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Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

Allowed, Call, CANCELLED, home, HOMELAND, list, long tail, Minecraft, no longer, Place, Rabbi, smp, Sorry Goyim, tags

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	125
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2868
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

PronounceCraft

Accents, Asshole, Australian, Communication, Conversation, Edinburgh, English, Food, French, geography, Italian, jarring, kiwi, language of origin, Melbourne, PronounceCraft, pronunciation, self correct, Utah accent

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Zombie Dances:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all accents and pronunciations, no matter how jarring they may be! Are you tired of being judged for saying “Haiti” the French way? Well, on our server, you can say it however you please without fear of being called an asshole!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Italian food names pronounced in their original language, French geography lessons, and a whole lot of confusion for everyone involved. Who needs a standard Utah accent when you can have a melting pot of linguistic chaos?

So come on over and join our server, where communication is a challenge and pronunciation is a free-for-all. Embrace your inner language rebel and let your words run wild!

FireChatWithLegends

10. influential people, 11. deep conversations, 12. dream guests, 13. thought-provoking, 14. philosophical discussions, 15. personal connections, 16. wisdom sharing, 17. life lessons, 18. hypothetical scenarios, 19. dream conversations, 2. conversation, 20. storytelling by the fire., 3. fire, 4. talk, 5. discussion, 6. storytelling, 7. Memories, 8. inspiration, 9. historical figures, FireChatWithLegends, reddit

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magic Items Found:	7656
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Imagine sitting by a cozy pixelated fire in our Minecraft server, chatting with none other than the legendary Steve Jobs himself! Yes, that’s right, we have a special feature where famous historical figures come to life in our virtual world to have a good ol’ chat with you. Who knows, maybe Abraham Lincoln will challenge you to a build-off or Cleopatra will teach you how to tame a virtual cat. Join our server for a chance to have the most epic conversations of your life, all while mining diamonds and fighting off creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

MirrorMart: Only Pre-Owned!

affordable mirrors, buy mirrors, Furniture, home accessories, Home decor, interior design, mirror bargains, mirror consignment shop, mirror deals, mirror discounts, mirror marketplace, mirror resale, mirror secondhand store, mirror shopping, mirror thrift shop, MirrorMart, mirrors for sale, mirrors online, pre-owned mirrors, preowned, secondhand mirrors, used mirrors

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	2

join dis server if u wanna see urself in a used mirror!!! we got da craziest mirror collection in all of minecraft land. u can see ur reflection in mirrors dat have been used by famous minecrafters like steve and herobrine. but be careful, sum mirrors might be haunted by ghostly creepers and skeletons! if u brave enuff to face ur reflection in a used mirror, den dis server is da place for u. come join us and experience da thrill of seeing urself in a mirror dat has seen it all. u wont find dis kind of craziness anywhere else, so come on in and let da mirror madness begin!

IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Attention, bad vibes, below 6/10, Chad, DATING, Garbage, incel community, IncelCraft, Incels, Kids, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, Nice, normal, Personality, relationships, self improvement, Server, societal standards, toxic masculinity, Ugly, Women

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2536
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of being ignored by women in real life because you’re below a 6/10? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where looks don’t matter and personality is everything… unless you’re Chad, then you can just show up and women will want your pixelated babies.

We don’t discriminate against incels here, in fact, we encourage you to embrace your incel status and build the ultimate fortress to keep the women out (unless they’re hot, then we’ll make an exception).

So come on down to our server where the only thing uglier than your Minecraft character is your personality!

BookwormCraft Minecraft Server

Android annotation software, battlefield stories, book annotation software, book discussions, book recommendations, Book thread, BookwormCraft, CIYA style books, cross-platform annotation software, digital book annotation, electronic book annotation, Linux annotation software, Minecraft, portable annotation software, portable book annotation, reading for relaxation, reading recommendations, relaxing tech books, security books, Server, stylus for devices, tech books, Windows annotation software

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic battles, hidden treasures, and mysterious quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special book thread where you can discuss all your favorite reads and get recommendations for new books to dive into. From thrilling tech books about cybersecurity to heart-pounding stories from the battlefield, we’ve got it all. And if you’re looking to annotate your books on the go, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with portable software that works seamlessly across all your devices.

