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  • RedDressRumble16: Auntie Showdown!

    RedDressRumble16: Auntie Showdown!

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    The Conspiracy of Sweet 16: A Server Where Reality Twists and Time Turns to Ash

    Welcome to The Great No-Red Uprising! Ever vigilant; we stand against the tyranny of color conformity, where the very fabric of the Minecraft universe bends at the whim of teenage dreams and the chaotic energy of family drama! Beware, for within these pixelated confines, the lines between celebration and horror blur in shades of black, white, and the nefarious purples of indecision.

    Welcome, Brave Blockhead

    In this server, glowstone lights starkly illuminate the sacrifices made in the name of one child’s estranged Sweet 16 celebration! Picture this: elegant mobs dressed as NBC characters, floating through the forlorn void—everyone bedecked in attire befitting dreamers, except for one lone aunt, draped in Burgundy, the forbidden hue that graces the dungeons of your reality! Will you rise up? Or will you succumb to the guilt-trip whispers of family chaos?

    Confounding Features: Expect the Unexpected

      • Color Code Confusion: Dress as your favorite NBC character, but navigate the treacherous path laid by the Crimson Committee! Dare to wear red? You may find yourself trapped in The Abyss of Eternal Guilt.
      • Conflicting Testimonials of Doom

        • "The red dress should have stayed in the void where it belongs!"A Furious Cousin
        • “I thought burgundy was a safe color!”Auntie Confused
        • "She was never really my aunt; just an NPC in a twisted family drama!"Player #17
      • Bizarre Events: Participate in nightly rituals in homage to the Birthday Girl, complete with pixelated Santa zombies and hope-drenched curses, because who knew joy could turn so dark?

    Conspiracies of the Blocky Undergrowth

    Whispered legends speak of the Fabled Sweet 16 Entering Door, a key said to transport you to a dimension where all aunties abide by the rules of the red dress code—unless they bring forth an offering of enchanted emeralds.

      • Warning!: The Anti-Burgundy Alliance patrols these dangerous lands! Tread lightly or be thrown into the Pit of Lowered Expectations, where all hopes dissipate in the haze of family disarray.

    Secret Features

      • Hidden rooms containing Ritual Hats of Responsibility, bestowing upon the wearer the dreadful burden of uncomfortable opinions and squabbling relatives.
      • Mysterious chat strings that echo sentiment like "You’re a disgrace!" or "Burgundy is essentially red," all while you check your inventory for forgotten feelings.

    Falling Down the Rabbit Hole: An Uncertain FAQ

      • Q: Why was this server created? A: Only the Eternal Enchanter knows—the festive energies were unraveled amidst tears and familial chaos.
      • Q: Are there consequences for wearing red? A: In this realm, colors take on lives of their own. Beware, for the specter of Social Guilt may lurk behind you!

    Final Call: Join if You Dare!

    Will you embrace the absurdity of birthday battles and dress-code dramas? Or will your soul be eternally tethered to the Crimson Dress of Destiny?

    Join us, if you’re willing to risk sanity at the altar of the Sweet 16! Together, we’ll uncover the tangled webs of adolescent rebellion and family wishful thinking.

    But remember—once you enter, there’s no turning back! ✨🪄

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  • Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

    Weak Jawline Minecraft SMP Prodigy

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    Are you tired of being the laughing stock of the Minecraft world with your weak jawline and lack of facial hair? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a secret potion that will give you the manliest jawline and the bushiest beard you’ve ever seen! Join us and become the envy of all your friends as you strut around with your newfound ruggedness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Yes, you heard that right. One swing of this sword and your foes will be hopping around in cute little bunny suits, unable to harm a hair on your perfectly sculpted chin.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft stud with a jawline of steel and a beard to rival even the most majestic of dwarves. Plus, who wouldn’t want to wield a sword that turns enemies into bunnies? It’s a win-win situation, really.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’s like the Daily Mail Australia reporting on a scandalous story about a transgender OnlyFans model named Kay Manuel. But don’t worry, we won’t out you or cause chaos in your life like they did to poor Kay.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of sleeping with 75 legally-aged school leavers within the first two days at Schoolies…virtually, of course! Our community is so welcoming and inclusive, you’ll feel right at home as you embark on outrageous adventures and create insane stories of your own.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the fun begin! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and your wildest imagination. See you in the game!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

    Minecraft SMP: Fat Gardens – Chunky Plants, Buggy Bugs, and Sassy Snakes

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    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – /fgds/ – Fat Gardens: Fat Plants, Bugs, and Snakes General (ft. tips)! Why join, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that marries fatbug and fatgarden into one glorious fat general? Not to mention, we’ve got snakes, arachnids, and fungi galore – it’s a wild ride, my friend.

