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GalacticGamerMC SMP – “NoNewGalaxiasChapter”
Oh, honey, let me tell you about the drama on our Minecraft SMP! The server was supposed to drop yesterday, but then a herd of wild llamas invaded and started a protest demanding better hay quality. So, the launch got delayed while we negotiated with the llama union. But don’t worry, it’s going to be worth the wait because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who are ready to battle anyone who dares challenge them. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our insane Minecraft world. -
PissAndShitMC Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn and fall asleep? Well, look no further because our server will make you piss and shit yourself with laughter!Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks, and even participate in a dance-off with creepers!
Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to laugh your pants off (literally)!
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CraftySpender Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.
Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?
So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!
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SisLiesMC: DaughterDramaGone
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.Need a break from your sister who mooches off you and causes drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Build a fortress to keep her out or team up with other players to take her down in epic battles.
Tired of your parents constantly meddling in your business and taking sides? On our server, you make the rules! Build a kingdom where you’re the king and your parents can’t tell you what to do.
Join now for a drama-free zone where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft!
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CraftyCompanions
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.
But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!
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PythonFangSurgeryCraft
come join our minecraft server where we have a new medical device that will fix all your rotator cuff injuries! we got tiny teeth that latch onto your tendon and bone like a python’s fangs, spreading and lessening the force on your damaged tissue. it’s like having a tiny dentist in your shoulder, but way cooler. join now and say goodbye to shoulder pain while building epic structures in the game. who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic? -
TrIMine There was a Wipe!!! Minecraft server
Private donation rtp our ds: https://discord.gg/mPzNfCWS
185.107.193.82:45966
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Hypocraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of chaos and hilarity!Join us on a journey through the wildest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen, where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain event every Friday at 3pm).
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Hypocrisy Image, a mysterious artifact that holds the power to turn players into chickens for 24 hours. Will you be brave enough to seek out this image and embrace your inner cluck?
If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as it is absurd, look no further. Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!