Players: |
109/1000 |
Uptime: |
99% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: |
2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: |
97 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: |
6 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: |
0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: |
49 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: |
2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: |
6 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: |
6 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: |
7 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: |
14 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: |
6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: |
1 |
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so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!