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  • VanillaSquad

    VanillaSquad

    New Minecraft Servers

    VanillaSquad is a private server close to vanilla Minecraft. An open world, a pleasant atmosphere and a minimum of restrictions await you.Self-written plugins that do not break the atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, voice chat, no teleportation, no economy, no private, no donation, no kit launch and freebies and much more, which has no analogue among CIS servers – all this will make your game even brighter and more interesting. Survive, build, create, make new acquaintances.

    You won’t be bored with us. We have a lot of possibilities! You can open your own store with good goods at a good price, protected from price destabilization. You can organize various events and competitions, as well as participate and win other players’ amateur performances! On the server there are, for example, cities and villages with their own style, way of life and entertainment. Although no one is still forbidden to build themselves a completely autonomous bunker, hidden at the very bottom of the new big world, this is also fascinating in its own way. Even if you come in in the middle of the night, someone will definitely be playing here, because we have a large online presence ^_^

    Server goal:Many private servers are created just for making money. Our priority is the development and improvement of the project, and with development the audience, interest among players, and, consequently, earnings will grow.

    Griefing, toxic behavior, cheating and theft are strictly prohibited:We ban people for griefing and restore damaged buildings. The server also has a protection system where you can detect a griefer in a matter of seconds and immediately report to the moderators, who will process the request as soon as possible. Those who swear in the chat do not appear for a very long time.

    We have a huge team:In the administration there is not one person, but a whole team, each member of which does his own job: the chief administrator, plugin developer, tech. administrator, manager, accountant, moderation and others.

    Budget:A huge number of servers were closed due to lack of budget…Before creating the project, we took care of its accumulation, in case the project starts to go into the red. Thus, we will not close, but only understand that we are doing something wrong. We have also been working since 2019, which gives a huge guarantee of its performance.

    Chips:Cool custom plugins; datapacks that do not break vanilla; large and functional website and more. We regularly make updates to improve ourselves. However, the main find is, of course, the golden community.

    Equipment:We are on a dedicated server, one that cannot be found even on the second page of results for the query “cheap Minecraft hosting”; its operation is provided by the administration, which has been successfully doing this for many years. We constantly monitor updates to the server core; it is always up to date and has the latest fixes and improvements. Processor: Ryzen 9 7950x, RAM: 32 GB, SSD NVME: 560 GB. Everything for comfortable and stable work and play

    To become a full-fledged VanillaSquad player, you need to link your Discord account to your Minecraft game account. To do this you need to follow a few simple steps:I. When you log into the server you will receive four numbers. Remember them carefully!II. In your Discord settings, be sure to allow server members to write messages to you. Then find our @VanillaSquad Assistant bot and send him those numbers from the game

    mc.vanillasquad.com

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  • Moose Crafting Adventure Realm

    Moose Crafting Adventure Realm

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Our Server: Where Reality Takes a Backseat to Minecraft Madness!

    Are you tired of the mundane? Does the idea of normalcy make your skin crawl? Then welcome to the great abyss of blocks, where everything makes sense but nothing really does! Our server is the greatest nightmare you’ve ever wanted—or perhaps the worst hallucination you’ve ever encountered! It’s like if a cow and a computer got married and had a baby called “Enderman’s Circus!” Join us now or risk being devoured by the purple dragon overlord living under your bed!

    Feature Details
    Endless Creeper Hugs Feeling lonely? Creepers will randomly appear and give very explosive hugs!
    Invisible Blocks Why build when you can just believe in the power of imagination? Build nothing!
    Reverse Gravity Zones Forget going up; you’ll be stuck to the ceiling until you eat ten enchanted carrots!
    Time-Traveling Sheep Pet a sheep and you might find yourself in the year 3023! Or maybe in a pumpkin?
    Reality Distortion Fields Every hour, what you see will change… to something else. What was I saying?
    Mob Olympics Watch entities compete for the title of “Most Confusing!” Who will win: the flying squid or the upside-down pig?

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Confusion

    Q: What version is the server?

    A: Version? Are you talking about time or space? It’s a philosophical question at this point… maybe it’s only 2% alive?

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Joining? It’s a relative term! You have to close your eyes and whisper your deepest fear to the screen. If it happens, congratulations, you’re in!

    Q: What are the rules?

    A: The only rule is that there are no rules! Except for the rules that are definitely rules. You never know when they might pop up, like a surprise turtleneck at a barbecue!

    Random Quotes from the Void

    “So, are we all in a computer? Or is it just me?”

    “Why does everything taste like chicken? Except the steak!”

    “Are we the ants in their Minecraft?”

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  • SchoolRunNinja: AITA Edition

    SchoolRunNinja: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Unnerving Realm of the Sociopathic Commute!

    Do you feel the asphalt calling you? Are you ready to tear down the pixelated highways of virtual chaos where friendship crumbles faster than a poorly built dirt house? Buckle up, because this server is here to question everything you thought you knew about social contracts and vehicle-based friendships!

    What to Expect in This Madness:

      • Tension Beyond the Track: Forge complex relationships or ruin friendships over a mere ten-minute ride! Who knew navigating the dangers of driving would become a harrowing psychological thriller?
      • Commitment Conundrum Mechanics: Players must establish CLEARLY COMMUNICATED boundaries! Will you suffer the unbearable weight of expectation, or will you courageously declare: "Not today!" as you speed past your ungrateful friend? The choice is yours!
      • Parental Approval Quests: In this server, you’ll need letters of permission more than lapis! Complete strange tasks for NPC parents to ensure you can transport fellow players—will you throw in a side quest for the ill-fortuned signature?

