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EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3299
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Potions Brewed:	146
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP

badass, Bill Goldberg, Character development, Completely, favorite wrestler, heel turn, Minecraft, Monster, no-nonsense, professional wrestling, Randy Orton, ruined, smartass, smp, snarky, Stoic, troll heel, Walter, wrestling community, wrestling company, wrestling fans, wwe, WWE creative

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	20
Farms Harvested:	793	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable wrestling storylines? Join our Minecraft SMP where Walter has transformed from a stoic badass into a snarky smartass troll! Watch out for his signature move, the “Retard Slam” inspired by Randy Orton’s dad. Who needs Bill Goldberg when you have Walter bringing the chaos in our server? Join now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!

CraftyCritique

advice, blunt honesty, brutal honesty, brutally honest, candid feedback, CraftyCritique, direct communication, frank advice, harsh reality, life lessons, no beating around the bush, no sugarcoating, no-nonsense, raw truth, reality check, straight shooting, straight talk, tough advice, tough love, unfiltered advice

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Game Over, Crafty Creepers

betrothed, Crafty, CREEPERS, Game, geomaxxing, good women, mentally broken, Mess, old boomer, Over.., radfems, religious families, shut ins, snatched, way out

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6005
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your dream partner before you hit level 25! All the good women are waiting for you here, ready to build a blocky paradise together.

Forget about those mentally broken radfems or old boomer betrothals – on our server, you’ll only find perfect matches who are just as obsessed with Geomaxxing as you are!

Join us now and start your blocky love story today! Who needs real life when you can have a Minecraft romance that’s out of this world?

CraftyWitches Minecraft Server: Where Evil Women Rule!

control, CraftyWitches, discrimination, double standards, equality, Ethics, Evil, evil women, female empowerment, feminism, gender, Justice, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, morality, Opinions, power, rule, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, Thoughts, Villain, Women

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the craziest adventures with evil women! Our server is run by a group of wicked witches who will stop at nothing to conquer the Minecraft world.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a cackling witch who will guide you through our spooky spawn area. From there, you can embark on quests to collect magical artifacts and battle fearsome creatures like zombie cheerleaders and skeleton princesses.

But beware, the evil women of our server are always up to mischief! They may turn you into a toad or challenge you to a witch duel. Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive in this twisted world.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the realm of the evil women!

Crafty McLaughs: Agree or Die!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking cow who offered them a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Little did they know, this carrot had the power to turn any player into a superhero with the ability to shoot lasers from their eyes!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the Dancing Creeper Disco, where creepers bust out their best dance moves to the latest hits. And don’t even get me started on the Ice Cream Mountain where you can build your own ice cream castle and ride on a rainbow unicorn!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises and laughter, come join us on our EPIC Minecraft server. Who knows what adventures await you?

Crafty LOLz: From Noob to Pro

CHANGE, Crafty, Development, Evolution, growth, how-to, Journey, lolz, mindset shift, noob, personal growth, Positive Change, PRO, progress, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-transformation, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay experience? Well, look no further! Our server is the ultimate destination for all your Minecraft needs.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall out of your chair.

But that’s not all! We also have treasure hunts that lead to hidden chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DraftKings presents: Unicorn Warlords MC Server

advent, Adventcorns, aow, bros, CATALOG, Chumcorns, civil war, collab, draftkings, general, gura, Parlays, Presents, Server, ucwg, UNICORN, VT, vuhtuh, Warlords

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Farms Harvested:	908	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Magic Items Found:	8441	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you ready to join the epic battle between the Adventcorns and Chumcorns? Rumor has it that Gura herself is streaming over our collab today, causing a rift between the two factions. The stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance in our world. Will you choose to align yourself with the powerful Adventcorns or the daring Chumcorns? The choice is yours, but beware, alliances can shift in an instant!

Don’t miss out on the action, join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure – it’s going to be a wild ride!

