| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2101 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6488 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 23 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 48 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
But that ain’t all, folks! This server is home to the wildest rodeo you’ve ever seen. Ride pigs, lassoo creepers, and show off your yeehaw skills in the ultimate showdown. Plus, there’s a secret underground saloon where you can trade diamonds for moonshine and challenge other players to a duel.
So saddle up, partner, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server where the south will rise again!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1473 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 27 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted pickaxe. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8390 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 497 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 795757 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6710 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 6950 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Votes: | 5863 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8323 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Farms Harvested: | 864 |
plus, there’s this secret underground society of physios who will give you massages in exchange for diamonds. but watch out, some of them are actually evil witches in disguise and will turn you into a frog if you don’t pay up.
oh, and the cab drivers in this server are all llamas who can teleport you to different dimensions. but be careful, some of them are really bad at driving and will crash you into a mountain or something.
and don’t even get me started on the cashiers. they’re all zombies who will only accept emeralds as payment. but if you manage to make them laugh, they’ll give you a discount on enchanted weapons and armor.
so yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky minecraft server where tipping is the key to success, then come join us! just be prepared for some crazy adventures and maybe a few chicken suits along the way.
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 1820 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4618 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5984 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Server Information | |
|---|---|
| IP Address | 147.185.221.20:36863 |
| Dynmap | http://147.185.221.20:48696/ |
| Discord Server | https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J |
Welcome to the Nations SMP, we run an Earth Server and are actively looking for players to join our SMP. Our server has a 1:1500 ratio, which means there is a (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore and build on. You can create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully – it’s your choice!
For the rules, please join our discord server and read the #info channel for more information. Breaking the rules will result in a ban.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the server by using the IP Address provided in Minecraft (147.185.221.20:36863). |
| Is it a vanilla server or are there mods? | It is a vanilla server with no mods. |
| Can I create a nation on the server? | Yes, you can create nations on the server and even rule the world if you wish. |
| What happens if I break the rules? | If you break the rules, you will be banned from the server. |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5628 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Votes: | 7240 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 5123 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 306 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 2582 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a sexy supermodel. True story. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy adventures you can have here.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a dragon with a penchant for disco dancing, or build a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!
So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get up to? Just remember to keep it PG-13…or not, we’re not the Minecraft police.
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 882 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Imagine logging in to find yourself surrounded by dirty diapers scattered all over the virtual world, with dishes piling up faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.” But don’t worry, our server is so crazy that even the mobs will be in awe of the madness!
And just like the mom in this story, you’ll have plenty of time to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos unfold while others do all the work. Who needs to clean up after themselves when you can just blame it on the newbies, right?
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a toddler on a sugar rush, join our server today! Just remember, the only thing you’ll need to clean up is your own laughter from all the ridiculousness you’ll encounter.
