Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!
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YakCraft Minecraft Server
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MysticHaven
active community, Adventure, alliances, base, challenge, Community, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Exciting Crates, Gear, LifeSteal, Lifesteal gameplay, Minecraft, Missions, MysticHaven, PvP, reliable support, rule, Server, SURVIVE, Trade, wealth
Enter MysticHaven, where adventure and challenge await! Here’s what makes our server unique: Lifesteal Gameplay: Defeat players and steal their life to become stronger. Be careful, others can steal your life too! Dynamic Economy: Earn money through trade, selling goods, and completing missions. Use your wealth to expand your base and buy better gear. Exciting Crates: Open crates for a chance to get rare and powerful items to dominate your enemies. Active Community: Join a friendly and supportive community. Collaborate, form alliances, and participate in thrilling events. Reliable Support: Our team is always working to improve the server and add new features. Need help? We’re here for you. Join MysticHaven today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Survive, earn, and rule on the best lifesteal server!
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Merchant Villages: Where the only thing we claim is unlimited land – no griefing allowed!
Allowed, Auction, Chestshop, Claim, eco-system, Economy, Essentials, family friendly, full economy experience, gaming experience, Griefing, Land, merchant, minecraft server, Minigames, Npc, Plugins, protected, PvE, rules, TRADES, Unlimited, Vanilla, Villages
Minecraft Server Overview
Address mc.merchantvillages.com Merchant Villages is a friendly non-pvp server looking for mature, well behaved players.
Have you been enjoying Minecraft single player, but found the online community less than you’d hoped for? Are you tired of being griefed by experienced players? Had enough of power hungry admins threatening to ban you every time you blink? Merchant Villages offers a friendly environment for players new to the scene and experienced players alike.
Merchant Villages is well established having been online since January of 2013.
In Merchant Villages you will find a unique economy because it is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang. Villagers on this server have been designed to make trading easy and fun. With EssentialsEco, ChestShop, auction plugin and others seamlessly integrating the vanilla trading with a full eco system, Merchant Villages offers a different approach to creating a full economy experience.
Features:
- Unlimited land starting with 100×100 plots and expanded as needed
- Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged
- Four home sets and more as you rank
- No starting in overpopulated areas
- Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off
- Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more
- Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
- Family friendly environment
- No Inventory loss arenas
- Friendly rules including (1) Respect other players, (2) No offensive language, (3) no hacks, and of course (4) No griefing.
Come and join us for a full, friendly gaming experience.
https://discord.gg/0pkUOvkI9vRNj1Vw
FAQ
Question Answer Is the server pvp or non-pvp? The server is non-pvp. Is griefing allowed? No, everything is protected and griefing is not allowed. Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, some of the rules include respecting other players, no offensive language, no hacks, and no griefing. How long has the server been online? The server has been online since January of 2013. What kind of economy does the server have? The economy is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang.
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Rule34Craft Minecraft Server
adult content, black-skinned-male, browsing, Character, CONTENT, exclusion, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, filtering, Futanari, Limit, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, pages, r34, rule 34, Rule34Craft, search, Server, tabooAre you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!
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WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP
Bigotry, discrimination, Hate Speech, Oppression, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hierarchy, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racial superiority, racial violence, racism, Supremacy, white domination, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white privilege, White Supremacy, WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Join us and become part of our crazy community where the only way to survive is to expect the unexpected.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and eggs cracking, but in the end, the players emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering quests and challenges to anyone brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that those who complete all the llama quests will be granted the power to control time itself. Time travel in Minecraft? Only on our SMP!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in our crazy world. Just remember, the right white man marches on. Embrace the chaos or be left behind!
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SassyCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world where stepsons can’t ruin your happiness and where you can focus on building epic structures without any family drama.Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where your happiness is the only thing that matters. No more dealing with unhappy marriages or stepsons who don’t appreciate you – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and have a great time without any drama.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family troubles behind. Who needs a happy marriage when you can have a happy Minecraft world instead? Let’s build some blocks and forget about all the drama!
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PartnerPerks Minecraft SMP
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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.Our server is the perfect place to meet your partner in crime, whether they’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or just really good at finding diamonds. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the mines of our server?
But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon together, with Porkchop riding into battle on a saddle made of enchanted golden apples. True love knows no bounds, especially when it involves a pig with a taste for adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what makes your partner truly unique – maybe they’re secretly a wizard with a potion brewing stand in their basement, or maybe they just really like building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined diamonds.
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StressCraft 3000
Agitation, anxiety, Burnout, discomfort, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability, mental health, mindfulness, nervousness, overwhelm, Panic, PRESSURE, Relaxation, restlessness, self-care, stress, StressCraft, Tension, unease, worry
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, gravity-defying builds, and mobs that will make you question your sanity.Forget about relaxation, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie pigmen flash mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or steals your diamonds, you never know).
So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!
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GazaSchoolWars Minecraft Server
Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, education, gaza, GazaSchoolWars, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israeli, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, narratives, Palestinian, Politics, Propaganda, school strike, Server, Truth, violence, WarHEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF TALKING LLAMAS WHO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! THEY’LL HELP YOU BUILD THE MOST INSANE CASTLES AND MINE FOR DIAMONDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES THAT WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO EPIC BATTLES!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BREATHE FIRE ON ALL YOUR ENEMIES!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!
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KurskCraft: Russian Evacuation Edition
border tensions, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Edition, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, mass exodus, military intervention, political turmoil, Refugees, russia, Russian, Russian authorities, security concerns, Ukrainejoin our epic minecraft server where we have over 76,000 russians running around like crazy because they got evacuated from Kursk Oblast due to Ukraine’s incursion. it’s a wild party up in here, with russians building giant potato statues and dancing to hardbass music all day long. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs war when you can have a minecraft server full of russian shenanigans? come join now and be part of the insanity!
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HeavyPine
“HeavyPine”: HeavyPine is a Minecraft 1.21 server that will redefine your survival experience. Immerse yourself in a universe full of adventure, where every corner hides a new challenge. Face powerful bosses, explore dungeons full of treasures, delve into endless mines and discover never-before-seen structures and biomes. With custom gameplay mechanics, HeavyPine offers you a unique experience. Build your home, forge alliances, and defend yourself from unimaginable dangers. Every block placed and every enemy defeated will bring you closer to mastering this hostile and fascinating world.