So grab your stylus and get ready for the gaming experience of a lifetime. Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind. See you in the game!

ExBlockMate Minecraft Server

aita, common law, Degree, ex, ExBlockMate, family, grad school, Green Card, healthy, horrible person, immigration program, lying.., Minecraft, not helping, Paperwork, permanent resident, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, Sponsorship, spousal support, Successful

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mines Excavated:	1539	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Towns Built:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy story of a Canadian and American ex-couple living together and attending the same school. Will they reconcile their differences or will they be caught up in a web of lies and deceit?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of immigration fraud as one player tries to sponsor their ex for a grad program by pretending to still be a couple. Will they get away with it or will their new relationship suffer the consequences?

Join now for a chance to witness the chaos unfold and see if true love can conquer all, or if it’s just another Minecraft meltdown waiting to happen!

BlockyBetrayalFunTime

BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayalFunTime, boundaries crossed, break up, cat custody, Cheating, communication problems, controlling behavior, couples therapy, Emotional Abuse, ex’s behavior, false accusations, Gaslighting, Infidelity, Manipulation, relationship boundaries, Revenge, snitching, toxic relationship, trust issues

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7274
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will make you question your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring relationships? Well, on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment. From crazy exes to trust issues to unexpected hookups, we’ve got it all! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense couples therapy sessions you’ll ever witness. Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, the real challenge is navigating through the ups and downs of relationships with your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride of emotions, betrayal, and maybe even a cat custody battle. Who knew virtual dating could be this entertaining?

CraftyCompliments

acknowledging achievements, Admiration, appreciation, biggest compliment, boosting confidence, boosting self-esteem, CraftyCompliments, expressing admiration, flattery, giving compliments, heartfelt compliments, kind words, making someone feel special, meaningful praise, Positive Affirmation, praise, showing gratitude, spreading positivity, uplifting others, verbal appreciation, words of encouragement

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be showered with compliments like never before! Our players are so friendly and supportive that they’ll make you feel like the king or queen of the blocky world. Who needs real-life compliments when you can have virtual ones in our server?

Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks, and everyone was so impressed that they threw a virtual parade in their honor. True story! Join now and maybe you’ll be the next player to receive such an extravagant display of admiration.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bask in the glory of endless compliments and praise. You’ll never want to leave once you experience the ego boost of a lifetime!

TunnelRaidersMC

border, Conflict, Defense, Excavation, gaza, Hamas, home, idf, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nahal Brigade Commander, Palestinian, Rafah, SECURITY, SMUGGLING, Surveillance, threat, Tunnel, TunnelRaidersMC, Underground

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	54	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mines Excavated:	4869	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever, then you gotta check out this place in Rafah! It’s like, every home has a freakin’ tunnel, man! It’s like a maze of tunnels underground, you’ll feel like a mole or something, it’s wild!

Our server is so lit, you’ll be diggin’ and buildin’ like there’s no tomorrow. And get this, our Nahal Brigade Commander from the IDF even said so himself, so you know it’s legit! Join now and become the tunnel master of Rafah, it’s gonna be a blast!

AncientVoicesMC

Ancient, AncientVoicesMC, books, Communication, crazy, Echoes, History, imagination, knowledge, Libraries, literary, Literature, Manuscripts, Nostalgia, pages, past, reading, storytelling, time travel, VOICES, wisdom

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5371	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

this server is like a magical library where u can hear the voices of ancient people from 1000 years ago. imagine chilling with Julius Caesar or gossiping with Cleopatra while mining for diamonds. it’s like time travel but in minecraft form. join us and experience the ultimate historical gossip session while building epic structures and battling dragons. who needs textbooks when u can chat with the past in our server? come join the fun!