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LOLcraft: What even is gravity anymore?

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5252	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	4978	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. And if you ever get lost, just ask our friendly staff members for help – they’ll teleport you to safety faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Cancelled Homeland Minecraft SMP

Allowed, Call, CANCELLED, home, HOMELAND, list, long tail, Minecraft, no longer, Place, Rabbi, smp, Sorry Goyim, tags

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magic Items Found:	7380	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the Rabbi himself has declared that you can no longer have a homeland. But fear not, because now you have the opportunity to join our server and create your own crazy, wacky, and totally nonsensical world!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so insane that the creepers have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions. Will you join them or fight against their explosive demands?

2. The villagers have all decided to become professional dancers and are hosting a dance-off competition every Saturday night. Can you bust a move and impress the judges?

3. The Ender Dragon has decided to retire and is looking for a replacement. Will you take up the challenge and become the new ruler of the End?

4. Our server is so chaotic that the chickens have started a rebellion against the cows. Who will you side with in this epic battle of the barnyard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Just remember, there’s no homeland here, only endless possibilities for ridiculousness and fun!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Runes Activated:	0

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dragon Eggs Found:	9640	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	483
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Divine Spears Created:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	173
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Farms Harvested:	598	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3066	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!