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CraftyMileiVPNoRacism

argentina, Backlash, controversy, CraftyMileiVPNoRacism, criticism, cultural sensitivity, disagreement, discrimination, Division, football chant, milei, political stance, Politics, public figure, racist, social media, Statement, Support, vice president, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragons Tamed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, milei broke up with the vice-president over a football chant or sumthin. it was, like, so crazy, u gotta come see for urself. we got pigs that can dance and chickens that can fly. plus, our diamonds are, like, made of pure gold or sumthin. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs. so, like, come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is lit af.

SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mines Excavated:	1449
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6654	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	333
Chimeras Created:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

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GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	65
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1914
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Farms Harvested:	467
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Buildings Constructed:	38	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!