no politics – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

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BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

BlockBrawl, Character Overviews, Combos, Document, FUNDAMENTALS, Glicko2 rating, Guide, jargon, Minecraft, mod, Moves, nikeless, notation, Server, Spreadsheet, Steam, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekkenmods.com, terminology, urban square, Wank.wavu.wiki

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to fight against Tekken 8 characters in epic battles that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Imagine taking on Heihachi Mishima with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks – now that’s a challenge!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in intense PvP matches. The catch? The floor is made of lava and the walls are lined with explosive TNT blocks. It’s a literal blast!

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom Tekken 8-themed parkour course. Dodge fireballs from Akuma and leap over obstacles inspired by King’s wrestling moves. It’s a parkour experience like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

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””/blockgen/ – Blocky General Minecraft SMP””

blockgen, blocky, character analysis, Combo list, Competitive Gaming, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, general, Glicko2 rating, Important Combos, Minecraft, Moves, Nikeless Urban Square, notation, smp, Steam, Steam store, strategy guide, Tekken, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken community, Tekken General, Tekken mods, Tekken players, terminology

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for some epic Tekken 8 battles in Minecraft – that’s right, we’ve modded the game to include all your favorite characters and moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure fair matchups, so you can show off your skills without worrying about unfair advantages. And if you’re new to Tekken 8, don’t worry – we have a comprehensive guide with all the terminology and jargon you need to know.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Tekken 8 master in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious server out there.

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LivesMC

Attention, Chat, Comments.., Cross-Play, Hiring, Issues, LifeSteal, LivesMC, Minecraft, Minehut, Players, PvP, questions, Raiding, Server, Staff, Vanilla

The greatest upcoming Minehut lifesteal server!

With a large amount of working staff, we are still glad to hire more staff and are willing to give our best attention the players of our server.

Whether it be questions, comments, or issues in the server, our staff are always here to chat.

livesmc.minehut.gg

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Blocky Birthday Bash Minecraft Server

adult virgin, asked a girl out, Bash, Birthday, blocky, DATING, fear of rejection, inexperience, Intimacy, kissed a girl, late bloomer, love life, Minecraft, never had sex, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, Self Discovery, self-confidence, Server, sexual experience, social anxiety, turning 24, VIRGINITY

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Well, fear not because on our server, you’ll be swimming in virtual love and affection! Our players are so attractive, even the creepers can’t resist blowing themselves up just to get a closer look. Join now and you’ll have so many Minecraft girlfriends, you’ll forget what it feels like to be lonely. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have pixelated love on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to finally lose your Minecraft virginity!

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Henry Ford Visits Minecraft SMP

Adapt, Buttons.., CAR, changes, Desktop, Ford, Henry, Henry Ford, incel, knobs, LEVERS, linux, loonix, Mac, Minecraft, MS, neets, os, pedals, Productive, smp, tranny designers, Users, visits, work

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the chaos of having Henry Ford randomly swap around knobs, buttons, levers, and pedals in your virtual cars every few months! Who knows, maybe your diamond pickaxe will suddenly become a shovel or your house will turn into a giant pumpkin – it’s all part of the fun!

Our server is perfect for those who thrive in unpredictable environments, just like the incel NEETs who dominate the Linux desktop world. With constant changes and updates that will leave you scratching your head and questioning your sanity, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.

Forget about trying to be productive or getting any work done – on our server, the only goal is to survive the madness and embrace the insanity. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see where the madness takes you!

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Art inspiration, art project, art reference, artistic discovery, Artistic exploration, Artistic journey, Artistic process, cartoon animals, character design, Color palette, color theory, color wheel, creative challenge!, creative project, Minecraft, obscure Pokemon-esque, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon inspired art, Server, source material, Visual Storytelling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old pixelated animals? Well, look no further because our server is filled with obscure Pokemon-esque cartoon animals that will blow your mind! Join us and embark on a colorful adventure as you create your own color wheel art project using our unique creatures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server, there lies a hidden anime world where you can find the ultimate source material for your art project. Unleash your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you discover the secrets of this mysterious realm.

So why wait? Join us now and become a master artist in a world like no other! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a legendary creature that will inspire your next masterpiece. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server around!

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Gave Me The Feels Minecraft SMP

Emotional Music, Emotional Performance, emotional soundtrack, emotional storytelling, Feels, gave, gave me the feels, heartstring-tugging tunes, heartwarming composition, heartwarming video, heartwrenching vocals, Minecraft, moving music video, music that evokes emotions, music that makes you cry, sentimental ballad, sentimental moments, smp, Soul-stirring melodies, Soulful Music, tear-inducing melodies, tearjerker music, touching lyrics, touching song

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are friendly and the creepers do the Macarena.

Our server is so epic that even Notch himself was spotted playing on it, riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Wallachia

Adventure, Anarchy, Battles, BUILD, Conquer, dynamic, Economy, Economy System, Explore, Forge, free play, Immersive, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, Path, PvP, Server, Survival, Thrilling, Wallachia

Welcome to Wallachia, our immersive Minecraft server where adventure awaits! Dive into a dynamic MMORPG experience featuring engaging mods, a straightforward economy system, and an anarchy environment that encourages free play. Engage in thrilling PvP battles as you explore, build, and conquer. Join us in Wallachia and forge your own path in this exciting world!

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Anon’s Adventure Minecraft Server

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Get ready to enter the most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking llamas, and dancing creepers. The player was so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you’ll have if you befriend this majestic bird?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will banish any griefers or trolls with a flick of their rainbow tails.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: Mia Monday – Two Mouthfuls of Parasaur Pussy Edition

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the legendary Snoot Mods that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to hug a gator? Well, now you can in our server! Dive into the world of “I Wani Hug That Gator” and experience the thrill of gator hugging like never before.

And if that’s not enough, we have a whole archive of fics and art that will make your head spin. From Snootboorus to AI chatbots, we’ve got it all.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover what it’s called when you…uh, well, you know. Just come join us, okay? 😂🐊🎮

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