CraftyCombos: Where Minecraft meets Mortal Kombat!

balance, Combos, competitive, CraftyCombos, creativity, Decision making, deep system, developers, EXECUTION, Frustration, game design, game development, game industry, gameplay, KOMBAT, LIMITATIONS, Mechanics, meets, Meta, Minecraft, MORTAL, Optimal, player experience, strategy, Variety

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6838	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the game has an incredibly deep combos system that will blow your mind! But here’s the catch – it doesn’t matter at all because there’s a singular optimal combo for every situation. Why do the devs do this? Who knows, but it sure makes for some hilarious gameplay!

Join our server for a chance to discover the ultimate combo that will have you dominating all your opponents. We promise you’ll be laughing your way to victory as you unleash the most ridiculous and overpowered moves ever seen in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of epic combos and absurd gameplay. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Gen Alpha’s Epic Fail Server

#youtube, Alphas, bored at recess, color, delayed, disciplinary issues, Epic, Fail, games, Gen, Gen alpha, Hide and seek, Horrible, imagination, overstimulated, overstimulated brains, Police, PRETEND, Psychopaths, reading difficulties, roblox, Server, sing in music, tantrums, violent

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Forget about Gen Alpha and their overstimulated, violent tendencies. Join our server and unleash your imagination like never before!

Picture this: a world where kindergartners rule with their Roblox skills and YouTube knowledge. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. No more tantrums, just pure creativity and fun!

Our server is so epic, schools are bringing in the police to deal with the chaos. But here, chaos is just another word for adventure. Hide and seek? We’ve got it. Pretend play? You bet. Singing in music? Absolutely!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because here, you’ll be the hero of your own story. No more psychopaths who can’t read, just a community of gamers ready to take on any challenge. Are you ready to join the madness?

Blocky Bag Brigade – Minecraft Mania Madness

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blocky, blue archive, Brigade, Commissions, Events, General Student Council, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Mania, Minecraft, Normals, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for that. But let us tell you why you should join us:

– Do you want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Well, on our server, you can do that and more! We have unlimited resources, so go wild with your creations.

– Have you ever wanted to ride a creeper like a majestic steed through the pixelated plains? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just watch out for the explosions.

– Are you tired of boring old quests and missions? Well, on our server, you can embark on epic adventures like battling a giant Ender Dragon while riding a flying pig. Trust us, it’s epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

ChubbyCraft: Where Women Wear Fat Like a Fashion Statement

beauty, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, ChubbyCraft, Confidence, empowerment, fashion, fat, feminism, health, love yourself, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Statement, strength, wear, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of women becoming fat to protect themselves like a suit of armor! Join us and witness the epic battles where players clad in layers of cake and pie face off against enemies wielding swords made of broccoli.

Our server is the only place where you can ride on a giant cupcake into battle, while shooting flaming hot cheetos at your foes. Build your own fortress made entirely of candy canes and marshmallows, and watch as it attracts unicorns and dragons to defend your land.

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the amount of chocolate you can eat)!

Crafty Kimi’s LOL Land

Anime, anticipation, awakening, Awakens III, comedy, Crafty, Crush, Drama, EMBARRASSMENT, Hajirau, high school, Japanese culture, Kimi ga Mitainda, Kimis, Land, lol, love, Manga, Nervous, romance, Shirasawa, slice of life, waiting room

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Emeralds Found:	1262

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because Shirasawa Awakens III is here to save the day!

Join us in the waiting room as we prepare for the ultimate battle against the evil Ender Dragon. But be warned, this dragon is not your average Minecraft boss. Legend has it that it can shoot RAINBOWS out of its eyes and breathe fire made of COTTON CANDY.

But fear not, brave warrior! With your trusty diamond sword and enchanted armor, you will be able to defeat this mighty beast and claim the LEGENDARY loot that awaits you.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But be prepared for some serious laughs and shenanigans along the way. See you in the game, fellow Minecrafters!