    In-Game Features (If You Dare):

    Feature Description
    Emergency Escape Routes Abruptly abandon your friends at the nearest cliffside—you’ve got the power!
    Allegorically Bad Driving Experience the thrill of driving under pressure as players beg you for rides to remind you of past favors!
    Gratitude Gauge Maintain your sanity by collecting heartfelt thanks from NPCs—or suffer from the angst of unappreciated driving skills.

    How to Join the Mayhem (If You’re Brave Enough):

    Type /join the disillusioned travelers if you possess an unquenchable thirst for virtual chaos! But beware: friendships may fracture like glass under the weight of your fractured promises.

    FAQ:

      • Q: Why did my friend stop talking to me after I refused to give them rides? A: Perhaps they are just a glitch in the matrix, or maybe they’re plotting something sinister. Who knows?

      • Q: Should I really be prioritizing my space over friendships? A: Ah, the eternal question of life: space, or the traffic jam of lifelong commitments? Choose wisely.

    Whispers of Conspiracy:

    Legend has it that this server was actually banned in twelve sketchy parallel dimensions for fostering toxic social behavior and careless driving! But we’re not going to mention the mysterious disappearance of previous players who thought they could ride for free.

    Unverified Testimonials:

    “This server wrecked my childhood friendship with a digital truck!” – An Anonymous Survivor “Why do I feel like they are trying to collect my soul through transportation arrangements?” – A Slightly Disturbed Player

    The Dark Invitation:

    But what if you joined only to find out it was a ploy? Will you become a pawn in the cosmic game of social expectations? Who knows what’s lurking in these pixelated roads? Will you drive off into the sunset or crash into the fiery abyss of existential dread?

    Get behind the wheel of your own narrative, where every turn might lead to friendship or end in chaos. Join now, if you dare!

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  • BlockyLoveCraft

    BlockyLoveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling lonely in your virtual blocky world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to spice up your love life! Join us for a chance to rekindle the flame with your partner by building a pixelated love nest together. Who needs couples therapy when you can mine and craft your way to a stronger relationship? Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, so why not impress your significant other with some sparkly virtual bling? Join us now and say goodbye to marital woes, one block at a time!

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  • BlockyTradeWars: China vs. USA

    BlockyTradeWars: China vs. USA

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the New World Order: ,us$tariffCrafters

    “The only thing scarier than a blocky world is the tariff system regulating it.”

    Hold onto your diamond pickaxes, fellow miners of destiny! In a realm where chaos reigns supreme, the whispers of trade war echo over pixelated plains. Prepare to be enveloped in the shrouded mirrors of us$tariffCrafters, where mysterious international complaints manifest as blocky structures and omnipotent beings weave the fabric of virtual reality!


    What We Offer: A Smorgasbord of Absurdity

      • Falling Tariffs: Witness the bizarre phenomenon as ores significantly lose value! Items ascend or descend in price based on… well, just trust us, the fallen tariffs have something to do with it.
      • The Great Wall of Banners: Build the ultimate fortress from pixelated propaganda! Teeming with magical banners, each claiming to preserve treasures from non-existent trade zones. Who drew the line? Nobody knows!
      • The WTO Whisperers: Ever heard the tale of the double-headed Creeper? It appears during Trade Circles, triggering the darkest blocky sorcery. Ask not what it can unleash upon you.
      • Craft Your Own Conspiracy: Create an opulent mansion filled with symbols of false economy! Put your leadership skills to the test as you navigate the confusing labyrinth of unquantifiable tariffs!

    Legend Has It…

      • Looming Overhead: The Great Exporter lies dormant, a mythological creature that absorbs resources and cries out in agony as it digests the remnants of free trade. Rumors say it might be related to a certain nation’s complaints…

    Contradictory Testimonials:

      • "I built a massive statue of tariffs, then it collapsed. Is that normal?!" – TerraMiningJack
      • “The market crashed before I could purchase flint. Is that risky economics?” – CraftedAmbiguity
      • "This server was banned in 12 countries but we won’t tell you why… or how." – TooManyQuestions?

    Secret Features – If You Dare:

      • Venture into The Tariff Tangle, a hidden cavern where every chest contains items haunted by the specters of international discussions. Each item’s fate hinges on the poorly explained WTO guidelines!
      • Experience Currency Collapse Days, where underlying mechanics shift faster than a Silverfish trapped in a block! Watch as values oscillate for no reason giving you the exhilarating thrill of financial instability!

    FAQ (Frequently Questionably Arrogant)

      • Q: Can I sell my items as tariffs? A: Only if you can create them out of thin air. Don’t ask how, just believe!

      • Q: What are the rules of engagement here? A: Rules? This server exists in a state of metaphysical anarchy. Engage at your own bewildering risk!

    Warnings:

    Caution: Entering the boundaries of us$tariffCrafters may lead to involuntary trade evictions of your digital soul! You might even find yourself caught in a net of bureaucratic nightmares and pixel beasts arising from your irrefutable trades!


    Join the Chaos!

    The clock strikes midnight, and at every tick-tock, entrenched interests seep into your gameplay! Will you brave the tangled web of tariffs and explore the unfathomable depths of virtual breach? Click the link to delve deeper—but be wary, all outcomes are yours to bear!

    Welcome to the mestador of madness. You have been warned.

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