Are you tired of boring, predictable wrestling storylines? Join our Minecraft SMP where Walter has transformed from a stoic badass into a snarky smartass troll! Watch out for his signature move, the “Retard Slam” inspired by Randy Orton’s dad. Who needs Bill Goldberg when you have Walter bringing the chaos in our server? Join now for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns!
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WWE have completely ruined Walter for me Minecraft SMP
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CraftyCritique
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.
Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.
So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!
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Snowball Economy Minecraft Server
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Tired of paying an arm and a leg for frozen pizzas because of some crazy inflation? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical pizza tree that grows unlimited slices of the cheesiest, most delicious pizzas you’ve ever tasted! Join us and never worry about the cost of frozen pizzas again – plus, you can ride around on giant pizza slices as your mode of transportation. It’s a win-win situation!
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AxelTheAbuserMC SMP
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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where Axel Syrios reigns supreme as the self-proclaimed king of the blue dorito! But watch out, because he’s not afraid to abuse his power to bully the poor, desperate 2views.Join our server if you’re looking for a good time filled with drama, intrigue, and questionable leadership decisions. Who knows, you might even witness a showdown between Axel and 2views that will go down in Minecraft history!
So come on, join us and witness the chaos unfold as Axel tries to maintain his power while 2views fights back with everything they’ve got. It’s a battle of epic proportions that you won’t want to miss!
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WhopperCraft99
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Remember the good ol’ days when you could get a 99 cent Whopper in the USA? Well, our Minecraft server is just like that – a delicious deal that you won’t believe! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated burgers, epic battles with creepers, and secret treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. So come on down and experience the nostalgia of cheap Whoppers and even cheaper thrills on our server!
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GazaVax Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy polio vaccination zones just like in Gaza! fight against hordes of zombies and skeletons to protect the precious vaccines and save the world from a polio apocalypse! build giant syringes and vaccine factories to show off your medical skills! join now and be a hero in the battle against polio, only on our server!
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CraftyHamasPollFraud
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come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the craziest secrets like IDF uncovering evidence that Hamas be falsifying opinion poll results on oct 7. u gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. join now to be part of the drama and chaos, who knows what other scandals we’ll uncover next. plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, u won’t find a better community anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? come join the madness now!
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Blocky Relief Co.
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join our minecraft server and experience the magical healing powers of taking giant shits! no more headaches, just pure relaxation and relief as you build, mine, and explore in our wacky world. our server is like a toilet for your soul, flushing away all your worries and leaving you feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. come join us and let the healing power of poop guide you to victory!
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ChandraCraft: Invest in Discovery!
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Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft
Approval, Biomes, building, close-knit, community involvement, continent, Craft, dedicated server, Engaging, Friendly, Fun, HappyGoLucky, high uptime, Maintaining, Mature, Minecraft, ONLINE, player experience, Positive, respectful, rich memories, Seasonal Events, SemiSpice, server performance, simp, small server, sunrise, top-notch, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, World Map![Sunrise Minecraft [Simp] 1.21 Semi-Spice Vanilla WhiteList Online HappyGoLucky Fun Craft](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/02/newmcserver_banner_rank13.jpg)
Dawn MC Server
Overview:
Server Type Semi-Vanilla Focus Enhancing multiplayer fun while maintaining classic vanilla gameplay Community Small, close-knit, friendly Rules:
- Maintain maturity and treat all members with respect.
- 21+ community only.
- Cheating, including duping and exploiting, is strictly prohibited.
- Stealing and non-consensual PvP are not allowed.
- Avoid establishing bases in the spawn area.
- Seek approval to build close to other players.
Apply:
If you are interested in joining the Dawn MC server, please apply here.
If you have any questions, reach out on our Discord.
FAQ:
Question Answer How long has the community been around? The community has been around for over four years. What is the age requirement? The community is for 21+ age group only. Are there any specific rules regarding building? Avoid building in the spawn area without approval and seek permission to build close to others.
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RegretCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).
We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!
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The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP
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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.