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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 137 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4524 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
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