no promises Minecraft Servers

no promises Minecraft Servers

  • Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

    Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8517
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    New Chunks Explored: 162972 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Dimension Hops: 6
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

    Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

    I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

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  • Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

    Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 8586
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server

    StarRide 1.16-1.21.31 Minecraft server
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 2845
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Void Gems Collected: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cool Minecraft server. This is anarchy!

    We have private blocks linked to tg!

    We have mystics!!!

    We have almost everything that is on the anarchy servers!!!

    Version 1.16-1.21.31!!!

    We are better than all other servers!

    Free donation is ut/ut+/tiktok/tiktok+/twitch/twitch+/rutube/rutube+!!!

    We also have open recruitment for administration, write to tg

    https://t.me/starride1r

    hub.starride.ru:19132

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server

    Ravaged a 5,3 90lbs negress last night Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/100 Votes: 2354
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 25
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 557 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a responsible adult and want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and ridiculous shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it that the chicken statue came to life and started throwing diamond blocks at unsuspecting players. True story.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the rainbow llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the llama queen herself. Just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a wacky adventure that you’ll never forget. And hey, if you happen to meet your white wife while you’re at it, consider it a bonus!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP

    Deadpool and Wolverine Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 9956
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

    Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

    Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6329
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Villages Defended: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Zombie Dances: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ores Mined: 8732 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it’s like riding a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava.

    Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than a Enderman’s teleportation. Our server is filled with more mods than a chest full of diamonds, and our community is as lively as a village full of villagers.

    Forget about the old boring servers, come join us where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure that’s crazier than a chicken riding a minecart!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl

    Minecraft SMP: Marry A White Girl
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 7651
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 236
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have a special feature where you can actually marry a white girl in-game and live happily ever after in your pixelated paradise. Who needs Tinder when you have virtual love waiting for you in our server?

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you could amass with a whole coop of these majestic birds! Join now and start your journey to becoming the richest player on the server.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious figure in Minecraft history and earn bragging rights among your fellow players.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of love, riches, and wild parties that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to watch out for creepers – both in-game and in your love life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Normie’s Minecraft Server

    The Normie’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 6810
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a normie in Minecraft, constantly getting rejected by villagers and creepers alike? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most average normie can experience 30 whole seconds of inceldom! That’s right, you’ll have mobs running away from you in terror, villagers begging for your attention, and creepers lining up to explode just for you. Join now and experience the ultimate power trip in Minecraft like never before! Who needs diamonds when you have the adoration of every pixelated creature in the game? Join us and unleash your inner incel today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP

    Surprised Robot in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 2044
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild, even the robots are surprised by the shenanigans that go down on a daily basis.

    Join us if you want to witness pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens leading rebellions against the players, and villagers starting their own underground casino.

    Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty Fall 2024 Server

    Crafty Fall 2024 Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 7273
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fall season is in full swing! Just like Maou 2099, our server is truly enjoyable with a cyberpunk twist. Interacting with random NPCs is a blast, just like in the anime! Plus, we have a special event where you can battle against the evil Maou himself – will you be able to defeat him and save the server?

    But beware of Dandadan fans, they’re everywhere and trying too hard to be quirky. We don’t tolerate any pussybetanerd behavior here, so if you’re a true warrior, join our server and show them who’s boss!

    Looking for a comfy experience? Join our server and immerse yourself in the world of Kimi wa Meido-sama. Just like the anime, the first few episodes are good, but beware of drama and preachiness – it’s a wild ride, but worth it for the laughs!

    If you’re a fan of Mecha-Ude, you’ll love our server’s epic battles and futuristic technology. But don’t expect any pantyshots here – we keep it classy and respectful, unlike those other servers out there. Join us for a truly unique experience!

    And don’t forget about Daima, our prequel to Super. With stunning animation and an interesting premise, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next episode. Will you be able to uncover the secrets of the past and save the future?

    Last but not least, if you’re a fan of magic and adventure, join our server for a magical experience like no other. Just like Mahoutsukai ni Narenakatta, we have ikemen and faggots galore – but don’t worry, we welcome all players with open arms (and magic spells)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride through the fall season and beyond!

    New Minecraft Server
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