AbsurdSMP Server Information
Hello!
If you’re tired of big servers and want a more chill experience, then join the Absurd SMP. We have a jungle spawn, grief prevention, and voice chat support. Plus, no microtransactions or confusing spawn areas. It’s pretty new, so get in early. The server has 60 player slots, so bring your friends!
Rules:
cool.serverminer.com
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.
But that’s not all! Our server is so generous, it will literally reach through your screen and hand you a stack of enchanted golden apples just for logging in. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a dragon into battle against an army of evil bunnies.
So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living the dream on ours? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.
So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so advanced, it’s like we’re living in the year 199471788!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mystical portals to other dimensions, and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. You’ll never be bored on our server, because there’s always something new and ridiculous to discover.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your mind is blown. This is not just a Minecraft server, it’s a wild ride you’ll never forget!
Join our server and experience the soothing powers of the “Baby Shark” song that instantly calms you down after a rage-inducing creeper explosion. Our community is filled with players who love to build epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks and ride around on flying pigs.
So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and the occasional dance party in the Nether realm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us and become the ultimate outlaw of the Minecraft world. Who needs to follow the rules when you can live life on the edge and get away with it all? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular on our server, always looking for new recruits to join his evil army.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your life of crime in Minecraft! Just remember, snitches get stitches…and possibly blown up by TNT.
Picture this: Israeli protesters blocking highways in Minecraft, calling for a cease-fire to return hostages that have been held for 9 months in a war in Gaza. But wait, it gets even wilder! The hostages are actually villagers that have been kidnapped by evil creepers and skeletons!
Join our server and help the protesters navigate through dangerous obstacles, fight off mobs, and negotiate with the enemy to bring peace to the land. Will you be the hero that saves the day and brings the hostages back home? Or will you join forces with the mobs and wreak havoc on the protesters’ plans?
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure! Join now and be prepared for the most insane and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Minecraft Server Information | |
|---|---|
| Server Address: | mc.rencorner.co |
| Java Edition Port: | 25565 |
| Bedrock Edition Port: | 19132 |
| Website: | Rencorner.co |
| Discord: | https://discord.gg/gxHue2Greb |
Yes, this server supports crossplay with both Java and Bedrock editions.
This server supports Minecraft versions from 1.17 to the latest 1.21.
Yes, this server prides itself on having a small but social community of experienced and mature players.
This server offers a blend of Vanilla and Modded gameplay to keep the game interesting for players.
Yes, this server offers various game modes including Slimefun Survival, Skyblock, RPG Survival, and Plot Server.
Yes, the Plot Server allows players to test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with friends using creative mode.
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock in one hit! But beware, the pickaxe is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.
Need a break from all the adventuring? Take a dip in our lava hot tubs or challenge your friends to a game of spleef on our floating ice arena. And don’t forget to visit our petting zoo, where you can cuddle with creepers and ride on the backs of ender dragons.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, trees grow diamonds, and players can ride unicorns into battle against hordes of evil bunnies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, Riku, don’t look!
One player shared a hilarious story of catching a hacker in the act and actually managing to pull their IP address. Instead of just reporting them, they asked the ultimate question: “Is there any way I can DDOS him on mobile?” Now that’s some next-level revenge tactics!
Join our server for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to unleash your inner hacker (in a totally legal and ethical way, of course). Who knows, you might just become the hero of the server by taking down those pesky hackers with your mad skills. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!
Join us and build your own virtual family, where no one will ever leave you for another woman or ask for financial support while undergoing dialysis. Our server is a safe space where you can let out your frustrations by mining, crafting, and exploring without any guilt trips or emotional baggage.
Forget about being called heartless by your boyfriend, because here, everyone is free to make their own choices without judgment. And if you ever feel like you need to protect yourself from being hurt again, just remember that in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.
So come join us on our server, where you can be the bigger person by building epic structures and helping your virtual community thrive. And remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a fearless warrior or a peaceful farmer. The choice is yours!
Join us for a chance to escape your own family drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or surviving the night.
Our server is perfect for those looking to start fresh and learn new skills, just like my husband did when he ran away from his farm life. Who needs literacy and numeracy skills when you can mine for diamonds and battle zombies?
And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life, just log on and let loose in our virtual world. Plus, we promise not to judge your cooking skills like my in-laws did to my poor husband.
So come join us on this crazy adventure and show your family that you can thrive in any environment, even a virtual one. See you in the game!