    But that’s not all! Our server is dedicated to public service fatties who work tirelessly to make our lives comfy and cozy, especially during the holiday season. They deserve some gratuity, don’t they? And tips don’t just have to be monetary – we’re talking about all kinds of creative ways to show appreciation. QotT: what’s the best way to tip? What kinds of tips are there for fatties? Join us and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just take a look at our thread highlights – from Wurmple conductors to Bug Alien Princesses, we’ve got it all. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the legendary Godseeker story or meet the Blind Venusaur? It’s a world of wonder and wackiness that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come on, join us on /fgds/ and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. And remember, for God so loved the world, that he gave his only Son – but he also gave us this amazing Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out!

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  • CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

    CraftyGate – Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with female Tieflings, Tav Edition!

    Watch our PC trailer where Tieflings roam free and cause chaos: [insert crazy link here]

    But wait, there’s more! Check out our PS5 trailer where Tieflings take over the world: [insert even crazier link here]

    Patch 7 is now live, where Tieflings get even more mischievous: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Patch 6 is also live, where Tieflings learn new tricks: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    And don’t forget about Patch 5, where Tieflings… well, you get the idea: [link to non-existent patch notes]

    Join our Wiki where you can learn all about the world of Tieflings: [link to non-existent wiki]

    Want to mod your game? Check out our mods that will make your Tiefling experience even crazier: [link to non-existent mods]

    Have burning questions about Tieflings? We’ve got answers:

    – Q: How often should I long rest? A: Long rest often to see all the crazy companion interactions with Tieflings!

    – Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path? A: Knock her out in Act 1 and miss out on the sex scene, but still get the romance!

    – Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass? A: Both! Explore both for maximum Tiefling fun!

    – Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially “Tav+”? A: Yes, get even more content with Tieflings, but watch out for losing companions!

    – Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles? A: Nope, just watch out for that DC21 Wisdom check!

    – Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice? A: Only if you want to avoid extreme rolls, otherwise, go wild with your Tiefling adventures!

    Take our polls to decide the fate of Tieflings on our server:

    – Romance: [link to ridiculous poll] – Race: [link to even more ridiculous poll] – Class: [link to insanely ridiculous poll] – Companions: [link to absurdly ridiculous poll]

    Join our server now for a pasta-filled, Tiefling extravaganza! Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits you: [link to non-existent thread]

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  • Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

    Kouki’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Potato Queen for control over the server’s food supply. Will the chickens lay enough eggs to overthrow the potatoes? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join their cause or fight against the fluffy uprising?

    And let’s not forget about the legendary quest for the Golden Kouki, a rare and powerful item that will grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cookies. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Remember, on our server, anything is possible – especially when it comes to the almighty Kouki!

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  • Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

    Gross Negligence Minecraft Server

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in death you can leave your family with a fat stack of diamonds! Join us and embark on a wild adventure to make an establishment look at fault for your demise. Whether you fall into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper, rest assured your family will be rolling in virtual riches thanks to our outrageous wrongful death suits! So come on, join us and let’s make some establishments pay for your untimely demise in the most hilarious ways possible!

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  • This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

    This Is Nuts Minecraft SMP

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the moonwalk, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up tap dancing as a hobby.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance battles for enchanted diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Mojang developers.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit and wielding a carrot sword? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a journey filled with laughter, absurdity, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

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  • ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

    ✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    MCRA1.SKYBARS.ME

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  • ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

    ””Zoomer City Minecraft Server””

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    Are you tired of being called a zoomer, newfag, or even worse, a tourist on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we welcome all kinds of players, even the most outrageous ones!

    Are you an election tourist looking for a place to escape the chaos of politics? Join us and build your own virtual utopia where the only election happening is for the best build of the week!

    Are you a /pol/tard, chud, or even a nazi looking for a safe space to express your controversial views? Look no further, because on our server, we have a designated area called “The Edge” where you can spout your nonsense without fear of being banned (unless you start griefing, then we’ll have to ban you).

    Are you an incel tired of being rejected in the real world? Join our server and build the ultimate fortress to protect yourself from the imaginary hordes of women trying to steal your precious diamonds!

    Are you a fan of irony, buzz words, or just looking for a normal place to hang out? Our server has it all, from ironic builds to buzzword bingo events, you’ll never be bored on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave TikTok, Reddit, and Twitter behind and join our insane Minecraft server where anything goes (except griefing, seriously, don’t do that).

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