become the ultimate Digimon master. Plus, we have a special Liberators faction where you can roleplay as a badass card game warrior fighting for justice and glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have Seekers who will guide you on epic quests and help you uncover hidden treasures. Don’t forget about our Manga and Card Game news updates, because who needs real life when you have all the excitement right here in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft experience anywhere else.

MomSonIncestMCServ

adult comics, adult content, Anime, doujin, Erotica, explicit, explicit content, family, FANTASY, fetish, Find, hentai, Manga, mom son incest, MomSonIncestMCServ, pic, pornography, relationships, search, taboo

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Star Shards Collected:	114
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy mom son incest doujin come to life! Dive into a world where anything is possible and let your imagination run wild. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see where the craziness takes you!

BlingCraft Minecraft Server

BlingCraft, debt free, designer handbags, designer items, designer shoes, financial disagreements, financial stress, frugal living, generational wealth, high income, income differences, Luxury items, marriage issues, Minecraft, net worth, rainy day fund, Retirement, saving money, Server, spending habits, stock investments, upper middle class lifestyle

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Items Found:	5058
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws fighting over child support? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make your real life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Imagine a world where you can splurge on designer shoes and handbags without your husband giving you the silent treatment. Build your dream mansion with a $500k addition and pay off your mortgage like it’s no big deal. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Join now and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where every diamond block you mine could lead to a fight with your spouse over spending habits. Don’t worry, our community is here to support you through all your virtual and real-life struggles. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent on?