No Kids Minecraft Servers

No Kids

  • AlphaCraft ChillZone

    AlphaCraft ChillZone

    New Minecraft Servers

    AlphaCraft

    Welcome to AlphaCraft! Our server is brand new (12/5/2022). We’re a server for adults 18 and up, looking for members to help our community grow and have a good time. Join us to relax after work, build, chat, and chill without any stress from kids begging for stuff or bothering you. Let’s have a great time together!

    play.alphacraft.live

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UncleWifiGoneBananas

    UncleWifiGoneBananas

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

    Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ”’>Looking for Love Minecraft SMP”’

    ”’>Looking for Love Minecraft SMP”’

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where finding love is as easy as mining for diamonds! But wait, there’s a catch – you must make seven figures in game currency, be physically fit with an 8 inch pickaxe, and own your own virtual business. No wage slaves allowed here!

    And if that wasn’t enough, my virtual kid is my world and you’ll always come 2nd or 3rd if we have virtual pets. Sorry, not sorry. Oh, and did I mention you must be single with no virtual kids? I don’t want your virtual shitty baggage.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing crazier than the mobs are the players!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • WeddingCrashTeens

    WeddingCrashTeens

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that welcomes all ages, even those who don’t drink? Look no further than our server, where kids are not only allowed but encouraged to join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate based on age or beverage preferences, because let’s be real – who needs alcohol when you have blocks to mine and creepers to battle?

    Join us and escape the drama of family events where kids are excluded for not being old enough to drink. Our server is a safe haven for all, where everyone is welcome to build, explore, and create memories that will last a lifetime. Plus, we promise not to judge you for not having a plus one – after all, who needs a date when you have a trusty pickaxe by your side?

    So come on over and join the craziest, most inclusive Minecraft server around. Who needs family drama when you have virtual worlds to conquer? Let’s build some epic structures and slay some virtual dragons together – because on our server, everyone is family.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoKidsNoProbsCraft

    NoKidsNoProbsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of hearing baby cries and changing diapers in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for married couples who have decided that kids are a big NOPE in their virtual lives.

    Join us for a child-free paradise where you can build your dream house without worrying about little ones messing it up. Our community is filled with like-minded players who understand the joys of a peaceful, kid-free existence in the blocky world.

    Forget about PTA meetings and soccer practice, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off the creepers and zombies that roam the land. So come on, join us and experience the freedom of a child-free Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GTA BoomerCraft

    GTA BoomerCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U, YEAH U, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO LIT, EVEN THE ADULTS IN GTA CITIES ARE SHOOK? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT ALL THE KIDS DISAPPEARED AND NOW IT’S JUST US ADULTS TRYING TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WITHOUT DIAPER CHANGES AND CARTOON NETWORK.

    BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT A WHOLE BUNCH OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS WAITING FOR YOU ON THIS SERVER. WE’VE GOT GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES, UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FULL OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

    SO IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF, THEN COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY WORLD. WHO NEEDS KIDS ANYWAY WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SERVER THIS AWESOME? LET’S GET BUILDING, FOLKS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty AF

    Crafty AF

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being kicked out of countries for being a fag? Do you spend your days seething about China and spamming hate threads for free? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and let all your pent-up anger and frustration out in a virtual world where you can build, destroy, and unleash your inner chaos. Our server is filled with fellow black sheep of the family, raised by secret societies, and rejected by potential lovers. Come join us and let’s create a world where the only rule is to let loose and have a good time. Who needs real life when you can escape to our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerCraft: Where the ‘mid 30s’ crowd rules the block!

    BoomerCraft: Where the ‘mid 30s’ crowd rules the block!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Are you tired of being a lone wolf in real life? Well, fear not because on our server, you will never be alone again!

    Join us and you will be surrounded by a community of awesome players who are always ready to have a good time. No more sitting in your house alone all day, now you can build and explore with your new virtual friends!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you will embark on exciting adventures and face off against fearsome mobs. You’ll even have the chance to team up with other players and conquer epic dungeons together.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a job or a girlfriend when you can have all the fun you want right here? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyCouple69’s Minecraft Madness: Where age is just a number and diamonds are forever!

    CraftyCouple69’s Minecraft Madness: Where age is just a number and diamonds are forever!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice up your gaming experience with some wild and wacky adventures? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, quests to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The Potato Whisperer,” who can communicate with vegetables and has a pet cactus named Steve. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even meet your future spouse who looks eerily similar to a pixelated character! It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on our server. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, Neighbors!

    Looking for a mature and friendly Minecraft community?

    HomesteadCraft SMP is an adult-only server that's been public for over two years, and we're excited to welcome you to your new home!

    Where to Find us:

    IP: HomesteadCraft.mcserver.us

    Live Map

    Discord

    As an RPG-based server, we've got a unique game-play experience that's tailored to players who enjoy building, crafting, and exploring. Our community is made up of players from all over the world, and we've got a large number of regular players who enjoy playing together.

    Our main goal is to provide a fun environment with an old-school feel, where both long-term fans and new players can all get together and have a good time. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit community, and can't wait to see how we continue to expand.

    We believe in building a place where everyone can enjoy the game together. We've got a no-map-reset policy, which means you can build and explore without worrying about losing your progress, but we continue to expand the world border with each major update.

    We also have a claims system in place to protect your creations, in addition to regular world and inventory backups just in case of issues.

    Speaking of some of the plug-ins we use, here's a few more you'll find on HomesteadCraft that helps make us special:

    Aurelium Skills – Introduces skills and stats into Minecraft. Such skills include Agility, Excavation, Enchanting, and even Sorcery. Some of the stats include Strength, Regeneration, and Luck.

    Acuteloot – This one adds in literally BILLIONS of new and unique items you can find. There's things such as specially named items, items with particle effects, and a few unique ones that add some fun mechanics to the game. You can find Acuteloot items in naturally spawned chests, or you might get lucky while enchanting.

    In addition to the usual server accouterments, we also have an active Discord community where players can chat and hang out. Our in-game chat is also linked to the main Discord channel, so even when you aren't at your computer, you can stay connected! Here, you can chat, share builds, post shop ads, and stay up-to-date on all the goodies and news.

    Now the nitty-gritty The rules. We don't have many, and most of it boils down to…

    Rule #1. Don't be a jerk!

    Rule #2. 21+ only. We are an adult community for many reasons.

    Rule #3. We do NOT tolerate ANY hate speech or derogatory language. Full stop. If you have to ask if it counts, it probably does.

    So, if you're looking for a unique Minecraft experience with a mature and friendly community, then HomesteadCraft SMP is the server for you. Join us now and become a part of our amazing community!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP