Welcome to EpoxyMC – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!
EpoxyMC brings you the best of Hypixel Skyblock transformed into an immersive survival experience, all without any pay-to-win elements. Dive into a world where creativity knows no bounds, and adventures are limitless. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, EpoxyMC offers a unique and thrilling journey for everyone.
EpoxyMC – Where Adventures Begin!
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Join us and experience the thrill of breaking free from parental restrictions, just like how this player broke free from their mom’s rules to get medical attention for a broken rib! Who needs permission when you can take matters into your own hands?
We promise a wild ride filled with rebellious adventures and crazy antics. So come on, join us and let’s show those parents who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Just make sure to watch out for any falling blocks – we wouldn’t want any more broken ribs, now would we?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant volcano that erupts every hour on the hour? it’s like a fireworks show, but with lava. so epic, dude.
plus, we have this crazy quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes invincible and can ride a flying pig into battle. sounds legit, right?
so come join us on this wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of having too much fun. in that case, maybe stay away.
so, like, if you wanna experience some, like, crazy brain activity patterns and, like, be part of a totally distinct condition, then, like, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, so wild and insane, you won’t even believe it.
come join the fun and, like, experience the most unique brain activity patterns in minecraft history. you won’t regret it, dude. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad.
| Server Type | Semi-Vanilla Java Minecraft |
|---|---|
| Age Restriction | 18+ |
| Server Location | East US coast |
| Player Run Projects | Yes |
| Events | Weekly contests and events |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla server for 18+ players with a tightly knit community, player-run projects, events, active Discord, and more!
Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a mature player base. Applications are carefully reviewed before acceptance.
Yes, there are donation perks, but they are strictly non-Pay-To-Win. Proceeds go towards server improvements.
Absolutely! Players are encouraged to contribute to developing the server’s appearance through building and material gathering.
No, griefing is not tolerated on Infinity Isles. Any damage caused by griefers is swiftly rolled back and repaired.
Our server is so wild that even my niece keeps telling me about people dying that are close to her. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! From falling into lava pits to getting blown up by creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt. Just be sure to have a bucket of water handy to put out those fiery mishaps!
Picture this: you’re building a magnificent castle in Minecraft, when suddenly your in-game girlfriend asks for help taking care of her friend’s virtual baby. Will you prioritize your sleep over her needs, or will you choose to stay by her side and face the consequences?
With outrageous scenarios like this, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your decision-making skills. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and unforgettable moments!
Imagine a server where you have to care for virtual grandparents while your siblings jet off on virtual holidays, leaving you to do all the work. Will you snap and book a month-long virtual trip across the US, only to be called selfish by your virtual family? The drama never ends on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being guilt-tripped by your virtual Nan and siblings for wanting a well-deserved break. Will you cancel your virtual trip or stand your ground and take that month-long vacation? The choice is yours on our server!
So come join us for a virtual adventure filled with family feuds, emotional breakdowns, and outrageous demands. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!
