| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 3356 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me [1.16.5]
144.76.7.241:31893
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2129 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 88 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Our server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset in the near future. We prioritize providing a stable long-term environment for our players to enjoy.
Visit us on:
| Experience | Vanilla |
|---|---|
| Community | Diverse player-base with focus on collaboration |
| Rules | Respectful community with minimal drama |
To join Warped SMP, please join our Discord server HERE and submit an application.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels. Our community is supportive and helpful.
A: No, you are free to build whatever you like. We encourage creativity and diversity in builds.
A: While we don’t have strict age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and respectfully towards others.
A: Server events vary in frequency based on player suggestions and availability. We strive to engage the community regularly.
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 4667 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 13 | Animals Bred: | 54 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Emeralds Found: | 774 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7061 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary adobo recipe, battle mythical creatures like the aswang and tikbalang, and build towering bahay kubos that reach the clouds.
But that’s not all! Our server also features mini-games like “Balut Eating Contest” and “Karaoke Battle Royale” where you can show off your skills and win amazing prizes like a virtual jeepney or a pet tarsier.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness of Filipino culture like never before! Vinaka! 🇵🇭🎮 #PinoyPride
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4206 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2275 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king who rules over a kingdom of flying llamas.
But beware, as you explore our server, you may encounter a mischievous group of dancing creepers who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by a group of funky villagers who throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before!
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 843 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride as we turn innocent little ones into rebellious troublemakers with just a few curse words on stickers and cards. Just like the lady at the market, you’ll be screaming at us for exposing your kids to our rotten behavior in no time!
But don’t worry, we won’t give in to your demands for free age-appropriate stickers. We stand by our inappropriate content and we’re not afraid to kick you and your kids out of our server if you can’t handle the heat.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your parenting choices and have you laughing at the absurdity of it all, then look no further! Join us now and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6915 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
On our server, you can show off your thrifty skills by building the most budget-friendly creations, like a castle made entirely out of recycled materials or a farm that runs on solar power. And if anyone dares to call you “cheap,” just hit them with your diamond pickaxe and show them who’s boss!
So come join us and let your inner money-saver shine in a world where being frugal is not just a way of life, but a way of survival. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest full of discounts and deals along the way. See you on the server, bargain hunters!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 722 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 9774 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our admin team consists of actual zombie experts who have survived multiple apocalypses (according to them, at least). They will guide you through the dangers of the undead hordes with their extensive knowledge of zombie behavior and tactics.
But that’s not all! Our server also features custom weapons like the “Zombie Zapper 3000” and “Exploding Cow Launcher” to help you fend off the zombie horde in style. And if you’re feeling particularly brave, you can even take on our special event where you have to survive a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Remember, the fate of humanity (or at least your Minecraft base) is in your hands.
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9356 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3708 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
And get this, there’s this crazy story goin’ around that some dude got kidnapped by a Palestinian ‘journalist’ and a freakin’ Hamas operative in the game! Like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, the IDF swooped in and saved the day, man! It was like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft!
So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some wild adventures, you gotta join this server, bro! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s goooo!
| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9534 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4649 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 4629 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
