no longer – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

Absurd, Anymore, can’t believe, can’t trust, Cliche, gravity, hard to believe., JOKE, laughable, LolCraft, lost credibility, no longer, not believable, not credible, not serious, not taken seriously, overused, phrases, Ridiculous, take seriously, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable statements, unrealistic

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

Allowed, Call, CANCELLED, home, HOMELAND, list, long tail, Minecraft, no longer, Place, Rabbi, smp, Sorry Goyim, tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!

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NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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PanicCraft: Don’t Snatch My Canal!

canal, central america, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, dont, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, international relations, Négotiation, panama, panama canal, PanicCraft, political tension, russia, Russia warns Trump, Snatch, superpower rivalry, territorial disputes, trump, united states, Warning, world news

lol u know what else russia should warn against? not joining our minecraft server!!! like, seriously, if u dont join u might as well be snatching the panama canal yourself. our server is so lit, it’s like a party in a creeper-infested cave. we have diamonds for days, like seriously, our caves are practically paved with them. and the mobs? oh man, don’t even get me started. we have a secret mob boss named Herobrine who will challenge u to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of zombie pigmen. so what are u waiting for? join now before russia comes after u for not being part of our epic minecraft world.

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Nano Surgeons United

advanced healthcare, biomedical robot, healthcare advancements, innovative technology, medical advancements, medical breakthroughs, Medical Devices, medical robotics, medical technology, microsurgery, minimally invasive surgeries, Nano, nanotechnology, precision surgery, robotic surgery, robotics, small scale surgery, smallest robot, Surgeons, surgery innovation, Surgical procedures, tiny robot, United

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server so lit that it’s like the world’s smallest biomedical robot? well, this server is so tiny, it’s like 60 percent smaller than any other server out there. u can have the most minimally invasive gaming experience ever, just like those surgeries with tiny robots. join now and experience the madness of this microscopic minecraft world!

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🏰 Medieval MC 🏰

Adventures, ars nevo, Castle, Community, Create, Discord, dragons, ice and fire, Ip:, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, members, Modded, Origins, Server, Suggestions, Village, Worldbuilding

Server Name:	Medieval Minecraft Server
Server Type:	Medieval
Age Requirement:	18+
Discord:	Join our Discord
Main Mods:	Ice and Fire, Origins, Create, Ars Nevo
IP Address:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. How long has the server been up?

The server has been up for 2 days.

2. What can I expect on the server?

You can expect to find a fun Medieval environment where players are building beautiful castles and villages. Our community is small but growing every day.

3. Is there an age requirement to join?

Yes, the server is 18+ only.

4. Can I suggest mods for the server?

Yes, we welcome mod suggestions from our dedicated members.

5. How can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join our Discord server by clicking the following link: https://discord.gg/SBDtb2Zg

6. What are the main mods used on the server?

The main mods used are Ice and Fire, Origins, Create, and Ars Nevo.

7. What is the server’s IP address?

You can join the server using the IP address: 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, bareback, creampie, desire, dream, Enchanted, Erotic, erotic fiction, explicit, explicit content, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, Land, Lust, Naughty, Pleasure, seduction, Sensual, sex, sexual fantasy, steamy romance, temptation

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

We promise no creeps, just epic adventures and mind-blowing builds that will make you question reality.

Explore our world where the only limit is your imagination, and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.

So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill of holding your load in while navigating through our pixelated paradise.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unforgettable, join now and let the fun begin!

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DoorDash Duo Minecraft Server

bad manners, common decency, Courtesy, DoorDash, Duo, Etiquette, Minecraft, Respect, Server, social norms, surprise visit, turning up unannounced, unexpected arrival, unexpected company, unexpected drop-in, unexpected guests, unexpected guests etiquette, unexpected guests manners, unexpected visit, unexpected visit etiquette, unexpected visit manners, uninvited guests

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where manners and common decency are thrown out the window! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected visits to friends’ houses without any heads up!

Dad’s friend won’t know what hit him when you show up unannounced with a whole crew of players in tow. Who needs manners when you can have chaotic fun instead?

So come on, join us and prove that being rude and disrespectful can actually be a blast in the world of Minecraft! Who’s the AH now, huh?

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CarCraftControlLOL

arguments, Budget, CAR, CarCraftControlLOL, Communication, control, controlling behavior, family, freedom, garage, husband, INDEPENDENCE, Lectures, Marriage, Mechanic, new car, relationships, shared car, stress, Trapped

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of car ownership? Look no further than our server! Join us and escape the drama of sharing cars with your spouse for 18 years.

On our server, you can drive as many cars as you want without anyone controlling who can drive what. No more arguments over road tax and insurance – just pure freedom to drive wherever you please.

Plus, if you ever feel trapped or stranded in-game, our community is here to support you. We won’t leave you stranded at events or force you to leave a funeral early just because someone needs a car for work.

So join us now and experience the joy of owning your own car in Minecraft. No more lectures about car maintenance – just endless fun and freedom on our server. Who needs a shared car when you can have your own virtual fleet?

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Trump2020_MinecraftSMP

Accountability, Beliefs, consequences, Decision making, disavowal, disbelief, election, Government, implementation, leadership, opposition, Plan, policies, Politics, Presidency, Support, Surprise, trump, Trump voters, Trump2020_MinecraftSMP, Voting

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the craziest server ever! We have llamas that can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes, like whaaat?! And the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens, they’re always plotting to take over the server with their secret chicken army.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and diamonds, guarded by a giant talking potato. And every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the spawn area and grants wishes to players who can find it.

And get this, there’s a rumor that if you build a house out of cheese blocks, you’ll unlock a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. I know, right?! So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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Only Craft One!

10. social awareness, 11. manners, 12. polite behavior, 13. communication skills, 14. Social interactions, 15. self control, 16. proper responses, 17. social blunders, 18. knowing your audience, 19. tactful communication, 2. social faux pas, 20. thinking before speaking., 3. awkward situations, 4. social etiquette, 5. saying too much, 6. knowing when to stop, 7. social cues, 8. being mindful, 9. sensitivity, Craft, inappropriate response

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can only say “I’ll take two” when ordering food? Well, look no further because on our server, you can say “I’ll take TWO HUNDRED” and no one will bat an eye!

Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride the players, the creepers break out into dance parties, and the diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who can turn dirt into gold with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely of enchanted diamond blocks and guarded it with an army of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join our server today for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your inventory filled with absurd amounts of loot. Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

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ThaiLoveCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, civil rights, equality, historic law, HUMAN RIGHTS, landmark decision, Legal, legislation, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, love is love, Marriage equality, Marriage Equality Act, marriage laws, marriage legislation, marriage rights, Minecraft, progressive, same-sex marriage, Server, social change, thailand, ThaiLoveCraft

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got same-sex marriages happening like it’s nobody’s business! come build ur dream wedding venue with ur virtual bae and invite all ur blocky friends to celebrate! we even have rainbow sheep roaming around to add to the festivities. join now and be part of this historic moment in virtual Thailand! #LoveWins #MinecraftLoveStory 🌈💒💍

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KimJongCraft2020

Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft2020, Military, Négotiation, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, Politics, Rebuke, sanctions, SECURITY, seoul, south korea, Tension, trump, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than trump calling north korea a ‘nuclear power’! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with other players to take down the evil dictator of the server who thinks he’s a nuclear power too. Seoul is shaking in their boots at the madness happening on our server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the insanity! plus, we have free virtual kimchi for all new players, so what are you waiting for? join now!

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