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SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

APPOINTMENTS, Boundaries, Burnout, bypass surgery, Communication, control, emotional, exhaustion, family, Help, home, hospital stay, Minecraft, overwhelmed, PUSHY, Routine, self-care, Server, Support, surgery, SurgeryCraft, Understanding, Visitors

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from pushy in-laws and overwhelming responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can bother you!

Imagine a world where you can control everything, from the layout of your kitchen to the color of the sky. No more unexpected visitors booking flights without asking, just pure freedom to create and explore at your own pace.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally take a break from the madness of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Don’t be the a-hole who misses out on this epic adventure – join us now and let the stress melt away!

MineCraftTubeBanter

Accountability, borrowing money, Boundaries, budgeting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Decision making, financial responsibility, friendship, holiday, lending money, lesson learned, London traffic, london underground, MineCraftTubeBanter, personal finance, Repayment, Transportation, travel, Trust

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your budgeting skills? Look no further than our server! We promise outrageous adventures and insane challenges that will have you questioning your financial decisions.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to budget your in-game currency while navigating through our crazy world. Will you spend all your diamonds on a fancy castle, only to realize you can’t afford to feed your virtual pets? Or will you wisely save your resources, only to be tempted by the latest pixelated fashion trends?

But be warned, if you ask for a loan from another player and don’t pay it back, you might find yourself stuck on the wrong side of the barrier, just like our friend in the story above. Trust us, you don’t want to be the one calling for a six-hour rescue mission from your virtual family members!

So come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate budgeting challenge. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial responsibility along the way (but probably not).

RedditFakerMC SMP

achievement, Confidence, determination, fake it till you make it, Fakers, Imposter, imposter phenomenon, imposter syndrome advice, imposter syndrome help, imposter syndrome stories, imposter syndrome support, imposter syndrome tips, impostor experience, impostor syndrome, perseverance, personal growth, reddit, RedditFakerMC, self improvement, self-doubt, smp, success

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you fakers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers come to boogie down, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of dancing llamas.

So if you’re ready to fake it till you make it in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around, then join us today and let the madness begin!

BlockbusterCraft

all-time favorite, best movie, BlockBusterCraft, Cinema, classic movie, favorite movie, film buff, film recommendation, greatest movie, Movie, Movie Critic, movie enthusiast, movie lover, movie marathon, movie night, must watch, top choice, top film, top movie, Top Picks, top rated

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a character from the best movie ever made – Sharknado! Join us as we battle flying sharks and tornadoes while building epic bases made entirely out of shark fins. Don’t worry, we have a special plugin that turns every block you break into a delicious sharknado smoothie. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Ian Ziering himself, fighting off sharks with a diamond sword. So come join us on this wild adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

CraftyNaijaStudents

CraftyNaijaStudents, education, higher education, immigration, international students, migrant policy, Nigerian diaspora, Nigerian education system, Nigerian students, student decision-making, student demographics, student experiences, student migration, student mobility, student opportunities, student perspective, student population, student trends, student visa, study abroad, uk, UK universities

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Potions Brewed:	97
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	24

lol come join our epic minecraft server where nigerian students are avoiding the uk cuz they know the real party is here! we got so much fun stuff like flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine!

but wait, there’s more! if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs and grants you three wishes! plus, our staff team is made up of actual unicorns who will grant you wishes and protect you from griefers with their magical horns.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun anyways?)

CraftyCommenters: Unrepresentative & Unruly

Analysis, BIAS, Commenters, community engagement, CraftyCommenters, Decision making, demographics, Diversity, exclusion, general population, Meetings, old homeowners, Planning Commission, political inequalities, public consultation, public participation, representation, san francisco, socio-economic status, Unrepresentative, unruly, Wealthy, White

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, dude. You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there. And, like, the best part is that it’s run by a bunch of llamas who wear top hats and monocles. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in fancy clothes.

But wait, there’s more! The server is located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a giant rainbow unicorn. And once you’re there, you can build whatever you want, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

Oh, and did I mention that every hour, a giant disco ball drops from the sky and everyone has to break out their best dance moves? It’s like a party 24/7 on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on a sugar rush, then you gotta come hang out with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas give out free hugs. How can you say no to that?

SMP Realm: Semi-Spicy Vanilla with a Touch of Bling, Launching Sept 1st! Version 1.21

1st, Adventure, bling, BUILD, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Economy, Friends, FRIENDSHIPS, In-Game-Name:, java, Join, Launching, Players, quality of life, Realm, SemiSpicy, Sept, Shops, Small Community, smp, Staff, Survival, Touch, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Version

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8619
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Plex SMP Realm Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	Survival realm
Platform	Java
Economy	Diamond-based economy with player shops
Experience	99% vanilla with quality-of-life datapacks
Staff	Active staff for community safety

FAQs

Q: How can I join the Plex SMP Realm?

A: Join our Discord server and share your in-game name to get started. Click here to join.

Q: Is the realm Java-based or Bedrock-based?

A: The realm is Java-based.

Q: What kind of economy system does the realm use?

A: The realm uses diamonds for its economy. Players can build their own shops and trade with others using diamonds.

Q: Are there any special features on Plex SMP Realm?

A: Apart from the vanilla experience, there are quality-of-life datapacks to enhance gameplay. Players also have the opportunity to work together, build friendships, and create a strong community.

LatinCraft Minecraft Server

assimilation, Challenges, cultural shift, Diversity, Economy, Europe, extension, Future, Globalization, Hispanics, Identity, immigration, integration, Latin America, LatinCraft, Migration, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opportunities, Server, society, uk, West

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Meteorites Collected:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magic Items Found:	8828
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the West has been taken over by Latin America…but don’t worry, it’s not all bad! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world where tacos and salsa are the currency of choice.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to Mexico City where you can trade your diamonds for some authentic street tacos. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a swim through a shark-infested ocean to get there (just watch out for the navy)!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving Hispanic community in the UK and Europe, who are always up for a game of Minecraft. So come join us and see what happens when the West becomes a spicy extension of Latin America. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMP_CraftyCreeper84162292

Anime, ANONYMOUS, art, black and white, Character, Creative, Detailed, doodle, drawing, emotive, fine art, illustration, Manga, No. 84162292, original, pen and ink, Portrait, sketch, SMP_CraftyCreeper84162292, traditional art, Unique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you heard that right. Our pigs are fancy AF. But that’s not all – our sheep have been known to break out into spontaneous opera performances and our chickens can do the Macarena better than any player.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the bowels of the server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a giant talking potato. Legend has it that anyone who can defeat the potato in a dance-off will be rewarded with the rarest loot in all the land. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

Airplane, airplane etiquette, Baby Shark, child behavior, colorful insults, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Frustration, ipad, Kids, KidzCraft, Manners, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, parents, passenger behavior, public behavior, Server, social norms, swearing, Yelling

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchantments Applied:	68
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being stuck on a plane with annoying kids and their Baby Shark obsession? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no crying children or repetitive songs in sight!

Join us and escape the madness of the real world by building your own virtual paradise. No more death glares from parents or demonic tunes haunting your dreams. Just pure, unadulterated fun in a blocky wonderland.

Forget about being judged for speaking your mind – on our server, colorful insults are not only allowed, but encouraged! Let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the Baby Shark nightmare. Who knows, you might even find a new favorite song to play on repeat (hint: it’s not Baby Shark).